
Everyone wants a Blue Dog because Blue Dogs makes everybody happy. =D You can pet them, feed them with éclairs au café and give them lots of tummy rubs! Blue Dogs are also known for being lucky dogs and helping you finding love!
So adopt a Blue Dog and give them lots of love. =3
So adopt a Blue Dog and give them lots of love. =3
Category All / All
Species Dog (Other)
Size 616 x 500px
File Size 269.6 kB
Seems there would a problem with having a Blue Dog, though.
His adorable blueness and supreme cuteness would make everyone incapable of parting with him.
You'd be walking him along, and someone would pet the friendly blue doggy.
Then you'd start walking again, and they'd start walking with you, still petting him.
Everyone you came across would pet him, and be unable to stop.
You would hardly be able to see him through all the tender, stroking hands, his tail a complete blur from all the love and attention he was receiving.
Until finally you collected enough admirers that your Blue Dog went critical mass, and there was a gigantic Lovespolsion in the middle of the city.
Floating cutesy red hearts EVERYWHERE.
No one would be able to stop smiling.
(Also, a sudden and dangerous upsurge in homosexuality, for some odd reason.)
His adorable blueness and supreme cuteness would make everyone incapable of parting with him.
You'd be walking him along, and someone would pet the friendly blue doggy.
Then you'd start walking again, and they'd start walking with you, still petting him.
Everyone you came across would pet him, and be unable to stop.
You would hardly be able to see him through all the tender, stroking hands, his tail a complete blur from all the love and attention he was receiving.
Until finally you collected enough admirers that your Blue Dog went critical mass, and there was a gigantic Lovespolsion in the middle of the city.
Floating cutesy red hearts EVERYWHERE.
No one would be able to stop smiling.
(Also, a sudden and dangerous upsurge in homosexuality, for some odd reason.)
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