Oh God, this made me giggle. XD

Sorry to hear about your game being broken, though. D:

it's ok, it autosaved a little before this so I don't have to remake the character.
My game is really astoundingly broken, though... XD

I see. XD But still, that sucks the game is broken. D:

oh geez I'm sorry hun!

I've been lucky, I only have had one bug. [Meanwhile this is hilarious XD] One big bug. I was followed by a dead dragon EVERYWHERE I went. It came with fast-traveling, and since I was fast traveling to make sure I could fight dragons [ironically with a Khajiit], since that's when they show up...

Well it wasn't too bad when it'd show up outside.

It wasn't so good when it started showing up inside places. Inside an orc stronghold, faceplanted in the forge pit [yup :|], or my favorite, inside Windhelm.

Other than that... it's almost amazing that I haven't had bugs. o.O

omg, I've had that glitch before too! It only happened once though, when I exited a cave a dragon skeleton fell from the sky right on top of me, lol.
right into the forge pit, omg. XD That is too funny.

I have had SOOOO MANY bugs though... my game freezes all the time :I

this isn't a bug but one of the funniest occurances I had was when I saw a dragon flying around, and he landed a little way away from me to fight something. I was waiting for him to start flying again but he didn't, and I kept hearing him snapping at something... so I started approaching

he was fighting two mud crabs and they were kicking his ass

his face was covered in blood and it seemed his bite attack wasn't doing any damage?

they ended up killing him, lol.

holy f*cking lol.

"Death by mudcrab? You sir, are a disgrace. No dragon-Sovngard for you."
"):"

To bad it wasn't Alduin.

Oh shit I had this happen after I added my mods. Fuck you Alduin. Fuck you :C I had to remake Kestral 8 times.

god damn, 8 times?! D: I have to reset a lot but lucky for me I didn't have to remake this character because of autosave.

My autosaves kept dicking up. Thankfully. I've had the character Kestral since I was like.. 7. She's a Saber Tooth Cat in drawings but I was like 'fuckyesKahjit'. It just got tedious after a while XD

I ran up the tower to the part where Alduin busts through the wall like the Kool-Aid man and mercs some poor fucker, 'cept he didn't fly away, and gave me this cocked-headed expression, staring at me for hours. Twas awkward. I think he was flirting with me :I

oh my god that sounds awesome actually. He burst through the wall to get to you ISN'T THAT ROMANTIC

All the souls he devoured... they were for me ;u;

I... don't suppose an ageless immortal dragon would have the power to gain a vagina...? D:

surely there's a shout for that...?

(VAG GROW NOW!)

Dragon rape here I come >8C

FUS RO DICK

I ran into a glitch where Alduin refused to break the tower wall so I could jump out lol.

yeah I've heard a couple people that had that one. What a bitch D8

My little brother got one similar to that, He broke the wall, but wouldn't leave so you could jump down. I took the controller and just jumped on the dragon and climbed over his shoulder, then jumped. Which hurt more, but I thought it was awesome!

Ffff, and here I am complaining about my weapon mount glitches all over the place. You guys get the real epic ones XD
Course now my XBox won't play the darn game, and its not even Skyrim's fault XD

man I have those all the time too! In my house in solitude I was like YAY I CAN PUT MY WEAPONS HERE
and I kept trying and trying, and it made the sound like it'd put them there but they weren't
and I got annoyed and turned around
and all my weapons were floating in mid air pointing at me ahahah it was actually scary

hahahah, oh man too bad you didn't capture that as an image or animation XD
I read if you actually buy all the upgrades at once, before going inside the residence -it tends to help with avoiding glitches.

Lol reminds me of when I was finally playing Oblivion, because it's obviously so much cheaper now. But pretty much yeah, saw the cat people and went "Takin that".

I was a stud.

it's hard to be a khajiit and not be a stud. 83

Oh Yeaaaaaaaaah~!

hahahaha, this reminds me of every time I kill a spider in my game. I kill them. And they phase through the ground face-first. And their asses stick up. So...like...I have snowy fields of spider ass. It's amazing XD Oh and this for you ♥: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x9Qw1KSyIs

ahah! That's like when bandits die, sometimes they're thrusting their groins into the air... 8D

ahhhhh I could rewatch that video every day LOL. Team rocket's blasting off agaaaaaaaaain ...ting

ahaha yeah :D I had a dragon who would seize after it died...and I have a video on my phone of a dead Kahjit whose tail kept swishing back and forth D:

Omg mine glitches so bad too!
Although today I had the most hilarious glitch.
I used Fus Ro Dah on a dragon corpse and it just kept flying backwards.
I still have nooo idea where it went.
I was like "WIN! : D"

omg, that is amazing. 8D I did it once when I sent the dragon corpse hurtling down a mountainside but for it to just keep going is so great!

Gahaha, my game is getting horribly broken as well. The horse sellers are bugged the worst, which sucks and means I have to be way too careful with them now... two are missing completely, the others either won't sell to me because I apparently own their non-existent horse, or take my money and don't give me a horse.


Most fun though is that my game keeps throwing naked people at me when I zone. The first time it happened I was coming out of the Dark Brotherhood place and a naked hunter fell on my head. Had all her loot and clothing on her, just none of it was equipped. (so yeah.. my Skyrim is apparently a bit of a pervert / nudist-camp-lover)

oh no! Luckily I didn't bother buying horses, I just went and completed the dark brotherhood quests as soon as I could so I got shadowmere, lol. >w>

My courier is naked half the time, too!! If I loot him he HAS clothes, he just... doesn't feel like wearing them I guess 8I

sjdfsjdf I cannot stop laughing omg. The last panel just fucking kills me ahahahahahahaha

"lul roar :D"

lol roar <w>
hahah thanks!

*backflip roar*

Of course hahaha ohgod days later and it still makes me laugh

this isn't funny. (okay it is but shh)

Everything about this. I just- I can't even-

I can't stop laughing!!! xD

hahah, thankyou 8D

I made it 125 hours into Skyrim without hearing about arrows and the knees where they make their roost.


I'm not sure whether that's an accomplishment or not.

you know, I really didn't hear the whole arrow knee thing much either! :/ Not enough for it to be as big of a joke as it is anyway.
(I prefer STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM better anyways hahahah)

I was using a mod (added more random monster encounters) that seemed to break a quest later in the game that involved alduin...

*spoiler*

the part where you'd use the elder scroll to peek back in time to learn dragonrend; the heroes would kill that first dragon, blah blah blah, then they'd be all 'oh no here comes alduin' who would never actually show up :/

so, maybe your problem had a similar cause

that is so weird! I think I've heard of that glitch before too. I don't use any mods though so who knows what caused this one :/

*sigh* skyrim and its glitches XD great comic,gave me a good laugh :D

sighhh, I've seen so many of them...XD
thanks!

I know XD Great game but to many glitches :P
Welcome~!

Oh.. Oh my god.. I giggled so hard at this. This is hilarious!! XDDDD

hee! glad I could entertain 8D thanks!

LOL ROAR!!

/rolling 8D

XD

I was walking down a mountain and a cow went flying by me out of no where o_o

LOL what a hell 8D

I never had too many bugs with my game. Mostly just the dead khajiit tail swishing. HOWEVER I was once struck by a flying mammoth corpse.

See a dragon I was fighting landed in the middle of a giant's camp and started ruining their day. It killed the giants and then it killed the mammoths while I was watching. Well when it killed the last mammoth the giant mammoth corpse went shooting right at me. Not like a giant lumbering boulder or anything that could be dodged by sprinting, rolling or whirlwind sprint this thing whipped right at me like a bullet. So I basically responded the way any lightly armored khajiit would upon being struck by multiple tons of beast and turned into a fluffy pancake.

The end. Love the roaling (rolling in the air with laughter) Alduin by the way.

that is amazing! If only you could've gotten a video, that is seriously hilarious. 8D

Yeah unfortunately I've always dragged my feet about fraps saying "man i'd love to buy fraps and get videos of the games I play" but even if I do get it I doubt I'd ever be able to reproduce this little glitch. Oh how Bethesda taunts me.