Nope I'm not dead. Mass Effect just ate my life and I was feeling a lil under the weather. But at any rate this is the result of a random funny idea I got while talking about finding my Hamster on the Normandy in the game.

The commander dashed through the dimly lit streets pistol at the ready. It was yet another world the Reapers had turned on it's head. But it was his. Might not have been Earth but it might as well have been. The commander stopped as his ears twitched. turning slightly with a crinkle he saw one step out from the shadows. Pale blue lights all over it's body. A husk to one side of it the Commander saw another fur. But this fur lacked something all on this world had. Where a diaper should have been were pale white tight undies. The poor guy was indoctrinated. The commander raised a hand and spoke. "I'm Commander Gibbles and this is my world!" and sent them flying with a biotic display.

Of course meanwhile Gibbles in he real world laid soundly asleep in his bed. Covers kicked off him a bit. He smiled as he dreamed of being the Commander having heard so many stories about him over the extranet. He dreamed his own dream of being a Hero of sorts. After all he knew the song. You could Fight like a Krogan, or run like a Leopard. But Nobody could be better than Commander Shepard.

Well hope you guys liked the pic and the lil story with it.