Oh Carter, when will you learn that you can't spend all night partying and dancing like a mad thing without consequences in the morning? Not to mention the fact that with your clumsiness, you managed to destroy three bar stools, two pool tables, a cocktail dress...and now your alarm clock. At least, I hope that's your alarm clock. And your room. You hussy.

Art by  kokuhane, master of the cute/buff paradox.