Why do I hear the Duke Nukem theme song when I start looking at this picture

*jaw drops and drools* so.....freaking....BADASS!!!?

"Like a boss" I guess

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum..., and I'm all out of bubblegum."

I'm dual wielding my SMGs
I'm going to go on a killing spree
You better not try to mess with me
'Cause I'm dual wielding my SMGs

I don't need the Rockets to enable me to own
I'll dual wield my SMGs
And take you all alone
I don't need grenades
A sniper or a sword
My caseless rounds
Will take you out
Like Ghengis and his Horde.

'Cause I'm dual wielding my SMGs
I'm going to go on a killing spree
You better not try to mess with me
'Cause I'm dual wielding my SMGs

Other noobs may whine.
They keep rushing for the sword.
With SMGs combined
I am well endowed
My guns are apropos.

One left, one right
Firing at your head
Your quest for all the power weapons soon will leave you dead.
"For crying out loud" you have an SMG
They're free for all
In a brawl
They just might save your life. Oh I'm dual wielding my SMGs
I'm going to go on a killing spree
You better not try to mess with me
'Cause I'm dual wielding my SMGs

It's nice, to find
A weapon on the map
Be wary when you play with me it just might be a trap.
"For crying out loud" I'll let them come to me.
I'll just wait
And watch the bait
And use my SMGs.

I'm dual wielding my SMGs
I'm going to go on a killing spree
You better not try to mess with me
'Cause I'm dual wielding my SMGeeeeeeeees
I'm dual wielding my SMGeeeeeeeees
I'm dual wielding my SMGeeeeeeeees
I'm dual wielding my SMGeeeeeeeees
I'm dual wielding my SMGs

MP5K FTW

Love that pose man :D

cool perspective.