This is just me kicking back. This piece won an award at the 1994 Annual Stone Mtn. Pickled Pig's Feet Fair. With practice, you too can one day be this good. Just stay in school, drink your milk, and don't do drugs, except for the fun ones. Maybe dabble in coke for a few years, then get arrested for public urination. Maybe you meet a shemale named SugarTaffy and have a life changing experience. Maybe you get arrested for urinating on SugarTaffy while on parole. Maybe you got caught doing it while playing gator golf. Maybe you were playing gator golf at the local daycare center. I don't know, this is you we are talking about.