No matter how you look at this... it will always be WRONG.
1. "one of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesnt belong-~"
2. Big the Pimp
3. wet t-shirt contest
4. do you want door number 1, door number 2 or door number three.
5. and the next miss America is...
6. Proof triplets can go wrong
7. I would have thrown the big one back
8. she is going to get surgurgy next month so she fits in more
9. "check out my crib froggy!"

If you got better ones go ahead and take a crack.