Could be worse, she could be a Krogen.

Oh grow a quad X3

"Spaceman's Dilemma" is now becoming more and more relevent. I'd love to see what HER verse sounds like.

Yeah, but where are the other two? o-o

Go for it!

I saw that vase of flowers in his hand as a drink glass being shattered at first.... and think that my thought is - fitting, in a strange way.

The cat boy is cute. ^_^

His date, however, is kind of scary. o_o

As if THAT should stop him.

I see no problem here.

Wow... xD

"French me." *gasp*

"Not THERE, you PERV!"

*zip*

And that is around when lil kitty foo-foo found out running from Jah-Zu-Mien only excites her.


:D *Roll end cred and tune*

she's kinda cute ;)

Genders on different planets always intrigue me. And mortify me.

I've got a story that mentions a race that has 4+ gender.

-B!

Well, there's that, yes, about how like in that one episode of Enterprise where a 3rd gender was needed for copulation... I'm now curious what you set the other 2+ genders for. I haven't read your story, as you can easily deduce.

There are people now with 3 parents, y'know

Surrogate mothers, I know.

The Holo-bouquet is a nice touch. X3

I wasn't shooting for holographic, just space flowers, but I like that and will use it!

thanks!

-B!

Heh, both work. Welcome! XD

Holo-spaceflowers..sparkly AND hypoallergenic.

Spaceferrets are doomed, you realize?

Why would they be doomed?Is it their only source of nutrition? o.o

Shinies, colorful, fascinating shinies.

Ahhhhhh; I gotcha. : B

This is really funny, well thought out, and imaginative. I myself like to think up creatures and situations where the "Female" critters don't quite fit the "Human" standards of what is regarded as "Beautiful." In some situations it's the personality that comes through which makes the characters "Attractive."

as the once famed "duke nukem " once said p.o
"hell, i'd still hit'it!"

It is not the outside what counts, it is the inside... And the fact that if you displease such a woman your remains will probably end up scatered from your home planet to Rigel 9, and if your home planet is Rigel 9... well... say goodbye to it :3

...I'd hit it.

Kirk set the example and the standard for interspecies relationships.

Go, and go BOLDLY.

Great. Now I got mental images of someone giving themselves a 'to boldly go' pep-talk in the bar's washroom.

...she's still hot.

Then again, I have a pet-peeve about non-mammalian mammaries

My name is Tigerfan and this is the funniest picture in the Citadel

Yeah but no boobies

. . .That you can see, man.

Her nutrient sacks are internal. The best you're going to get are odd shaped nipples on her lower torso.

-B!

A'right.

so long as none of those tongues is capable of dragging him in... should be fun

It can be fun if they are... if yer into that sort of thing >.>

true... but he looks more victim than willing unbirthee/voree

kirk would do her.... The cat guy needs to man up!

Con you believe there was an episode of the animated series where Kirk didn't hit on a gal that was showing interest in him?

-B!

kirk's a preditor... Can't have them be aggressive or it's not a conquest :D

haha never saw the animation though XD

There also an episode where M'ress starts hitting on Scotty

*chuckle* Ain't that the truth. It always surprised me though that with all those sci-fi books, with innumerable alien species contained in em, that relationships don't seem to happen very much at all with species that aren't at all close human-looking, the standard seems to be very much human with lil skin problems and minor alterations to anatomy.

This will never work, Jah-Zu.
"Is this because I laid eggs in your shower?"
No, no- it's just my parents, they're expecting a Jewish wedding.

Heh!

They probably would be hard to convert. Could you imagine how hard it would be to circumcise a male of her race?

Gonna need a buzzsaw...

-B!

Yeah, she looks like the sort of bride that might smash a Predator skull underfoot instead of a wine glass.

My first thought on seeing the "three tongues" part is that it means the three parts to her name are probably supposed to be said all at the same time, one per tongue. I can no longer tell if that mental image is perverted or not... ^_^;;

"Pronounce my name properly!"

"JpppPPtttpptt . . .?"

"Not bad. We can proceed. ON TO THE DATING!"

I note that while he showed up dressed in "go out for a pleasant evening attire" she came dressed to kill. Her idea of dating is probably a bit more violent than that little boy is prepared for.

Well she's got to show up in her clan's colors, otherwise she's doing them a disservice.

-B!

Oh, nice.

I dunno. She looks kinda...strong.

"And that's how I became the most beautiful -and fertile- woman on my planet... Until Frieza blew it up..."
-"Yeah, he tends to do that, also, uuugh..."

Hey, as long as she can cook, don't worry about it!

Not she can't. She only consumes living flesh.

Cooking spoils the flavor.

-B!

Well, I'm sure this would have come up during dinner, ouch...

She appears to be the kinda gal who likes to get on top... of the situation.

As Duke Nukem once said, "Hell, I'd still hit it!"

"Put your soup drinker away and make passionate love to me Jake!"

Well at long as he isn't intimidated by strong women it should work out fine...

Indeed....hmm

Hey, if Alien women are good enough for Kirk, they're good enough for all the guys daring enough to try.

With those lips? I would be interested...

I say go for it my son.
If ya want the heat - yu gotta get the meat.
She'll treat yu right.

I'd be down with that.

You know I've been waiting since I posted this to hear you say that!

-B!

Actually, yeah. I was pretty sure you were waiting for me to say it. A guy's gotta keep up his image, after all.

True dat!

This could go unexpectedly well, or terribly wrong...

How about a fine mix of both?

-B!

Can't wait to see their offspring. LOL

Remember - alien sex is DANGWER SEX!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y_nACag-Oc

...the horror!

East German swimming team?

I'd hit that.

Half the Fun of this is finding her 'user friendly' spots, while still keeping all your fingers (and other sensitive bits)!
Who knows? Maybe she'll be ultra-receptive to a male willing to commit to such an attempt? She might even have a bit of a fetish for the 'little, squishy ones'.

My mind has gone to a far, far better place right now...

She's nice! I'll bet she loves the same things most girls do, cuddling, spending a day at the beach, breaking bones and operating heavy plasma rifles...

She does indeed!
She's also fond of working with yarn.

-B!

3 tongues? Is there a reference picture of that?

No... I'm not so big of drawing x-ray shots of woman's business.

-B!

Oh sorry. Was just a thought.

At least she's not a Galgamex.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yMXvsMPsJ8

Oh I remember that!

-B!

"Yes, I contain the eggs for our breeding partnership. My Fallopian tube enters the male's urethra and I lay my eggs in --"
"CHECK PLEASE."
"-- and he gives birth --"
"WAITER?! CHECK!! PLEASE!"
"-- 25 pounds--"
*gunshot*

This Never gets Old, Tired or Boring my friend.
And This'll Only get Better 4 him, and her, as time goes by; if he can survive the Rituals and last long in the Sex Mating, which I'm sure he'll do just fine.
Sure their different, but what's the 'same' nowadays, this'll work, I know it. -Especially Dem Tongues-
I wouldn't mind seeing another post from these two, or her, mann.
Good post and Great Work as always, B!
-I approve 4 Wedding-