This is a Clompsky. They are huggable and snuggable and very very stompy, capapble of delivering kicks and clomps at an unrealistic "two-thousand-three-hundred-sixty" pounds per hoof

While their ture origins remain a mystery, some speculate they dwelt in black holes helping to crush everything into nothingness untill they got bored and decided to go out and stomp things before they reached said black hole. Others believe they were spliced to be adorable unsuspecting super soldiers who developed free will and overtook their creators. However, most agree that the clompsky's origin comes form a couple of naive lovers who eloped and their biology was just got lucky enough to have matched up to create super freaky mutant babies.

Likes: spelunking, loot, treasure, princesses, magic armor, beef, awnsering the pleas of the common man, and rising to their random perilous quests

Dislikes: rain, bandits, necromancers, undead, swimming, orcs, horsehoes, empty tresure chests, lakes, kidnappings, murders, theivery and baths

JJ himself aspires to be a knight, however he lacks discipline, grace, experiance and a mentor to help convay these things. But his heart is full of courage, and set on righting the evils of the world through his own brand of clomptastic justice, so cultist and evil princess snatching wizards...... go easy on me ok?

artz by  laurenashley