Does it blend?

Yes it does!

Quite nicely in fact

Dont breathis!

Okay I'm guessing I'm missing out on something murrican here lol

there's some show called that. "Does It Blend?" simply puts things into a blender to see if it'll get reduced to a powder if dry or mush if wet. For example, one episode was an iPhone. Reduced to powder save for the metal frame.

LOL ooooo I rmemeber my favourite radio station did soemthing like that before

Omg that is so mean~!

But so cute XD

Evil foxy~

xD awsome

Oh dear. The jerbil seem to get into these scrapes quite often...

Worse? You could have st least ground me in pedigree

Well, at least they didn't go for tossin' you in a microwave or an oven... ^_^;

Looking at the can colours, it's probably a Pedigree knock off lol

Oh noes D:

What'd he do to deserve this, again?

He drugged me and ruined my date ):<

Ah, that'd do it.

I've been threatened with a blender lots of times.
Why everyone so inclined to torture micros and small animals?

Bah, even blended he'd still probably give you both wicked acid indigestion.
be sure to take some tums after dinner, just in case!

Tum~ tum-tum tums!

Not a fan of dog food... puppy can have it all

When the lower end of the food chain successfully topples the natural order...actions must be taken and rectified lest the preds loose their rightful possition to the morale of one jerbil who will inspire millions on the lower end. I have only one thing to say...YOU ARE ONE SADISTIC WOMAN! I SIDE FOR THE JIRBIL!!! DOWN WITH DARWIN'S LAWS THAT WE MAY CONTROL THE LAWS OF NATURE!!! WITH SCIENCE!!! SWEET...DELICOUS, SAVORY, MAGICAL SCIENCE!!!!

YEAH, DOWN WITH THE NATURAL ORDER, UP WITH SCIENCE AND HELIDROP INSERTS!
QUICK, LETS ASSEMBLE A CRACK TEAM OF MICRO SOLDIERS TO GO ON AN EXTRACTION MISSION DEEP IN ENIMY TERRITORY!
No man left behind, WE'RE COMING JERB, AND WE'LL GIVE THEM HELL!
*dons a way too large war helmet that ends up covering his eyes and as a result charges blindly across the formica countertop before squeaking and tumbling off the edge!*

I think the application of a blender is putting technology to serve us modern day predators just fine :3

ah but the prey is getting smarter too with technology...A mere david and goliath situation. Even you macros can be toppled. We have the means to defeat macros which was not the case years back. And it is because of the advent of technology that the natural order by the pred standeard is unbalanced as the smaller lifeforms are more and more defying darwinian laws of survival of the fittest ... but truth be told that it is not the case since they using the rescources to redefine how preds see it. The prey are more adapted and more able to defend theirselves. So naturally the process could mean being outnumbered and overtaken in the future. In other words the natural order still is in establishment, but the proverbial game of cat and mouse has gotten alot more complicated that it used to be. And for the preds, the situation is getting worse while respectivly for the smaller lifeforms it has gotten better in their case at least for now. That eventually down the line may be their downfall later since they reproduce way too rapidly and their population will get out of hand and food will be harder to sort and find...but thats nature...and thats how things will eventually shift back in the favor of the macros. That is if the micro's resistance and such does not starve you all out beforethe shift or both sides may be doomed.

Ow...

hahaha that's awful :3

I'm glad you used the wet stuff.

Dun wanna damage the blades

Omg love this so much <3

That... so reminds me of Joe Cartoon's Gerbil in a microwave, and Frog in a blender ^_^

Heh, before reading the comments on this, I had never seen either of those, I guess it's a neat combination of both huh?

Indeed it is ^_^

Now, now, now Foshu! that's just being cruel!

He's naked. :o

That's his smaller problem I think! xD

I'm almost curious to know what events led up to this unfortunate circumstance...
...and yet, I feel that if I were to pry into the matter, I'd end up in there too. >x<;

I asked RD out in a date if he could get me some allegro, I'm horribly allergic to him http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7539225

Then he came by to come pick me up http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7545916

Oh, is THAT what that last part was about?
And, hang on. I thought those were Allegra, not r-

.....ooooooh. Him's a bad gerbie...

Ugh, that is gonna be such a pain in the tail to clean out. Though should be interesting the sound his tiny bones make going zzzbbrtt. Though, if you want REALLY chunky. Add ice

dude..this comment was ten years ago...wtfuzz

Outing him in the blender takes all the fun out of it though

Not for me >:3

Ahhh, ain't revenge sweet. I love the picture. The expressions on RD and Foshu especially.

So delightfully evil. <3

He's gonna break the blender... just feel it.

You jinx ): stoppat

About one second later and this picture would no longer be able to be rated General. XD

lol I know, it's all about timing

This is what makes me chuckle about it. :P Yay for dark humor.

I'm just glad there's no gore. Yet

You're next.

Chop, pulse, or liquefy?

Ooh me next :3

SCHPLUPPTH!

...

if we did not know you are evil, we do know now!

Aww, she's not ebil! Can't you tell by that adorable expression on her face? X3

I laughed, this is great.

Want the leftovers? :3

Best girl ever, hands down! Thanks meatling~ So uhhh...let's ya know. Don't want my free rubbers to go to waste:3

And a kiss under the romantic whirr and clattering of dinner preparing itself <3

*Giggles* The expressions are all adorable and the situation is entirely awesome.

I think we'll find out how well it blends. :P

Mmm...Tasty Gerbil...Pity you had to ruin it with dog food. ;D
I really love this piece, there's so much going on here that's right and/or awesome. n_n
As always, your fur is so simple and yet wonderfully textured, and the hair looks so soft and lush. I also really like the background! It's simple and yet detailed, very nicely done!
Maybe one of these days I'll get you to reveal your secrets to lush fur. =D
Hehe, this piece makes me wanna cook with you soon! ;9

Cook with me hm? <3

Who knows, suckling enough on my fur might get you the creative artist juices you need to come up with textures and recipes yourself

-nods- Yesh yesh, cooking with the Foxie is fun! n_n ~<3

Mmm...That I might...=D -looking forward to it now- ;)

This is awesome! He's sooo evil!

Also love how you do all the talking bubbles, so fun lookin :3
Oh and the rest of the drawing too!

I think this is just a spiral of three evils making stabs at each other

just turn it on already, this husky loves his pasta sauce.

You can be so evil Foshu! And the messed up part is, I"m not sure if I like it or if I should run.... maybe its the masochism speaking...

How dare you! I can't stand by and let you... wait. Ah yes, chipmunks.

Carry on, he's been giving me headache with all that banter anyhow.

Ugh! Rodent smoke!
Don't breathe this! x3

that gerbil never knows when to quit does he ? X3

More fun for us! <3
Just needs to be a picture set! *gg*

Needs more looking glass.

Nah, I'm just glad to see Jerb get his comeuppance every so often for ruining snacks and drugging fennecs.

So prefer fresh chopped meat! >3
Will there be a follow up?

Nah, not by me anyway

Ah OK...
I am happy that I got my weird mind!

Aww ouch... poor thing. I prefer the gentle type of eating here, but wonderful work as anything done by Foshie ^.^

this picture sucks!!!!its cruel and stinks!!!!

lol

But will it blend?

Now that's just torture!

And that, micros, is why you should ALWAYS keep a glass cutter in your pocket (also you could just hold the blades; they aren´t that sharp...)

Some are sharp though, I've seen it vary from blender to blender. However, I'll not advise you to try hold onto even dull blades. I tried to hold onto the whisks of a mixer once, see if I could stop them from rotating. It really really hurt.

I know... reralized it just now on my blender sooo yeah...

Well, you can still pin yourself against the walls with your feet and shoulders. If strong enough you can last for quite long...
And if that doesn´t work, try standing in the middle of the blades
And even when THAT fails well....you´re 100% done (dead)