Or is a shiny, more like. Come to think of it, getting yourself presentable must be quite the process for Ivan. Shower, dry, apply furniture polish to plates, buff with microfiber cloth and so on. He saves the turtle wax for when he has to go out. Avert your eyes if direct sunlight hits him.

I hope ye're happy,  beralin and  quantumdot. Ye put Ivan back into my head. Art by  kokuhane, as if you couldn't tell.