You are clearly too much of a low level to face the Grand Bitchness. In fact you wish you brushed up on your game logic thesis in order to understand these mechanics better. Good thing one of the things you do understand is how to execute a RETREAT manoeuvre and escape into a convenient drain pipe. You'll be safe there as spiders avoid them since them and water spouts dont tend to get along well.

Well as Hall monitor this is going swimmingly.