Hello boils and gouls, and welcome to my new segment SHORT TALES FROM THE CRYPT-K-ROO. Here you will hear tales so dark, gruesome, and funny you’ll “die” laughing HAHAAAHAHAHA! So without further a boo, lets begin.

This is a tale I like to call….. “BLACK CAT GOT YOUR TOUNGE”

One day a young boy who likes to yell at animals and make fun of them was walking past a old house fill with cats, an old lady sat on the front porch petting a strange looking black cat. The boy was about to make fun of her and her cat, when all a sudden she got up and spoke, “ I wouldn’t say a word if I were you, boy. I herd of you and you mean words but, mock my cat and you’ll end up like the last child who did”. she then held up a human tongue. The boy gulped and began to walk away. As he did she said to him “ and don’t think you can get a way my cat will have its eye on you”. The boy ran terrified of what she said, he stayed quiet but everywhere he went he saw the strange black cat following him. He got so annoyed by it, he went back to the old house banged on her door a told the old lady “just leave me alone I’m not going to mock your UGLY OLD STINKIN BLACK CAT”. He covered his mouth and wisped “ UH OH” as he was then pulled in to the house. Then after that day, lets just say he never said a bad thing about an animal or any thing again.

HEHEHEHEEEE what a purrrfect tale that was, it just goes to show, make fun of a cat and later you might not be feline too well HAHAHAHAAA!