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NCIS Chapter 25 -MLP Story Arc Part 1 [ENG]
And here we are. I was motivated so I managed to complete the whole translation today.
Here you go, the first NCIS chapter in English. So I guess Hell froze over recently...
Anyway, I hope you'll have fun reading it. And if I missed something or something seems weird, don't hesitate to tell me ^^.
Yep, it's chapter n°25, and I don't plan to translate the previous ones for various reasons (the main one being I'd have to translate hundreds of Word pages for that ^^). So I'll put a "Previously in NCIS" thingie very soon. As it's the beginning of a new story arc, you shouldn't have trouble following it.
Trivia: "Monolithforsaken" isn't a mistake. In my stories, video game characters would consider "god" as a "monolith" but I'll explain that later.
Chapitre 25
My Little NCIS: L'Amitié, c'est Chiant, Part 1
Equestria
Ponyville
1h00pm PDT (Pony Daylight Time)
Midna (sarcastically) : Oh, I'm so blinded by such beauty… so cooooooool... Bleh, at least, it's new…
No-Name : Oh, come on, Midna… Don't you enjoy this colorful atmosphere ?
Midna : Na, I'm gonna get diabetes with all those colors. The HD-dirt-blood-bloom generation makes me puke, but this… this is just too much!
No-Name : Like… 20% too much ?
Midna : Alllllright… if half of the replies coming from your mouths during the whole damn mission are stupid Internet memes, I grab my bags of croissants, I go hide into an isolated place where I won't hear you and you deal with it, for Shiggy's sake!
Ridley : Would you kindly stop complaining all the time and instead enjoy the fresh air?
No-Name : Yeah, let's put a smile on that face !
Midna : ………. Alright, that's it, I'm gonna pound the living crap out of the Burger Queen!
Ridley : Easy, easy, Midna! You have to remember why we're here.
Midna : We're here to bore ourselves to death while Lizardqueen is having a nice discussion with Trollestia and Numa Luna Iei! You bet I remember this dumb mission and the fact we're doing it wrong! Our goal is to show our faces so we should be at the Palace for that, so we can say "Hey, look! We're the good guys who saved Kamino because the government is populated by fucking morons! Wanna Like and Friend us on Facebook? Derp!"
Ridley : For the last time, we're here to meet as many ponies as possible and hope Princess Celestia will have positive feedback about us. This way, our chances to gain her support and see MLP games on our consoles will dramatically increase.
Midna : That's the fuckest thing I've ever hear! Ten bucks the princess doesn't even bother checking what's going on in this tiny rainbowhole of a city!
Falco : Then we could try to meet her favorite student, Twilight Sparkle. She lives here.
Midna : Twilight Sparkle ?! They had the balls to name someone using those two monolithforsaken words?! Oh, my… this is gonna suck harder than Cynderp…
Cynder : Ha. Ha. Ha… Hilarious…
Falco : There it is. The Sugarcube Corner.
Midna : You sure they sell croissants in this? Because if I don't get my fix within the hour, I'm gonna cause one hell of a scene!
Michel : DAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!
Midna : Don't tell me he's starting the "20% crappier" and "cupcakes" bullshit, too…
Zelda : No, he said: "Bah, il y aura peut-être du Leerdammer".
Midna : What the hell is that? German?
Zelda : No idea.
Michel : Mmmpfff…
Zelda : He says we aren't enough internationally cultured to understand.
Midna : Like if I was giving a crap about this... So, this is where we split up, right?
Epona : Eeyup, Sweet Apple Acres farm is beyond the limits of Ponyville, though not far away.
Midna : Perrrfect! This is gonna help calming me down with half of the group gone!
Zelda : It's a pity I couldn't bring my dear car. We could have reached the farm in a blink, then gone for a little joyriding!
Epona : Definitely not trying to say you're a bad driver, Zel, really far from that, but we… prefer to go easy, slow and steady… a nice peaceful stroll, you see?
Zelda : But I can drive slowly and safely! For example, yesterday, when I went to buy some bread at the baker's in the Kakarico village with Michel using the small footpath, you know the bendful one with a sheer drop the whole way, I drove at less than 100 miles per hour! Less than 100 miles a hour! Can you imagine?
Angie : Ah, that's why Michel asked me a whole box of Diazépam.
Epona : Of what ?
Angie : Diazépam. C16H13ClN2O. Benzodiazepine used as an anxiolytic drug.
Epona : …
Midna : Does someone have a Doc/English unscrambler somewhere?
Angie : Valium…
Tous : Ooooooooh…
Zelda : Pffff, that was slow…
Midna : Why do you all go to the bakery of this dead-and-alive hole? It's ugly there and the baker is a crazy fat lump who beats the crap out of you if her daughter doesn't like your face. And she doesn't even make croissants!
Zelda : But the village is nice…
Midna : As I said, it's not! There are creepy zerg-rushing cuccos everywhere, it's small, old cold, and there is a damn undead hideout in their well… where all their water comes from! When you take all of these things and mix them… That's terrible!
Zelda : And she makes some wonderful bread!
Midna : Croissants forever…
Ridley : And she makes divine Paris-Brests !
Midna : Yeah, that's why she sucks even more!
Epona : And her apple turnovers are the 8th wonder of the world.
Midna : Don't give a crap…
No-Name : And her sweetrolls are…
Midna : Don't. Fucking. Talk. About. These. Again…
Zelda : And she knows Raster Li…
Midna : CAN I FUCKING GO EAT AT LAST, FOR SHIGGY'S SAKE?!
Zelda : OK, OK…
Midna : Grrrr… So, we keep ourselves in touch, but don't call unless it's an emergency, I hate not being able to eat in peace. Especially if I have to hear the Screamer in the background.
Michel : Meeeeh…
Midna : And keep your eyes open. I have a bed feeling about this.
Krystal : I fail to see why, it's really peaceful. And it's Ponyville, I don't see any reason someone would try to cause trouble here.
Midna : I tell you something is gonna happen. Dunno what, dunno where… But, anyway, it'll have to wait until I finish my lunch, or else… Come on, guys, lunchtime!
Ridley (opening the door) : I hope there is… *gets strangled by Midna's hair* Urk!
Midna : Ladies first, dumbass ! Nobody eats until I have a bellyful of croissants, do you copy? Because when I don't have my bellyful of croissants, I'm in a very foul mood! And when I'm in a very foul mood, I…!
My little NCIS!
My little NCIS!
Bleeeeh gneee gneee gneee…
My little NCIS!
I used to wonder how friendship could suck
My little NCIS!
Until you showed me how hard it could, fuck
Very long adventures!
Tons of puns!
A lame team
Stupid and so wrong
Sharing boredom
It's a real sad feat
And all of this makes me puke
You have my little NCIS!
Do you know you're all a pain in my hooooole?
Midna : … I sing crappy opening parodies, for example! And half of you left while I was singing. Good to know it still works.
Cynder (furious, holding a Super Mushroom in a paw) : …
Midna : Why are you staring at me, dragonass? You want a piece of me?
Falco : Midna, Ridley is running out of air.
Midna : And what the hell do I have to do with this? That's his problem, not mine!
Leon : You keep strangling him, right now.
Midna : Oh? *checks* Oh… Yes… Forgot. *releases him* My bad and all this sort of things…
Ridley : URK! KOF KOF KOF !
Midna : Here. Happy, now?
Cynder (puts her Mushroom back into her inventory, till looking at her furiously) : …
Midna : You look tense. That's your hormonal disorder period, these days? Or you're considering Godzilla-ing and trying to stomp on me again?
Cynder : Don't tempt me…
Ridley : Urgh… I'm alright, I'm alright… Kof…
Midna : Then, if you all would kindly wait outside and leave me alone while I feast on my precious… my precious… yum yum… *enters the Sugarcube Corner*
Equestria
Ponyville
Surroundings of the Sugarcube Corner
1h08pm PDT
Twilight Sparkle : So, Spike, how are we doing so far ?
Spike : Let's see… "Help Fluttershy count baby hamsters", check. "Go to Pinkie's post *gulp* post-post-"…errrr…"post-pre-party party", check. "Vote for best pony ever", check. "Reach the end of this checklist with all boxes checked"… Check. "Check this box when all the checklist is checked"… Twilight…
Twilight : Whaaaat? Better safe than sorry, don't you think?
Spike (sighs) : Check…
Twilight : Perfect ! Now, time for the second checklist! So, what do we have?
Spike : "Check the previous checklist again" Pfffff… Check…"Double-check the previous checkli…" *facepalm* Twilight!
Twilight : Alright, alright, go to the next one.
Spike : So, next is… cupcakes!
Twilight : And we're just a few feet from the Sugarcube Corner. Excellent!
Spike : Yeah, but… there are people at the entrance… And they don't look like very friendly… You know what? What if we triple-check the first checklist while we go around Ponyville? We could even quadruple-chec… !
Twilight : No, Spike, not looking friendly doesn't mean you are not friendly, you know it with Zecora's and Princess Luna's cases. And besides, I'm pretty sure I know the feathered person…
Spike : You… you think so?
Twilight : Oh, of course! It's Falco Lombardi!
Spike : Falcon who?
Twilight : Falco Lombardi! From this game I showed you on my 3DS!
Spike : Stamina of Mime?
Twilight : First, it's Ocarina of Time and second, not at all. I'm talking about Star Fox 3D!
Spike : The one with the big muscular people who shout "I doom Ken"?
Twilight : Grrrr… that's Street Fighter… Anyway, let's welcome them! *gallops to their location*
Spike : Wait, Twi… *steps on the checklist and falls over* Ouch!... I hate these checklists…
Equestria
Ponyville
Sugarcube Corner
1h09pm PDT
Falco : No… she can't be serious! She's not gonna…
Twilight : Hello!
Krystal : Holy bat-nipples Batman!
Ridley : Twilight Sparkle!
Falco : The real Twilight Sparkle from the series, in the data, in front of us! Wooooo!
No-Name : We're big fans !
Twilight : Oh, I'm touched. Hehe… Pleased to meet you.
Ridley : I'm Ridley.
Krystal : I'm Krystal.
Falco : Falco the name, flight my game.
Leon : Kennedy. Leon S. Kennedy.
No-Name : Name is No-N… Errr, I mean, I'm known as No-Name.
Cynder : I'm Cynder
Twilight : Pleased to meet you all. Woah, I would have never expected this! I remember you now, Krystal and Ridley. 3 Nintendo characters in Ponyville, what a sight!
Krystal : You have heard of us?
Twilight : Oh yes, I'm a big fan of your company! Right, Spike? … Spike?
Spike (arrives, panting loudly) : Oofoofoof… Yeah… yes… I can confirm… Oof…
Falco : It's Spike! The true and only one! !
Krystal : Oh, you're even cuter in real life than on screen, Spike!
Spike : Is that… *blushes* izzat true ?... Hehehe… *shakes his head* Hmmm, I mean… of course, it's true! I… I'm cute, yes. And I'm very strong, too! And I can do a lot of stuff… like…errr… like…
Twilight : What brings you here in our little town?
Spike (quietly) : But I hadn't finished…
Krystal : Enjoying not being considered a sex object by anyone.
Everyone else : *flat what*
Twilight : Oh, you went to a furry convention lately, too?
Krystal: Yeah…
Midna (comes out with a bag bigger than her in her hands) : Get lost, everyone, please!
Falco : What the?! Need a hand, Mid…
Midna : DAH!! NOT TAKE CROISSANTS!!
Falco : Woh woh! Easy, easy, just wanted to…
Midna : Nobody touches MY croissants, you got it, skinny quail?
Ridley : You really did buy the whole stock?!
Midna : Guess what, I did! I've been waiting for this day since Lizardqueen cancelled their restocking following this stupid Wii U blueprint mess because Link is too much a moron to act like every single other person! So, I'm gonna catch up right now!
Spike : At least, I guess the cupcakes are safe.
Midna : Who's talking, he…?
Pinkie Pie (at the window of the 1st floor of the Sugarcube Corner) : Did I hear "cupcakes" ?! Oh, hey, Twilight, you're back, that's awesome! You want me to throw another party! Oh, I know, it's for Princess Luna's birthday! No, no, wait, it was yesterday! Or maybe a post-Princess-Luna-birthday party! Oh, no, wait, I know! It's for Cupcake Day! And if it doesn't exist, well, duh, we'll create one!
Midna : What the hell is going on, there? What's with all those chats, I can't see a damn thin…
Pinkie : Oh, and hi, everypony, even if you're not ponies, but it's no biggies, because it's always wonderful to meet new people! I don't know you, but I know we're gonna have tons of fun together! Oh, I know! I'm gonna throw a great big ginornous super-duper spectacular welcome party and invite everypony in Ponyville since you're chatting with my dear friend Twilight! And if you're talking with Twilight, it means you get along very well and you're gonna be best friends ever! And best friends ever of my best friends ever are also my best friends ever!
Midna : Is someone gonna fucking tell what the hell is going…?!
Pinkie : Oh, I really must get acquainted with you, right now! *jumps just above Midna, not noticing her* Someponycatchme!
Twilight : Pinkie, nooooo!!
*BROF* *the impact causes croissants to get thrown in the air*
Falco : Aïeaïeaïeaïeaïe…
Krystal : Oh, my…Shit just got real…
Spike (eyes covered) : Can I watch or is it not safe for baby dragons?
Pinkie : Oh, where did I land? Oh, croissants! Nice crispy hot croissants everywhere! You wanted to share them with your new friends, Twilight? What a wonderful idea! Sharing croissants is always great to make new friends! It's tasty, crispy, yummy and there is a lot for everypony! And it's always better when there is a lot, because nopony will feel left over and nobody wants to be left over, because, duh, not nice and… Oh, but there is something more than just croissants here! *jumps making a "boing"*
Ridley (finds a groggy Midna covered in croissants) : Ouch…
Pinkie : Whatsthiswhatsthiswhatsthiswhatsthiswhatsthiswhatsthis?
Midna (stands up, still groggy) : I… want… explanation… don't give… a crap if… I won't accept it… want some…
Pinkie : Oh, you had a friend playing hide-and-seek! I love hide-and-seek, I always play it with Rainbow Dash! Once, she thought she was very well hidden inside a bell, but I know every hiding place in Ponyville! When I want to see you, I find you, and it's so fun! Heya, there, I'm Pinkie Pie! And you?
Midna : Pleased to… meet you… My name is… *snaps out of it* AAAAAAUGH !! PINK!! HELP!! MY EYES! IT BURNS!!
Pinkie : Hahaha !! What a funny name! You're funny and I love funny people!
Twilight : Pinkie, I don't think it's time to…
Pinkie : To throw a party? Oh, yes! It's always time to throw parties! Always! Always more fun this way!
Twilight : Please, excuse my friend Pinkie. My name is Twilight Sparkle, I…
Midna : It's you?! Oh, for Shiggy's sake… *notices Spike* AAAAAAAAAUGH !! A PURPLE DWARF DRAGON!! THAT'S IT!! THAT JUST DOESN'T COMPUTE!!! I HAVE SEEN BEYOND EVERYTHING!!
Spike (still with eyes covered) : Something is telling me I shouldn't see what is going on to stay sane… but on the other hand, I'm missing everything…
Pinkie : Hahahahahaha ! You're just too much! So funny, I love you all already! Now, I know we're going to be the best friends ever!
Midna : WHY??! WHY DID I HAVE TO ACCEPT THIS MISSION?! THEY WANT MY DEMISE!! THEY WANT MY DEMISE!! THEY WANT MY DEMISE!! AAAAAAAAAAH !!
Equestria
Ponyville
Sugarcube Corner
1h15pm PDT
Midna : Alright, alright, I'm calmed down, I'm calmed down!
Spike : That's it? I can take a look, now?
Pinkie : So, you're Midna, Ridley, Leon, Krystal, Falco, Cynder and No-Name! Pleased to meet you, I'm Pinkie Pie and Twilight is my best friend ever and…
Rarity : Ah, Twilight, I've been looking for you for hours! Oh, hi Spike, hi Pinkie. Twilight, I ABSOLUTELY need your help! My whole life depends on it!
Spike (ain love) : Hi…hi, sweet Rariggglllzdddggg… Ooooh, how do I love her…
Twilight : Oh, hello, Rarity, allow me to present you…
Rarity : Yeah, yeah, hello, everypony, this is a matter of urgency, Twilight!! *grabs Twilight and starts to shake her violently* If I can't find a solution within the hour, I'm doomed! Finished!!
Twilight (shaken until her teeth rattle) : Buuuuuut whaaaaaat's gooooooooiiiiing ooooooon?
Pinkie : Hahaha, Twilight, you look so sil…
Rarity : Of all the things that could happen, this is THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!!
Twilight : Gleeeeeebuwadidap… *shakes her head* But what did just happen?
Rarity : DEAD!! DEAAAAAAAAAAD and I couldn't do anything!!
Twilight : Oh, no… Opalescence is…
Rarity : NOOOOOOOOOO!! MY INSPIRATION!! *dissolves into tears* It's gooone! Lost! Into limbo! My career is doomed, over, finished, destroyed, Twilight!! I have nothing left!! Why me? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?! I'm so pathetiiiiic!!
Twilight : … That's terrible, indeed… What if…
Rarity : OOOOOOOH!! Merciful Celestia!! That's it! THAT'S IT!!!
Twilight : Who what when where whose which?
Rarity (turns Twilight's neck, cracking it) : THIIIIIIIIS!!
Twilight : Errr, yeah… As I said, I wanted to present…
Rarity : THAT'S IT!! EXACTLY IT!! *Drops Twilight and jumps in front of Krystal* Celestia be praised, it's wonderful, truly wonderful!! The colors, the design, the sewing, the finishing, the design!! How could I have missed this?! What is your name, dear?
Krystal (caught on the hop) : Kry-Krystal, pleased to…
Rarity : Oooh, Krystal, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!! I could kiss you, right now! A skin-tight suit! That's exactly this! Oooh, so many ideas in my head! Tons of thHIIIIIIIIIIIII !! *Looks at Leon* AND THAAAAT!! A brown bomber jacket hiding a short-sleeved black shirt with lots of pouches and harness! The beauty of the 90s without Rob Liefeld's quirks! You're such a visionary, Mister…?
Leon (unprepared as well) : Kennedy. Leon Kennedy…
Rarity : You are definitely a born couturier, Mister Kennedy! I feel like a complete beginner compared to your genius! You and your friend must ABSOLUTELY come to my shop, the Carousel Boutique! Ooooh, so many ideas!! You both have saved my career and gave me many new insights! Rooooh, I must write down all of these! Twilight, I must go back to the Carousel before I forget just a single design idea floating in my mind! Oooh, so exciting! Thank you! Thank you! A thousandfold thank you!
*Rarity leaves as fast as she arrived, leaving everyone speechless for some time*
Midna : Okaaaaay… What the hell just happened? I blinked!
Spike : Ooooh… dat plot… Gzzzzzgggnnn…
Midna : Fuck! And now the gnome is drooling on my croissants! All the inhabitants in this town are crazy… *starts to gather her croissants together *
Pinkie : Haha ! Hopefully, I didn't blink myself! Because if I had blinked, that would have meant… *her tail suddenly becomes twitchy* Ah! My tail! Twitcha-twitch! Twitcha-twitch!
Ridley : Twitchy t…!
Krystal : Twitchy tail!
No-Name : Every man, woman, pony and brood for himself!!
*everyone takes cover in the Sugarcube Corner, except Midna and Cynder*
Midna : Great… Now we have other random stuff… What are you guys doi…
*A tomato falls on Cynder's head, much to the amusement of Midna*
Midna : Hahaha! OK, now, this is something I like! Hahahaha !
Cynder : Very funny…
Pinkie (inside) : Well, i guess it's ov… *Her tail is twitching once more* Oh, no, twitchy tail again! Ouhouhou, twitchy-twitcha-twitcha-twitch!
Falco : Midna, Cynder, come here right now!
Midna : Oh no, hahaha ! I want to keep looking at all this juice dripping all over her crestfallen face! HAHAHA!! I really… *gets violently hit by a big coconut, causing her to fall unconscious on her croissants*
Cynder : AH!
Twilight (looks up and discovers the responsible) : Derpy!!
Derpy Hooves (delivering fruits for the Cakes) : Oops, my bad!
Equestria
Surroundings of the Sweet Apple Acres Farm
1h10pm PDT
Angie : What a wonderful scenery.
Epona : Eeyup! So wonderful it's making me want to sing my own Song!
Link : I can accompany you if you wish!
Epona : Well, I ain't gonna say no, so help yourself!
Link : Let's-a-go! *pulls out his harp… and completely ruins the mood by playing more than badly*
Epona : Ah, horsedung…!! I changed my mind! Abort, abort!
Link : Buuuuuut! Harp is nice!
Epona : I'm not gonna question that… except when you're the one playing it! Devs were probably drunk when they coded this into your tiny head, and Kina and Pumm would be in complete agreement with me!
Link : Well, excuuuuuuse me, but Fi says I'm very good at it, so there!
Epona : Oh,for… *whinnies in laughter* Well, if you use her opinion as an example, not a big surprise!
*Annoying sound indicating an incoming speech from Fi*
Epona : Oh, fuck…
Fay : Fi reporting, Master Link. I detect an 85% probability Lady Epona is making fun of both of us. I suggest you find a quick reply so you don't look like you're intimidated. To help you for this task, I chose 3 possible replies based on my calculations. Use your mind carefully to check a reply you think fits. Remember you can recalibrate your mind by thinking about nothing for 2 seconds. Which response are you going to choose?
-Hey, so mean and not cool!
-It takes one to know one!
-At least, my example doesn't have a fat ass!
Link : "Hey, so mean and not cool !"
Epona : …
Fay : Lady Epona's reaction seems to indicate a state of confusion. There is a 50% probability Lady Epona will change her behavior towards us. If you need further help from me, please call me, Master Link. Remember you can recalibrate your mind by thinking about nothing for 2 seconds.
* Annoying sound hopefully indicating Fi's departure, oof! *
Link : Ah!
Epona : …Watanidiot !
Michel : Bwahaha !!
Link : I didn't choose the correct answer, right… ?
Epona : Just drop it…
Angie : Are you alright, Zelda? You haven't said a single word since we left Ponyville.
Zelda : I'am fine…
Epona : She is just pouting because she thinks we criticized her driving skills.
Zelda : Pffff, that was slow…
Epona : Don't worry, Zel, we're not saying you're a bad driver, far from it. It's just speed isn't everything. Sometimes, a nice peaceful walk on a small footpath is what you need the most.
Zelda : Yeah, i guess…
Renamon (reaches out her arm) : Stop.
Epona (stops too late and hits herself on her arm) : Ouch! What, what's going on? Baddies nearby? I'm waiting for them… Always ready to crack some skulls!
Renamon : No. Just take a look at this… at the farm entrance…
Zelda : That's… a car?
Renamon : Not just any car…
Epona : Weeeeell… Doesn't ring any bell. You have already seen it somewhere, Rena?
Renamon : I think I have, indeed…
Epona : Well, sorry, but no, I don't see which one it is.
*Rena grabs her sniper rifle and aims at the vehicle, looking at it with the scope, until…*
Renamon : I knew it.
Epona : What what?
Renamon : Look at the name on its side. *lets Epona watch through the scope*
Epona : Hmmm… This… ?! Oh, merciful Goddesses! Oh, no!
Zelda : What is it?
Epona : Oh, this can't be… Look, y'all!
Michel (hanging on Epona's neck to take a look) : DAAAAAH !!
Zelda (pushed back by Michel) : Hey ! I was here first!
Michel : NAAAAAH !!
Zelda : Yes I was, now move aside so *looks into the scope and immediately stops* BY THE TRIFORCE?!
Michel : Uuuuh? *does the same then screams in terror* TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!
Angie : But what is so awful about that car?
Epona : HE's here!...
Zelda : And HE's still in the industry!
Michel : DAAAAAAAAH!!
Zelda : He's right! Let's get the hell outta here before he finds us!
Angie : Raah, come on! Just tell me what*looks into* Uh oh…
Zelda : You see? Now, we must
Renamon (looking behind them) : Too late…
Epona : Oh, goddesses, no…
Zelda : Don't tell us…
??? : Well, this is a pleasant surprise! Hi, darlings! Long time no see!
End of the chapter
The mission must go on!
Nintendo characters © Nintendo
MLP : FiM characters © Hasbro
Cynder © Legend of Spyro trilogy © Krome Studios
No-Name of The Brood © Marvel Comics
Star Wars characters © Lucasfilms
Leon S Kennedy © Capcom
Renamon © Toei Animation Co., Ltd
Lapins Crétins © UbiSoft
Sauria Lizardqueen, Minerva Lightmare, Michel © Sauria Lizardqueen
Sauriaki, Askiri & Pin'Tarsh races © Sauria Lizardqueen
Here you go, the first NCIS chapter in English. So I guess Hell froze over recently...
Anyway, I hope you'll have fun reading it. And if I missed something or something seems weird, don't hesitate to tell me ^^.
Yep, it's chapter n°25, and I don't plan to translate the previous ones for various reasons (the main one being I'd have to translate hundreds of Word pages for that ^^). So I'll put a "Previously in NCIS" thingie very soon. As it's the beginning of a new story arc, you shouldn't have trouble following it.
Trivia: "Monolithforsaken" isn't a mistake. In my stories, video game characters would consider "god" as a "monolith" but I'll explain that later.
Chapitre 25
My Little NCIS: L'Amitié, c'est Chiant, Part 1
Equestria
Ponyville
1h00pm PDT (Pony Daylight Time)
Midna (sarcastically) : Oh, I'm so blinded by such beauty… so cooooooool... Bleh, at least, it's new…
No-Name : Oh, come on, Midna… Don't you enjoy this colorful atmosphere ?
Midna : Na, I'm gonna get diabetes with all those colors. The HD-dirt-blood-bloom generation makes me puke, but this… this is just too much!
No-Name : Like… 20% too much ?
Midna : Alllllright… if half of the replies coming from your mouths during the whole damn mission are stupid Internet memes, I grab my bags of croissants, I go hide into an isolated place where I won't hear you and you deal with it, for Shiggy's sake!
Ridley : Would you kindly stop complaining all the time and instead enjoy the fresh air?
No-Name : Yeah, let's put a smile on that face !
Midna : ………. Alright, that's it, I'm gonna pound the living crap out of the Burger Queen!
Ridley : Easy, easy, Midna! You have to remember why we're here.
Midna : We're here to bore ourselves to death while Lizardqueen is having a nice discussion with Trollestia and Numa Luna Iei! You bet I remember this dumb mission and the fact we're doing it wrong! Our goal is to show our faces so we should be at the Palace for that, so we can say "Hey, look! We're the good guys who saved Kamino because the government is populated by fucking morons! Wanna Like and Friend us on Facebook? Derp!"
Ridley : For the last time, we're here to meet as many ponies as possible and hope Princess Celestia will have positive feedback about us. This way, our chances to gain her support and see MLP games on our consoles will dramatically increase.
Midna : That's the fuckest thing I've ever hear! Ten bucks the princess doesn't even bother checking what's going on in this tiny rainbowhole of a city!
Falco : Then we could try to meet her favorite student, Twilight Sparkle. She lives here.
Midna : Twilight Sparkle ?! They had the balls to name someone using those two monolithforsaken words?! Oh, my… this is gonna suck harder than Cynderp…
Cynder : Ha. Ha. Ha… Hilarious…
Falco : There it is. The Sugarcube Corner.
Midna : You sure they sell croissants in this? Because if I don't get my fix within the hour, I'm gonna cause one hell of a scene!
Michel : DAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!
Midna : Don't tell me he's starting the "20% crappier" and "cupcakes" bullshit, too…
Zelda : No, he said: "Bah, il y aura peut-être du Leerdammer".
Midna : What the hell is that? German?
Zelda : No idea.
Michel : Mmmpfff…
Zelda : He says we aren't enough internationally cultured to understand.
Midna : Like if I was giving a crap about this... So, this is where we split up, right?
Epona : Eeyup, Sweet Apple Acres farm is beyond the limits of Ponyville, though not far away.
Midna : Perrrfect! This is gonna help calming me down with half of the group gone!
Zelda : It's a pity I couldn't bring my dear car. We could have reached the farm in a blink, then gone for a little joyriding!
Epona : Definitely not trying to say you're a bad driver, Zel, really far from that, but we… prefer to go easy, slow and steady… a nice peaceful stroll, you see?
Zelda : But I can drive slowly and safely! For example, yesterday, when I went to buy some bread at the baker's in the Kakarico village with Michel using the small footpath, you know the bendful one with a sheer drop the whole way, I drove at less than 100 miles per hour! Less than 100 miles a hour! Can you imagine?
Angie : Ah, that's why Michel asked me a whole box of Diazépam.
Epona : Of what ?
Angie : Diazépam. C16H13ClN2O. Benzodiazepine used as an anxiolytic drug.
Epona : …
Midna : Does someone have a Doc/English unscrambler somewhere?
Angie : Valium…
Tous : Ooooooooh…
Zelda : Pffff, that was slow…
Midna : Why do you all go to the bakery of this dead-and-alive hole? It's ugly there and the baker is a crazy fat lump who beats the crap out of you if her daughter doesn't like your face. And she doesn't even make croissants!
Zelda : But the village is nice…
Midna : As I said, it's not! There are creepy zerg-rushing cuccos everywhere, it's small, old cold, and there is a damn undead hideout in their well… where all their water comes from! When you take all of these things and mix them… That's terrible!
Zelda : And she makes some wonderful bread!
Midna : Croissants forever…
Ridley : And she makes divine Paris-Brests !
Midna : Yeah, that's why she sucks even more!
Epona : And her apple turnovers are the 8th wonder of the world.
Midna : Don't give a crap…
No-Name : And her sweetrolls are…
Midna : Don't. Fucking. Talk. About. These. Again…
Zelda : And she knows Raster Li…
Midna : CAN I FUCKING GO EAT AT LAST, FOR SHIGGY'S SAKE?!
Zelda : OK, OK…
Midna : Grrrr… So, we keep ourselves in touch, but don't call unless it's an emergency, I hate not being able to eat in peace. Especially if I have to hear the Screamer in the background.
Michel : Meeeeh…
Midna : And keep your eyes open. I have a bed feeling about this.
Krystal : I fail to see why, it's really peaceful. And it's Ponyville, I don't see any reason someone would try to cause trouble here.
Midna : I tell you something is gonna happen. Dunno what, dunno where… But, anyway, it'll have to wait until I finish my lunch, or else… Come on, guys, lunchtime!
Ridley (opening the door) : I hope there is… *gets strangled by Midna's hair* Urk!
Midna : Ladies first, dumbass ! Nobody eats until I have a bellyful of croissants, do you copy? Because when I don't have my bellyful of croissants, I'm in a very foul mood! And when I'm in a very foul mood, I…!
My little NCIS!
My little NCIS!
Bleeeeh gneee gneee gneee…
My little NCIS!
I used to wonder how friendship could suck
My little NCIS!
Until you showed me how hard it could, fuck
Very long adventures!
Tons of puns!
A lame team
Stupid and so wrong
Sharing boredom
It's a real sad feat
And all of this makes me puke
You have my little NCIS!
Do you know you're all a pain in my hooooole?
Midna : … I sing crappy opening parodies, for example! And half of you left while I was singing. Good to know it still works.
Cynder (furious, holding a Super Mushroom in a paw) : …
Midna : Why are you staring at me, dragonass? You want a piece of me?
Falco : Midna, Ridley is running out of air.
Midna : And what the hell do I have to do with this? That's his problem, not mine!
Leon : You keep strangling him, right now.
Midna : Oh? *checks* Oh… Yes… Forgot. *releases him* My bad and all this sort of things…
Ridley : URK! KOF KOF KOF !
Midna : Here. Happy, now?
Cynder (puts her Mushroom back into her inventory, till looking at her furiously) : …
Midna : You look tense. That's your hormonal disorder period, these days? Or you're considering Godzilla-ing and trying to stomp on me again?
Cynder : Don't tempt me…
Ridley : Urgh… I'm alright, I'm alright… Kof…
Midna : Then, if you all would kindly wait outside and leave me alone while I feast on my precious… my precious… yum yum… *enters the Sugarcube Corner*
Equestria
Ponyville
Surroundings of the Sugarcube Corner
1h08pm PDT
Twilight Sparkle : So, Spike, how are we doing so far ?
Spike : Let's see… "Help Fluttershy count baby hamsters", check. "Go to Pinkie's post *gulp* post-post-"…errrr…"post-pre-party party", check. "Vote for best pony ever", check. "Reach the end of this checklist with all boxes checked"… Check. "Check this box when all the checklist is checked"… Twilight…
Twilight : Whaaaat? Better safe than sorry, don't you think?
Spike (sighs) : Check…
Twilight : Perfect ! Now, time for the second checklist! So, what do we have?
Spike : "Check the previous checklist again" Pfffff… Check…"Double-check the previous checkli…" *facepalm* Twilight!
Twilight : Alright, alright, go to the next one.
Spike : So, next is… cupcakes!
Twilight : And we're just a few feet from the Sugarcube Corner. Excellent!
Spike : Yeah, but… there are people at the entrance… And they don't look like very friendly… You know what? What if we triple-check the first checklist while we go around Ponyville? We could even quadruple-chec… !
Twilight : No, Spike, not looking friendly doesn't mean you are not friendly, you know it with Zecora's and Princess Luna's cases. And besides, I'm pretty sure I know the feathered person…
Spike : You… you think so?
Twilight : Oh, of course! It's Falco Lombardi!
Spike : Falcon who?
Twilight : Falco Lombardi! From this game I showed you on my 3DS!
Spike : Stamina of Mime?
Twilight : First, it's Ocarina of Time and second, not at all. I'm talking about Star Fox 3D!
Spike : The one with the big muscular people who shout "I doom Ken"?
Twilight : Grrrr… that's Street Fighter… Anyway, let's welcome them! *gallops to their location*
Spike : Wait, Twi… *steps on the checklist and falls over* Ouch!... I hate these checklists…
Equestria
Ponyville
Sugarcube Corner
1h09pm PDT
Falco : No… she can't be serious! She's not gonna…
Twilight : Hello!
Krystal : Holy bat-nipples Batman!
Ridley : Twilight Sparkle!
Falco : The real Twilight Sparkle from the series, in the data, in front of us! Wooooo!
No-Name : We're big fans !
Twilight : Oh, I'm touched. Hehe… Pleased to meet you.
Ridley : I'm Ridley.
Krystal : I'm Krystal.
Falco : Falco the name, flight my game.
Leon : Kennedy. Leon S. Kennedy.
No-Name : Name is No-N… Errr, I mean, I'm known as No-Name.
Cynder : I'm Cynder
Twilight : Pleased to meet you all. Woah, I would have never expected this! I remember you now, Krystal and Ridley. 3 Nintendo characters in Ponyville, what a sight!
Krystal : You have heard of us?
Twilight : Oh yes, I'm a big fan of your company! Right, Spike? … Spike?
Spike (arrives, panting loudly) : Oofoofoof… Yeah… yes… I can confirm… Oof…
Falco : It's Spike! The true and only one! !
Krystal : Oh, you're even cuter in real life than on screen, Spike!
Spike : Is that… *blushes* izzat true ?... Hehehe… *shakes his head* Hmmm, I mean… of course, it's true! I… I'm cute, yes. And I'm very strong, too! And I can do a lot of stuff… like…errr… like…
Twilight : What brings you here in our little town?
Spike (quietly) : But I hadn't finished…
Krystal : Enjoying not being considered a sex object by anyone.
Everyone else : *flat what*
Twilight : Oh, you went to a furry convention lately, too?
Krystal: Yeah…
Midna (comes out with a bag bigger than her in her hands) : Get lost, everyone, please!
Falco : What the?! Need a hand, Mid…
Midna : DAH!! NOT TAKE CROISSANTS!!
Falco : Woh woh! Easy, easy, just wanted to…
Midna : Nobody touches MY croissants, you got it, skinny quail?
Ridley : You really did buy the whole stock?!
Midna : Guess what, I did! I've been waiting for this day since Lizardqueen cancelled their restocking following this stupid Wii U blueprint mess because Link is too much a moron to act like every single other person! So, I'm gonna catch up right now!
Spike : At least, I guess the cupcakes are safe.
Midna : Who's talking, he…?
Pinkie Pie (at the window of the 1st floor of the Sugarcube Corner) : Did I hear "cupcakes" ?! Oh, hey, Twilight, you're back, that's awesome! You want me to throw another party! Oh, I know, it's for Princess Luna's birthday! No, no, wait, it was yesterday! Or maybe a post-Princess-Luna-birthday party! Oh, no, wait, I know! It's for Cupcake Day! And if it doesn't exist, well, duh, we'll create one!
Midna : What the hell is going on, there? What's with all those chats, I can't see a damn thin…
Pinkie : Oh, and hi, everypony, even if you're not ponies, but it's no biggies, because it's always wonderful to meet new people! I don't know you, but I know we're gonna have tons of fun together! Oh, I know! I'm gonna throw a great big ginornous super-duper spectacular welcome party and invite everypony in Ponyville since you're chatting with my dear friend Twilight! And if you're talking with Twilight, it means you get along very well and you're gonna be best friends ever! And best friends ever of my best friends ever are also my best friends ever!
Midna : Is someone gonna fucking tell what the hell is going…?!
Pinkie : Oh, I really must get acquainted with you, right now! *jumps just above Midna, not noticing her* Someponycatchme!
Twilight : Pinkie, nooooo!!
*BROF* *the impact causes croissants to get thrown in the air*
Falco : Aïeaïeaïeaïeaïe…
Krystal : Oh, my…Shit just got real…
Spike (eyes covered) : Can I watch or is it not safe for baby dragons?
Pinkie : Oh, where did I land? Oh, croissants! Nice crispy hot croissants everywhere! You wanted to share them with your new friends, Twilight? What a wonderful idea! Sharing croissants is always great to make new friends! It's tasty, crispy, yummy and there is a lot for everypony! And it's always better when there is a lot, because nopony will feel left over and nobody wants to be left over, because, duh, not nice and… Oh, but there is something more than just croissants here! *jumps making a "boing"*
Ridley (finds a groggy Midna covered in croissants) : Ouch…
Pinkie : Whatsthiswhatsthiswhatsthiswhatsthiswhatsthiswhatsthis?
Midna (stands up, still groggy) : I… want… explanation… don't give… a crap if… I won't accept it… want some…
Pinkie : Oh, you had a friend playing hide-and-seek! I love hide-and-seek, I always play it with Rainbow Dash! Once, she thought she was very well hidden inside a bell, but I know every hiding place in Ponyville! When I want to see you, I find you, and it's so fun! Heya, there, I'm Pinkie Pie! And you?
Midna : Pleased to… meet you… My name is… *snaps out of it* AAAAAAUGH !! PINK!! HELP!! MY EYES! IT BURNS!!
Pinkie : Hahaha !! What a funny name! You're funny and I love funny people!
Twilight : Pinkie, I don't think it's time to…
Pinkie : To throw a party? Oh, yes! It's always time to throw parties! Always! Always more fun this way!
Twilight : Please, excuse my friend Pinkie. My name is Twilight Sparkle, I…
Midna : It's you?! Oh, for Shiggy's sake… *notices Spike* AAAAAAAAAUGH !! A PURPLE DWARF DRAGON!! THAT'S IT!! THAT JUST DOESN'T COMPUTE!!! I HAVE SEEN BEYOND EVERYTHING!!
Spike (still with eyes covered) : Something is telling me I shouldn't see what is going on to stay sane… but on the other hand, I'm missing everything…
Pinkie : Hahahahahaha ! You're just too much! So funny, I love you all already! Now, I know we're going to be the best friends ever!
Midna : WHY??! WHY DID I HAVE TO ACCEPT THIS MISSION?! THEY WANT MY DEMISE!! THEY WANT MY DEMISE!! THEY WANT MY DEMISE!! AAAAAAAAAAH !!
Equestria
Ponyville
Sugarcube Corner
1h15pm PDT
Midna : Alright, alright, I'm calmed down, I'm calmed down!
Spike : That's it? I can take a look, now?
Pinkie : So, you're Midna, Ridley, Leon, Krystal, Falco, Cynder and No-Name! Pleased to meet you, I'm Pinkie Pie and Twilight is my best friend ever and…
Rarity : Ah, Twilight, I've been looking for you for hours! Oh, hi Spike, hi Pinkie. Twilight, I ABSOLUTELY need your help! My whole life depends on it!
Spike (ain love) : Hi…hi, sweet Rariggglllzdddggg… Ooooh, how do I love her…
Twilight : Oh, hello, Rarity, allow me to present you…
Rarity : Yeah, yeah, hello, everypony, this is a matter of urgency, Twilight!! *grabs Twilight and starts to shake her violently* If I can't find a solution within the hour, I'm doomed! Finished!!
Twilight (shaken until her teeth rattle) : Buuuuuut whaaaaaat's gooooooooiiiiing ooooooon?
Pinkie : Hahaha, Twilight, you look so sil…
Rarity : Of all the things that could happen, this is THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!!
Twilight : Gleeeeeebuwadidap… *shakes her head* But what did just happen?
Rarity : DEAD!! DEAAAAAAAAAAD and I couldn't do anything!!
Twilight : Oh, no… Opalescence is…
Rarity : NOOOOOOOOOO!! MY INSPIRATION!! *dissolves into tears* It's gooone! Lost! Into limbo! My career is doomed, over, finished, destroyed, Twilight!! I have nothing left!! Why me? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?! I'm so pathetiiiiic!!
Twilight : … That's terrible, indeed… What if…
Rarity : OOOOOOOH!! Merciful Celestia!! That's it! THAT'S IT!!!
Twilight : Who what when where whose which?
Rarity (turns Twilight's neck, cracking it) : THIIIIIIIIS!!
Twilight : Errr, yeah… As I said, I wanted to present…
Rarity : THAT'S IT!! EXACTLY IT!! *Drops Twilight and jumps in front of Krystal* Celestia be praised, it's wonderful, truly wonderful!! The colors, the design, the sewing, the finishing, the design!! How could I have missed this?! What is your name, dear?
Krystal (caught on the hop) : Kry-Krystal, pleased to…
Rarity : Oooh, Krystal, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!! I could kiss you, right now! A skin-tight suit! That's exactly this! Oooh, so many ideas in my head! Tons of thHIIIIIIIIIIIII !! *Looks at Leon* AND THAAAAT!! A brown bomber jacket hiding a short-sleeved black shirt with lots of pouches and harness! The beauty of the 90s without Rob Liefeld's quirks! You're such a visionary, Mister…?
Leon (unprepared as well) : Kennedy. Leon Kennedy…
Rarity : You are definitely a born couturier, Mister Kennedy! I feel like a complete beginner compared to your genius! You and your friend must ABSOLUTELY come to my shop, the Carousel Boutique! Ooooh, so many ideas!! You both have saved my career and gave me many new insights! Rooooh, I must write down all of these! Twilight, I must go back to the Carousel before I forget just a single design idea floating in my mind! Oooh, so exciting! Thank you! Thank you! A thousandfold thank you!
*Rarity leaves as fast as she arrived, leaving everyone speechless for some time*
Midna : Okaaaaay… What the hell just happened? I blinked!
Spike : Ooooh… dat plot… Gzzzzzgggnnn…
Midna : Fuck! And now the gnome is drooling on my croissants! All the inhabitants in this town are crazy… *starts to gather her croissants together *
Pinkie : Haha ! Hopefully, I didn't blink myself! Because if I had blinked, that would have meant… *her tail suddenly becomes twitchy* Ah! My tail! Twitcha-twitch! Twitcha-twitch!
Ridley : Twitchy t…!
Krystal : Twitchy tail!
No-Name : Every man, woman, pony and brood for himself!!
*everyone takes cover in the Sugarcube Corner, except Midna and Cynder*
Midna : Great… Now we have other random stuff… What are you guys doi…
*A tomato falls on Cynder's head, much to the amusement of Midna*
Midna : Hahaha! OK, now, this is something I like! Hahahaha !
Cynder : Very funny…
Pinkie (inside) : Well, i guess it's ov… *Her tail is twitching once more* Oh, no, twitchy tail again! Ouhouhou, twitchy-twitcha-twitcha-twitch!
Falco : Midna, Cynder, come here right now!
Midna : Oh no, hahaha ! I want to keep looking at all this juice dripping all over her crestfallen face! HAHAHA!! I really… *gets violently hit by a big coconut, causing her to fall unconscious on her croissants*
Cynder : AH!
Twilight (looks up and discovers the responsible) : Derpy!!
Derpy Hooves (delivering fruits for the Cakes) : Oops, my bad!
Equestria
Surroundings of the Sweet Apple Acres Farm
1h10pm PDT
Angie : What a wonderful scenery.
Epona : Eeyup! So wonderful it's making me want to sing my own Song!
Link : I can accompany you if you wish!
Epona : Well, I ain't gonna say no, so help yourself!
Link : Let's-a-go! *pulls out his harp… and completely ruins the mood by playing more than badly*
Epona : Ah, horsedung…!! I changed my mind! Abort, abort!
Link : Buuuuuut! Harp is nice!
Epona : I'm not gonna question that… except when you're the one playing it! Devs were probably drunk when they coded this into your tiny head, and Kina and Pumm would be in complete agreement with me!
Link : Well, excuuuuuuse me, but Fi says I'm very good at it, so there!
Epona : Oh,for… *whinnies in laughter* Well, if you use her opinion as an example, not a big surprise!
*Annoying sound indicating an incoming speech from Fi*
Epona : Oh, fuck…
Fay : Fi reporting, Master Link. I detect an 85% probability Lady Epona is making fun of both of us. I suggest you find a quick reply so you don't look like you're intimidated. To help you for this task, I chose 3 possible replies based on my calculations. Use your mind carefully to check a reply you think fits. Remember you can recalibrate your mind by thinking about nothing for 2 seconds. Which response are you going to choose?
-Hey, so mean and not cool!
-It takes one to know one!
-At least, my example doesn't have a fat ass!
Link : "Hey, so mean and not cool !"
Epona : …
Fay : Lady Epona's reaction seems to indicate a state of confusion. There is a 50% probability Lady Epona will change her behavior towards us. If you need further help from me, please call me, Master Link. Remember you can recalibrate your mind by thinking about nothing for 2 seconds.
* Annoying sound hopefully indicating Fi's departure, oof! *
Link : Ah!
Epona : …Watanidiot !
Michel : Bwahaha !!
Link : I didn't choose the correct answer, right… ?
Epona : Just drop it…
Angie : Are you alright, Zelda? You haven't said a single word since we left Ponyville.
Zelda : I'am fine…
Epona : She is just pouting because she thinks we criticized her driving skills.
Zelda : Pffff, that was slow…
Epona : Don't worry, Zel, we're not saying you're a bad driver, far from it. It's just speed isn't everything. Sometimes, a nice peaceful walk on a small footpath is what you need the most.
Zelda : Yeah, i guess…
Renamon (reaches out her arm) : Stop.
Epona (stops too late and hits herself on her arm) : Ouch! What, what's going on? Baddies nearby? I'm waiting for them… Always ready to crack some skulls!
Renamon : No. Just take a look at this… at the farm entrance…
Zelda : That's… a car?
Renamon : Not just any car…
Epona : Weeeeell… Doesn't ring any bell. You have already seen it somewhere, Rena?
Renamon : I think I have, indeed…
Epona : Well, sorry, but no, I don't see which one it is.
*Rena grabs her sniper rifle and aims at the vehicle, looking at it with the scope, until…*
Renamon : I knew it.
Epona : What what?
Renamon : Look at the name on its side. *lets Epona watch through the scope*
Epona : Hmmm… This… ?! Oh, merciful Goddesses! Oh, no!
Zelda : What is it?
Epona : Oh, this can't be… Look, y'all!
Michel (hanging on Epona's neck to take a look) : DAAAAAH !!
Zelda (pushed back by Michel) : Hey ! I was here first!
Michel : NAAAAAH !!
Zelda : Yes I was, now move aside so *looks into the scope and immediately stops* BY THE TRIFORCE?!
Michel : Uuuuh? *does the same then screams in terror* TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!
Angie : But what is so awful about that car?
Epona : HE's here!...
Zelda : And HE's still in the industry!
Michel : DAAAAAAAAH!!
Zelda : He's right! Let's get the hell outta here before he finds us!
Angie : Raah, come on! Just tell me what*looks into* Uh oh…
Zelda : You see? Now, we must
Renamon (looking behind them) : Too late…
Epona : Oh, goddesses, no…
Zelda : Don't tell us…
??? : Well, this is a pleasant surprise! Hi, darlings! Long time no see!
End of the chapter
The mission must go on!
Nintendo characters © Nintendo
MLP : FiM characters © Hasbro
Cynder © Legend of Spyro trilogy © Krome Studios
No-Name of The Brood © Marvel Comics
Star Wars characters © Lucasfilms
Leon S Kennedy © Capcom
Renamon © Toei Animation Co., Ltd
Lapins Crétins © UbiSoft
Sauria Lizardqueen, Minerva Lightmare, Michel © Sauria Lizardqueen
Sauriaki, Askiri & Pin'Tarsh races © Sauria Lizardqueen
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