Beware. Found in the back of a grocery store walk-in freezer, there is something that cannot be contained by the cold, because its evil power will keep it warm for an eternity...

EVIL HAM!!

Beware! One taste of this ham and you will be consumed by the dark power that lies within its tasty morsel! BEWAAAAAAAAAARE!!! 666 exists in the ham!!


...FYI, another random idea cooked up during a doodle stream, and it doesn't involve ponies. Rejoice, my friends.