
From Russia, With Lust Part 9
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It was a bit from Futurama where the ruler of an Amazon planet sentenced Fry, Zapp Brannigan, and Kif to death by snu-snu, a euphemism for sex. Zapp was to be snu-snued by the large women. Fry was to be snu-snued by the petite women. And Kif, being the most desireable, was to be snu-snued by the most beautiful women, then the large women, then the petite women, then the large women again.
Really, I'd have figured the reason he left them on is that if he takes them off and then ever puts them back on, somebody nearby will scream "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
Hm, futzing with biological and psychological drives. That sounds vaguely familiar in a twisted real-world context, wonder why. ;) Also, that is a LOT of operatives in the Bay area. o_O
Hm, futzing with biological and psychological drives. That sounds vaguely familiar in a twisted real-world context, wonder why. ;) Also, that is a LOT of operatives in the Bay area. o_O
Hmmmm, so Vlad is one of those convinced that all straight men are really bi. Well science may be on his side since it says most people are bisexual whether they know it/admit it or not, and with the way everyone has to hide their real attractions in Russia it'd be easy to confuses closeted gays for straights but...somehow I still think he is in for a surprise with Todd.
I knew a certain barmaid would be involved. Oh I think Vlad just may have met his match. Unless he convinces her to help by saying it's playing a trick on Todd...of course Todd still won't go for men, but the trick itself should still be amusing... Those glasses are incredibly handy I see, too.
Also: Big Man's Room = WIN! Bet Cody wishes he'd thought of that one.
I knew a certain barmaid would be involved. Oh I think Vlad just may have met his match. Unless he convinces her to help by saying it's playing a trick on Todd...of course Todd still won't go for men, but the trick itself should still be amusing... Those glasses are incredibly handy I see, too.
Also: Big Man's Room = WIN! Bet Cody wishes he'd thought of that one.
I wasn't under the impression the person he was seeking had to be a Russian operative, perhaps I wasn't reading the text closely enough.
But you're right, I didn't notice the fluffy tail. Seems to be a snow leopardess (makes sense for Russia), which means sadly this won't be as fun as I was hoping it would be.
Despite our greatest desires, this still does not mean Todd will succumb, of course. :P
But you're right, I didn't notice the fluffy tail. Seems to be a snow leopardess (makes sense for Russia), which means sadly this won't be as fun as I was hoping it would be.
Despite our greatest desires, this still does not mean Todd will succumb, of course. :P
You might have missed the first line in red, which is understandable what with the nice view from Vlad's sunglasses.
Vlad could still meet Sam while he's on his way to or from the bathroom.
Vlad inadvertently had the right idea for making Todd succumb, though. First, get him hammered, then nail him.
Vlad could still meet Sam while he's on his way to or from the bathroom.
Vlad inadvertently had the right idea for making Todd succumb, though. First, get him hammered, then nail him.
I might have indeed. And yes he might, though if he does it will not nearly be as fun and epic as I was hoping for.
True, though I really can't see Vince writing that--aside from him being adamant about Todd's straightness, that would essentially be rape, and also just too problematic and loaded a topic for something as comedic and fun-loving as this comic is intended to be.
True, though I really can't see Vince writing that--aside from him being adamant about Todd's straightness, that would essentially be rape, and also just too problematic and loaded a topic for something as comedic and fun-loving as this comic is intended to be.
*smirks* Still, can't say I am particularly happy with the way you're developing Vlad. Granted it makes sense for his occupation, country of origin, and age that he would act the way he does toward America, feel as he does about homosexuality, and believe he can "turn men gay" or get them to admit what he thinks they are even as he still has to hide his own feelings. But he's not coming across as very likable. Of course he kind of is the "antagonist" for this comic, particularly considering what he's trying to do to Todd (though you're clearly planning to play this for laughs), so maybe we aren't supposed to like him. But damn, you're interfering with my ability to fantasize about him! :P
Humph. Well here's hoping some of this is an act he's putting on, and deliberately hypocritical, or that being in America will help Vlad tone down the nationalism, and that failing with Todd will humble him a bit. Otherwise I'll be over here having fun with Georgiy.
*feeds Georgiy cookies and cinnamon rolls while giving him lots of snuggles and hugs*
Humph. Well here's hoping some of this is an act he's putting on, and deliberately hypocritical, or that being in America will help Vlad tone down the nationalism, and that failing with Todd will humble him a bit. Otherwise I'll be over here having fun with Georgiy.
*feeds Georgiy cookies and cinnamon rolls while giving him lots of snuggles and hugs*
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Hmmm... I'm kinda expecting a catfight. Vesper Lynd vs Pussy Galore?
Hmmm... I'm kinda expecting a catfight. Vesper Lynd vs Pussy Galore?
As an interesting aside, "pitting biological and social drives against social conditioning" is basically the line of "science" that ex-gay 'therapists' use. The concept is a lot of fun to play with in a porn setting, since the "converted/confused straight guy" premise is hot as hell.....and I've done more than my share of it in my hypno stories.......but I hope to Dog that nobody here actually buys that line of reasoning. And since the level of "pitting" actually required generally includes electro-shock (which is STILL ineffective, look at how few "cured" gays actually stay that way), if I was Cody that statement would have me calling 911. or at least texting Todd. "OH HAI MY UNCLE IS ABOUT TO RAPE YOU."
Obviously I don't know what the plan is (for all I know, the chick operative is going to fuck Todd and Vlad is just going to watch) but I...uh...wait....hold on...I can't get this out.... hold on....
...I agree with Nieve.
Obviously I don't know what the plan is (for all I know, the chick operative is going to fuck Todd and Vlad is just going to watch) but I...uh...wait....hold on...I can't get this out.... hold on....
...I agree with Nieve.
(Stupid Internet connection I have; erased my reply to ya. I have AT&T btw.)
Anyways, nice panel; now we know why Vlad always wears those sunglasses. BTW, is Vlad's body build like Cody's, or Todd's? I just want to know cuz I'll try to draw him sometime, and no, it's not a nawtee. Sorry; make that TWO sketches.
*pokes Vlad's shoulder* "Mind if I draw ya, only wearing these?" *shows him a pair of black swim shorts with crossbone patterns* "I won't call ya "cute 'n' fluffy" again if ya agree." (He won't, won't he?)
Anyways, nice panel; now we know why Vlad always wears those sunglasses. BTW, is Vlad's body build like Cody's, or Todd's? I just want to know cuz I'll try to draw him sometime, and no, it's not a nawtee. Sorry; make that TWO sketches.
*pokes Vlad's shoulder* "Mind if I draw ya, only wearing these?" *shows him a pair of black swim shorts with crossbone patterns* "I won't call ya "cute 'n' fluffy" again if ya agree." (He won't, won't he?)
Hmm. Technological computerized sunglasses, I see. Also, why in the world is Cody going along with the whole thing? Does he wanna see how things play out? Is he eager to see a Todd freakout of epic proportions? Is he curious if whatever Vladimir is planning will actually work? I don't even know what's going on here anymore. And Vladimir's insistance? Yeesh...
As for the "ideal female" image he gets in his sunglasses as per Cody's descriptions, I speculate that his first thought was Georgiy's mother? It would explain his reaction. Plus there's the thought of Todd getting it on with an attractive older woman, which actually sounds fun. Now that I notice too, up until now we've never even heard of Todd doing anything with any woman, be it romantic, sexual or even normal dates, so that's refreshing to at leat get to know the kind of girls he likes.
As for the "ideal female" image he gets in his sunglasses as per Cody's descriptions, I speculate that his first thought was Georgiy's mother? It would explain his reaction. Plus there's the thought of Todd getting it on with an attractive older woman, which actually sounds fun. Now that I notice too, up until now we've never even heard of Todd doing anything with any woman, be it romantic, sexual or even normal dates, so that's refreshing to at leat get to know the kind of girls he likes.
Well, if I recall, back in I.S.O. Cody had his flashbacks to the highschool years when Todd kept trying to set him up on dates, including one with a couple of twins that they would double-date on. So if anything, I suppose he's been kind of a horn-dog, but nothing serious or steady... which, while not all that typical All-American boy, is not that unheard of either.
I think he's curious. I mean, I'm sure he's pretty convinced Todd is 100% straight, so he's just doubtful his uncle will succeed.
I imagine Georgiy's mother was a little...icier than Todd would like.
And....you actually have a point. Todd has a reputation according to Cody, but we didn't SEE much of it in action; for all we know it could be all talk. There's an official bit in the first bonus story, but not everyone saw that...
I imagine Georgiy's mother was a little...icier than Todd would like.
And....you actually have a point. Todd has a reputation according to Cody, but we didn't SEE much of it in action; for all we know it could be all talk. There's an official bit in the first bonus story, but not everyone saw that...
I guess, but Vladimir does not inspire much confidence, but then again, maybe I'm biased (Maybe? Pfffft! I so am biased). I'm a bit surprised that Karl's not trying to reign in his behavior a bit more. Here comes the first family reunion in like two decades and after like two minutes of catching up, he's sitting by watching his brother put a plan in motion to attempt to sexually seduce his son's childhood straight friend, and he's being surprisingly tame about it, other than a small comment here or tere. But then again, there would be no comic if he took action, so...
Speaking of, I don't think you've mentioned which one of the two of them is the older brother. I'm also curious as to where Karl's wife is during all this, one would think she'd want to see or meet her brother-in-law. Did Karl keep this meeting a secret from her too?
As for Georgiy's mother being icier, well, duh. After what she did, the woman would be right at home in a bikini, having a suntan in Antartica. But I meant that the glasses-puter made an image based mainly on physical aspects, and Vladimir's comment about when she moved there. Makes it sound like, physically, Todd's preferences are in the range of what could be Georgiy's mom.
And yeah, I never saw any bonus story, so I'm one of those in the dark about that specific bit. Considering the comic's focus on specific storylines, we barely got to see any relationship stuff at all from other characters, if any at all (such as Sam, Becky, Nate and a few others).
Speaking of, I don't think you've mentioned which one of the two of them is the older brother. I'm also curious as to where Karl's wife is during all this, one would think she'd want to see or meet her brother-in-law. Did Karl keep this meeting a secret from her too?
As for Georgiy's mother being icier, well, duh. After what she did, the woman would be right at home in a bikini, having a suntan in Antartica. But I meant that the glasses-puter made an image based mainly on physical aspects, and Vladimir's comment about when she moved there. Makes it sound like, physically, Todd's preferences are in the range of what could be Georgiy's mom.
And yeah, I never saw any bonus story, so I'm one of those in the dark about that specific bit. Considering the comic's focus on specific storylines, we barely got to see any relationship stuff at all from other characters, if any at all (such as Sam, Becky, Nate and a few others).
This is just my opinion of course, but I suspect that the reason Karl isn't saying anything is the same reason Cody isn't trying harder to stop Vlad--they both know (Karl from having known Todd as he grew up with Cody) that Vlad isn't going to get anywhere with Todd. So both of them want to watch and see just how badly Vlad crashes and burns. Karl in particular would find that funny, I think, hence why he just interjects now and then with amusing comments.
It didn't say in the comic but from the way Karl was hiding the meeting with Vlad by having claimed to be at a business conference, I'm guessing no, Martha doesn't know about it. Which is just as well, as she too might have gotten the wrong idea from the champagne...and I don't think we'd want her to meet Vlad anyway. Not until he's tamed the nationalism and secret agent thinking anyway.
I can give you more details about the bonus story, but the short version: Todd is with a girl named Naomi at the start, he flirts with the snow leopardess Lily (one of the antagonists) and at the end he ends up getting the number from (and implicitly, dating) Kathryn, one of the two karate girls from issue 1. You can look her up if you need an idea of the body type Todd likes.
It didn't say in the comic but from the way Karl was hiding the meeting with Vlad by having claimed to be at a business conference, I'm guessing no, Martha doesn't know about it. Which is just as well, as she too might have gotten the wrong idea from the champagne...and I don't think we'd want her to meet Vlad anyway. Not until he's tamed the nationalism and secret agent thinking anyway.
I can give you more details about the bonus story, but the short version: Todd is with a girl named Naomi at the start, he flirts with the snow leopardess Lily (one of the antagonists) and at the end he ends up getting the number from (and implicitly, dating) Kathryn, one of the two karate girls from issue 1. You can look her up if you need an idea of the body type Todd likes.
This is where Vlad's skills are put to good use... LOL... I mean... he's really making it sound easy. I kinda envy him now.. =3
V: Big Men's Room!.. G: Little Boys Room... V: Not when I am In it! Hahahah.. touche!
So, what would he be doing now? Don't tell me he'd put on a disguise that would look like the ideal woman for Todd???
I prefer X Ray Glasses.. but yeah.. his glasses are cool too LOL
V: Big Men's Room!.. G: Little Boys Room... V: Not when I am In it! Hahahah.. touche!
So, what would he be doing now? Don't tell me he'd put on a disguise that would look like the ideal woman for Todd???
I prefer X Ray Glasses.. but yeah.. his glasses are cool too LOL
Well, someone's not shy about his conquest methodologies. Despite him being damn cocky, I do think I like Vlad. Very direct, very to the point, and VERY masculine. Then again, I do suppose I like arrogance that's actually properly backed up. Its not empty boasting. Though, I think, as everybody else, that things will not go as easily as he thinks. But then again, this is a Suzukawa comic, NOTHING will go as expected. Except for the teasing. |3
Also, I want to suck the dialogue skills out of your brain. You come up with such priceless lines! DX
Also, I want to suck the dialogue skills out of your brain. You come up with such priceless lines! DX
Yeah, what did just happen?! Poor Todd, I foresee a majorly embarassing situation coming up (or down? sideways?). I guess since his life is no longer "classified", Vlad feels he can enjoy the freedom to be a TOTAL MANSLUT WITH SOCIPATHIC LEANINGS!! Sheesh. What were you and Devon smoking when you came up with this, onion rings covered in mayo?
Happened in recent memory but nobody talks about it, eh? Honestly, I would love to see the facial reactions of people around him should he laugh. I imagine faces of horror alongside running, screaming, and ducking for cover.
I think I finally placed the actor whose Russian accent is the one I'm thinking of. I looked him up, but he's an American of German-Irish decent. Most likely not an authentic Russian accent, and now that I think about it, it's more of a combination of him and a few others that I can't place that are influencing my thoughts.
True about Rocky and Bullwinkle, though (Dang, I miss that show).
I think I finally placed the actor whose Russian accent is the one I'm thinking of. I looked him up, but he's an American of German-Irish decent. Most likely not an authentic Russian accent, and now that I think about it, it's more of a combination of him and a few others that I can't place that are influencing my thoughts.
True about Rocky and Bullwinkle, though (Dang, I miss that show).
Have you heard the term "Gay Uncle?"
Homosexuality is theorized to be a survival mechanism that provides offspring with extra caretakers and less competition by removing the inclination to make offspring when another male with your genes can do that for you. This is why the incidence of homosexuality increases with each male birth. It's still carries a randomization so older brothers can be gay, like Vlad, but the increasing incidence means that the youngest brother is usually the one to be gay. Of course, this is not rule but trend, as we are still trying to understand if what triggers homosexuality is a series, sequence, or combination of mechanisms. Nevertheless, this is why many gay men still hold onto hope that Ryan Reynolds is gay, since he is the youngest of 4 brothers.
Homosexuality is theorized to be a survival mechanism that provides offspring with extra caretakers and less competition by removing the inclination to make offspring when another male with your genes can do that for you. This is why the incidence of homosexuality increases with each male birth. It's still carries a randomization so older brothers can be gay, like Vlad, but the increasing incidence means that the youngest brother is usually the one to be gay. Of course, this is not rule but trend, as we are still trying to understand if what triggers homosexuality is a series, sequence, or combination of mechanisms. Nevertheless, this is why many gay men still hold onto hope that Ryan Reynolds is gay, since he is the youngest of 4 brothers.
unless someone has placed me under a life-long genjutsu, I seem to be the elder gay brother, while my youngest brother (who has a mental disability) appears to be decidedly heterosexual.
however, what you'd told me about a trend, not a rule; of course, i tend to be exceptions to Rules, just as a natural matter-of-course..
..so i am special.
none-the-less, i thank ye for the lesson, wufke.
if ryan is to be a Man Lover..
..then, yeah, i'll have to conjecture his sexuality shall've been the result of a combination of mechanisms not entirely genetic, seeing as this "inclination" probably doesn't know when a guy is going to be The Last In The Series.
(maybe.)
...
i know i personally had appreciated the male form from a very young age (5? 6?), while i hadn't ever really perked up at (but was not "repulsed" by) the female anatomy.
(Buck Angel is an exception.
L.o.L.)
however, what you'd told me about a trend, not a rule; of course, i tend to be exceptions to Rules, just as a natural matter-of-course..
..so i am special.
none-the-less, i thank ye for the lesson, wufke.
if ryan is to be a Man Lover..
..then, yeah, i'll have to conjecture his sexuality shall've been the result of a combination of mechanisms not entirely genetic, seeing as this "inclination" probably doesn't know when a guy is going to be The Last In The Series.
(maybe.)
...
i know i personally had appreciated the male form from a very young age (5? 6?), while i hadn't ever really perked up at (but was not "repulsed" by) the female anatomy.
(Buck Angel is an exception.
L.o.L.)
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