lol its so cute XD

Sanity? Who the hell has that anymore?

your cat looks like it's thinking

"your such a dork"

People wonder why babies are slow to talk when this is how we talk to them all the time XD

I generally talk mean to my animals. "Fuck you, you're a fucking cat. What do you know? Learn some real fucking words, dumbshit. 'Meow' is not a full sentence."

Technically, it IS a full sentence.

Just saying~

Meow

technically? what language do you speak that dictates that sentences don't need a subject and a verb?

http://www.internettips.com/departments/communication/should-you-use-one-word-sentences?/

http://www.writingcentre.uottawa.ca/hypergrammar/sntstrct.html

"Interrogatives (who?), imperatives (stop), declaratives (me), locatives (here), and nominatives (Jane) all allow for single-word statements, as do adjectives, adverbs and so on. You'd be hard-pressed to find a category of words that are not amenable to the possibility."

Examples:

"Stop!" (meaning "you should stop" or "you must stop")
"Help!" (which could be an interjection, but also "you should help me")
"Fight." (meaning "you should begin to fight", as I am telling you to fight)

touché, but that still doesn't work with the word "meow."

It does, actually. Aside from the examples above, it also varies greatly depending on the context. Imagine this excerpt came from some strange, goofy drama.

"...And as she squatted there atop my small apartment's windowsill, she uttered one single, disorienting word.

'Meow.'"

This, my good sir, is a win.

Meow.

Meow

Meow.

Still not a full sentence. A full song, however? Yes.

woof.

Yip.

This is insanely cute

Love the expression of the cat! x3

Sounds like me to my cat XD

This picture has given me a clear feeling on how my cat feels when I treat him the same way XD

hahahaha

Whatever, She loves it. Shes a spoiled little princess

"What a fine human you have there kitty."

You never own a cat. It owns you. haha..

Dogs have masters, cats have staff!

Pretty much this!

I'm pretty much the same with my dog

ohshit so fluffy! Im like that with my pets

XD my cat just stares at me with this "why are you holding me?" look.

I totally do this. One time I accidentally called my cat My Wittle Bieber and then I was like WAIT. I apologized to him profusely.

I usually call him bibi kiki or lil beeb or something baby kitty related, even though he's like, 4 or 5 now. So. That's how the beeber slipped out.

Aahhhhh hahaha XDD FORGIVE ME KITTY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO LIKEN YOU TO THE BIEBER! I do call my kitty bi-bi-ki-ki sometimes too tho, I better be careful :o

i shall let my chareters explane this

HEY DOMI WHAT DOSE THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT THIS PICS ADORABLENESS

domi: ITS OVER NINE THOUSEND!!!!

WHAT NINE THOUSEND THERES NO WAY IT CAN BE THAT LOW


X3 to adorable even for the scouter :3

I do this to my cats. XD

I fear for my child's names
I often refer to my cat as Mochey Oaky Woaky Pokey

Merygryph <3 XDD This is so sillycute and I just love the big beaky and the cats expression XD

WHO'S MY MERY-BOO-BOO
YIS YEW ARE
YIS YEW ARE
*cheek squish*

We admire how cute you are when you admire how cute your cat is.
Cuteception. D:

*FLOOFS*

For my next experiment I will need to attempt to have a cute within a cute within a cute...

POOF <3

Shouldn't be too hard for you :3c

priceless... just made my day 100 times better <3

This is sooo adorable! My face is melting from the cute!

Did you get a bit tipsy again? XD
Friggin adorable!

Kitty is displeased with your affection.

I call all cat ki-ki as well. l:I

catssssss*

I do the same to my kitteh <3 83

I think all cat owners can relate to this. XD

Your cat is thinking "I am going to murder you in your sleep..."

Best not leave any clothing items out where they can be shit or peed in.


-Badger-

:'D This is too adorable......DAT FACE

Be careful, sometimes cats go into revenge-mode without warning ;>

OMG this is me XD every dayyyy XD

yeah i do that too sometimes... okay.. maybe more than sometimes.

I talk to my Cockatiel like that.
My dove, on the other hand, hears this: "You fucking FAT SHIT you eat EVERYTHING why don't you just get a job!? Or better yet kill yourself cause all you're good for is being FAT and you have the IQ of a wet paper bag!!!!
...
I'm sorry. I didn't meant it. I love you <3"

***mean

unbelieveably cute. i do the same to my conure :3

Psh, you and I are alike.

Me: Who's my Captain?
Captain: Mew
Me: Aww, that's my baby boy, who's the prettiest baby boy? Who's a pretty baby boy, oh yes he isss, so pretty~~

Cat is like: "oh lord.. she has snapped.. an I don't have thumps to call 911."

There is something about kitties that make it so you can't talk to them in a normal way :D
Adorable picture, and totally true!

Truth! Something crazy happens to my vocal chords around cats and I can only talk in babytalk D:

Or you suddenly start singing "kitty songs" to them haha :P

Every song has a kitty song adaptation. I can't help it!

This is why my cat hates me.

lolololol oh mery XD your fat fluffy baby face is so perfect for this. lol you'll be the fluffiest parent, that's for sure!

I do this, albeit with even less real words.

^this
I do this to my cat every time.

This is almost a perfect representation of me. >3>;;

Eyup, me with my Momo.

Birdy Looks so happy !
and kitty got a "Grow up damn it .." look on its face

I call my kitty shark ki-ki moo moo

I can relate. I do the same thing with my parents' puggle (pug-beagle mix) when I'm home for vacation. :C

I love the expression on the cats face made my day. :D

This is how I talk to my boyfriend sometimes

damn near choked on my food woman >_<

so damn adorable! <3

I WANT TO DRAW LIKE THIS

WHY CAN I ONLY DRAW TITS AND ROBOTS?

Hey! Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey!

There's nothing wrong with tits and robots. >:B

Relevant XKCD. http://xkcd.com/231/

Is there a relevant XKCD to everything?

If not now, soon.

Curse you, I was gonna post a link to that. *shakes fist impotently*

Hahaha awesome! :D

That is finger down the throat stuff XD

The cat appears ready to instigate cat slap mode

Oh god.... *facehoofs*

Stop that, you're scareing it! D:

...

You're fine, trust me. Isn't that right my little meatball? My little fuzzy buddy? My little stripey boy? Yes you are my sweet boy! *pets kitty in lap*

Little Meatball!! :D That's going in my list of cutesy names fo sho <3

This is how you talk to Rapier too, huh?

Would you believe that he talks to her the exact same way, possibly even more high-pitched and googly than I do? XD

Oh lord...I've done things like this to my cat and cats I used to have...SO many times...XD

Sanity was not included

(If you understood that reference your 10% more awsome )

This makes me so incredibly happy I don't think you could understand. :3

Bwahahahahahaha! Oh man I do the same thing sometimes.

I get the exact same feelings and thoughts when I'm playing with my two little ratties. They're my Ri-Ri-Boo-Boo-Woo-Woo's x3

I read this in the generic/standard baby talk voice that I do when I talk to my cat as well and I call my cat ki-ki too x3

I said this out loud, and I always say "Ki-ki-boo-boo-woo-hoo"

No wonder our cats think we're a bunch of idiots.

boo boo kitty fuck?

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahah XD

This picture is infected with a severe case of cuteness.

I must injected it with antibiotics before it causes a disseminated cuteness epidemic.

This is sooooooo cute! <3 I love it! <3

I spoke to my cat like this once. Once. She headbutted me-very hard-in the face. :c

Your cat is not amused...

...but I am! xD

This is how I talk to my betta fish when I'm in college xD

This makes me miss having cats. :c Darn you allergies.

I do this to my cats. All. The. Time.

I sometimes wonder if I'm the only one that doesn't babytalk my animals. xD Sometimes I'll ( attempt to go ) squeaky voice but I don't say weird random moshes of words when I do. :D

Attempt to:: My voice is too low pitched it attempt some sort of voice that's actually squeaky haha

I consciously try NOT to babytalk her sometimes and I fail pretty quickly ;A; I will die if I talk to my future children like this LOL. Something about cats just makes my vocal chords turn into a pile of derp!

Pets - training adults to talk like derps since the dawn of time.

The cuteness with which this was drawn made me read it in exactly the type of tone one would say these things in. Freaking adorable.

Sometimes I catch myself talking stupid to my rats, pause, and ask them "Would you still be my friend if this was how I talked to you all the time? .....oh wait, I kind of do..."

Me: "Whos my mister man yes you are you're my boy"
Cat: MROWOWOEOOOOOOW *screams*
Me: "NO SHUT UP"

I do the same to my cat and my fiance looks at me like I'm nuts. u-u

lol so cute, i baby talk to my pets so not only one

lol I talk to my cat the same way rofl

My cat actually gets kind of offended if I don't talk like this. LOL

Kitty is thinking...DIE BITCH!!!

"Put me down before I put YOU down."

that cat has that " your going to die tonight" look XD

I do that to my cat and dog allll the time XD

Kitty Boo-Boo prays for death...

*snorts* XD
I talk to my cat like he was one of my friends... Things like "you don't want that" and "do you feel smarter now?" lol

And for that... I guess I fear for my future parenting skills as well. o-o;

Cat: I hate you and if you post a picture of this somewhere i will kill you in your sleep...


Hmmm... maybe you shouldna done that...

This would have been perfect for gryphon month

Yeah my cat hates it when i talk to her like that. she's extremely talkative too.

I do this I'll totally admit it. I also lay ontop of my cats and cuddle with them, but one of them is a maine coon and he sleeps on my chest all night so I call it revenge LOL

Also.

Don't know why.... but this totally popped into my head: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnZhi5gaX8g

That's how I feel every time I talk to our dog. And he always looks very, very puzzled.

No worries; it's a scientific fact that the closer in proximity a person is to a cat, the fewer neurons fire in their brain, until the greatest, most philosophical retort one can make is; "YOU'RE A KITTY! XD"

Wow, you are a horrible person....

Actually, cat ownership prepares you for parenthood really well. Just feed them cat food and let them sleep all day! And don't forget to brush them.

You draw the best fluffybirdfaces.

Picks them both up and hugs them close*

That cat's expressions shows perfectly what I have always thought cats are thinking when people do this :P

Not even joking, I do almost exactly this to my own cat.
Until she claws me in the face.
Super adorable though. :3

ohh, i know this feeling. i do it a lot, to almost every animal i see, my mate, and some babies XD
more of the first 2. XD

My mother is much like this with the family dog. She likes to throw the word 'wooftie' in, usually for alliteration value. So each day the dog goes for his Wooftie-walkies and wooftie-wee-wee.

awww cutest name!

That isn't even the dogs name, though!

I find giving a cat a mythological name helps reduce the frequency of this kind of behaviour. Reduce, but not eliminate. We've got this orange tabby we've name Loki, yet I can't help but call him 'bubsy' every now and again for some reason. 'sides, he's a heavy bastard (He's not fat, just oddly dense and compact.), so picking him up isn't something trivial.

I'm pretty sure Loki-Woki would be a frequent usage if it was my cat's name XD

once Sanity was there..then somebody replace it with CUTENESS

now we all are INSANELY CUTE-ABDUCTED! OWO

I saw the picture, looked at the title and I lost it. I swear someone nearby would've mistaken it for maniacal laughter or some sort of distress call. Love it XD

Not responsible for people committed to the funny farm following viewing of art!

Cute. X3

seems pretty sane to me, then of course i went to anime club.

I call mine tee-bah-spee and roo.
Their original names were sweetie and rusty

Omggg those are cute names!

One of those things about owning cats I guess >:3c

Just remember, hope springs eternal, but offsprings only 18 years

X)

i saw this and i was like....TOTAL OPPISITE OF ME...

my cats

Miss Mudd, Thing1(aka mr scaredy, kreeper, or frank),thing 2 (fat ass, blob, dork, nut ball, dingaling, and somtimes Senor nutts).

my cats are funny thing 2 i call senor nutts cause he freekin finds nuts and brings them to me. he acts like they are a dead rat and asks for praise as if he did a good job...best of all its funny when fat cat freekin in the attic breaks the sheet rock ceiling and falls on my face....and i have it all on video...i was sleeping and woke up to cat butt in my face.

Hahaha they sound like awesome cats fo sho! XD

cats are freekin funny and awsome...my dog on the other hand was a nut ball as well but we all luv each other.

i do this to my boyfriend.
I LOVE YOU PUPPYKINS

This'd be terrifying if it were me as a cat.

Awwwww..Sweetie you'd make a great mom.

Now considering your boyfriend is a horse would you two make hippogriffs or something?

At this point, the cat is contemplating murder. It'll do it you know, don't push it. D:

I'm guilty of this as well. I hold my cat up actually holding it like a baby (though I know she's not a baby, it's a 9 year old cat) and kiss it's forehead quite often whenever it's snuggling against me. As silly or creepy as that sounds, I love my cat so much I tend to say the weirdest things. I'd rather be weird then feel nothing at all- *goes on to thinking about that one song*

Also the art quality is quite nice. It's good and made me laugh- job well done!

I do exactly -this- to my cat.

She hates it.

Dun worry, I do the same. My cat's name is Baby, and I call him Buh-buh and ask him who's his mama's kitty. x-x

I do this to my dog. His name used to be Shadow, but lately it seems to have degraded into "Shadowpuppycar", "Shabow", "Shibbers", and of course, "Shabow-woof-woof".

Although i think i have a different vocabulary... i know exactly what you mean! (>ω<)

kitteh is not amused x3

lol, mery is more adorable than that kitty anyway :P

DAT FACE.

You talk to your cat like this, I talk to my pufferfish like this. Mannggoooo~ whos the cutest bobobobooooo boo booo~

I need to do this to my cat.

Tried this with my own cat, she just cried, and clawed me.

*Mery not responsible for injuries sustained from baby talking and/or coddling your cat! Void where prohibited by cranky felines!

LOL!