ahah they smart!

That's whatcha get for trying to eat meh! XD

But it only makes sense for me to eat food like you...

Or yourself when you were also an Eevee, chasing your own tail in the stream?

*blushes in embarrasment* "Sh-shut up. There was a... A Joltik on my tail, and I was just getting it off!"

*snorts* I dunno... knowing ya being an Eevee nomlord, and a cannibal, and knowing how big Joltiks are, I highly doubt it. Also, it was kinda cute. X3

(Actually Joltiks are the tiniest of all pokémon at 10 cm. Though an Eevee is only thrice that size, so I suppose a Joltik on an Eevee would rather stand out)

"I-It was hidden in my tail fluff. That's why you couldn't see it..."

Pfft! Yeah right... Ya still looked cute chasing your tail like that. X3

"Sh-shut up or I'll eat you!"

(Thanks)

EEP! OnO; *becomes silent*


(You're welcome. )

"...I think I'll eat you anyway!" *pounces*

*yelps and jumps out of the way before running through a vast bush and secretly to the other side to run in the same building hole with a new plan*

*pursues*

*goes into the small hole and up a ventilation shaft*

*pursues to the hole* "Get back here and into my belly, little snack, or I freeze that whole shaft!"

*goes through another part of the shaft and ends up in a gym room* Oh. Right. And if ya beam this joint, how are ya supposed to catch me when I'm stuck to it out of reach?! *snickers*

*blocks the exit of the ventilation shaft with thick ice to prevent you from leaving through it and looks for another entrance*

*sees a girls room and rushes in, hiding in a stall while about 15 human girl trainers chat with one another busily before accessing my Com-Link and changing to my human form* Okay... That'll do for now... I hope...

*finds the other entrance and sneaks in, looking for you as I try to pick up your scent*

*lacking the Reese's scent because of my human form, but moves out of the stall to another further away, even though I looked completely different from my Wingvee form and secretly hoped that I wouldn't be recognized by you*


(This is what my human form looks like btw, if ya haven't seen it yet. I submitted it yesterday. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7652798 )

*I sneak through the building and end up in the stalls, where I find your 'Vee-scent. Which suddenly ends at a place where a human's scent is. I decide to follow the human's scent, expecting her to be a trainer who caught you, and thinking it means I'll just eat you as starters and have the trainer as my main course*

*hears you and tries to fake things out* I am like, so jealous Sarah caught that thing in there! It looked kinda wierd though.... Oh, but I wish I took a picture. *had a good guess of one of the Trainers' names, the girl looking at my stall*
Sarah: I know, right? It was too adorable! Anyway, I'd better get going. Andrew's waiting for me at the mall. *the Trainer saw you and screamed* WHAT IS THAT MUTT?!
Trainer 1: Somebody get it out of here!! *sprays a pepper spray on your eyes*
Trainer 2: Someone call the patrol!!
Sarah: *backs away before rushing out of the room screaming*

I quickly freeze my eyes over, protecting them from the pepper spray, and act the friendly, cuddly doggie, making sweet big eyes and making myself look generally cute and offer to be petted, wondering why on Earth a couple of humans would freak out so incredibly much over a Glaceon (XD seriously, what kind of reaction is that to finding a cute ice fox in the building?). But I also recognised your voice and wonder if you could've changed into the human or if this Sarah really caught you. Either way, I know I'm not going to nom anyone while all these humans are watching.

Me: *pondering over this before coming out of the stall, recognizing you but keeping a calm posture before walking up to you with a different voice* Aww... This little thing looks too friendly to be wild... I wonder where it came from.
Trainer 3: Maybe it was abandoned? Say, I haven't seen you around here before. What's your name?
Me: Marisa Gonzales. I was traveling with Sarah for a bit, but I guess she had to go see her boyfriend. I guess I'll give her a call later. I don't wanna mess up the romance.
Trainer 1: Well, hopefully we can find a shelter for this little guy. *scratching behind your ear* The poor thing...
Me: Oh! I totally forgot about Jason's birthday present! The store's gonna close in about thirty minutes! *quickly runs out the door while ranting* Oh, I can't believe I forgot to buy that game for him!
Trainer 1: Well, she's right about the store. GameStop closes around 6:30 tonight.
Trainer 2: Yeah... We'd better take care of this little one here. Y'never know if it ran off while its Trainer was busy or something...

I'm glad to see my charm offensive worked, and let myself be petted for a bit. But when you begin leaving, I figure I had best follow: even if you're not Alexis, I'll get a tasty human anyway. So I get away from the three trainers and pursue your scent.

Trainer 1: Oh no ya don't, li'l foxie! *pulls you back and hugs you*
Trainer 2: We need to keep you safe until we find your trainer, or at least a shelter.
Trainer 3: Donna. Marcie. I'll take care of it.
Marcie: *looks up at her blankly* You sure, Trisha?
Trisha: Girl! I'm a dogsitter that was able to care for 12 dogs at the same time! I'm sure this li'l guy won't be any trouble. *gently picks you up and cuddles* Wow, you're sure one heavy kitsune! Whoever owns you sure must be giving you a lot of stuff! *carries you out of the room and on her way to her house* I've got plenty of things at home you might like! Don't worry, cutie. Youoin good hands. *rufling your fur and nuzzling you before giving a kiss on your forehead*

I try to go after you, but realise one human will taste the same as another human. So I let myself be cuddled and picked up so I can eat one of them once we're alone. As Trisha carries me out, I wait for us to be alone, and then, when she kisses my forehead, I quickly open my jaws widely and nom her head in one go.

Trisha: *yelps and tries to pry her head free from you* No! Bad boy! Bad!! Let go, boy!!!

*grinning and loving the human's taste, I swallow her head, sending its big bulge down my throat as I open my mouth painfully far while eating her shoulders too.

Trisha: *screaming and trying to pull herself out*

*While the human's strength would usually be much greater than mine, my oesophagus is very strong and keeps pulling more of her to my stomach as I nom her. Her arms are even folded back by the great strength of its peristaltic movements eventually.

Trisha: *screaming and struggling frantically, trying to escape*

*murrs as her head and shoulders enter my stomach and expand it, while I keep nomming her, soon nomming over her hips and only having her legs left*

Trisha: *still screaming in horror, her legs split apart in attempt to prevent herself from going back any further*
Me: *feeling something was wrong and reverts to Wingvee form and pulls out a Chaos Emerald to go back in time to warn my past self of you and return to Mobius with Chaos Control*
Past Me: *But won't that change the future and wipe you from existence?!
Me: Yes, it will, but I feel I put someone in my place with Viktor, and do not wish for a chain reaction, nor a heavy weight of guilt on my shoulders, nor your own for putting someone in our future stead to suffer. You have to return to Mobius, even temporarily before returning in a different location, in order to prevent that. I know what I'm telling you because I've experienced it myself. Don't worry about me. I'm your future self that wasn't meant to be here at all unless I wanted or needed to correct a mistake to save a life I have put in Jeopardy, along with an aftermath of grief set upon that person's loved ones. It's for the best, Alexis.
Past Me: *hesitates for a bit before nodding and pulling out a Chaos Emerald, only for us to hear footsteps of approaching in the grass* Farewell, future me... And thank you for letting me know... *I nod as her gem begins to glow* Chaos... CONTROL!!! *disappears in a flash of golden light*
Me: *feels weaker and heavier as I begin to glow and become slightly transparent, slowly losing my solid form to the gaseous property of air as small balls of light begin to glow, dance, and siphon from me* It's already... starting... the future is being... over...written......

Okay, so what happens now?

((Basically, time is being overwritten, because my past self Chaos Controlled to Mobiu, which is in a different dimension, just seconds before comming across you, so not only is the former future erasing in the same way, but also those who belong in said time string, including myself.))

*collapses onto the forest floor from the effects of the diminishing future as I become more transparent, the glowing orbs fading and appearing more frequently before looking up to see the past you* Heh... You're ... too late.... I warned my... past self... to escape... back to Mobius... before you could... see her.... and now... the future... is being... overwritten.... alon with... myself.... just to... save a.... life....I had risked..... I'm now nothing more... than a fading... hologram.... t-to... you.... *panting and becoming weaker as I become half invisible* T-there's... nothing... you can... do...

"Perhaps," I say with a snarl, "But I can at least eat you before you disappear." I grab you, finding you feel very strange, and nom you.

*my five senses are also tied with my fading body as I begin to become more transparent, weightless, and more ghostly with a weakening chuckle as your paws go right through me with only success in grabbing at the patch of grass under me, my voice very slowly fading in volumr and strength as what was left of my spirit struggled to feign the force threatening to erase me from existence* Like I said, I'm nothing more than a hologram in my disappearing state, unable to be physically felt, let alone grasped, due to me being erased from time. All because I altered the past. You could only go through me as if I weren't there, a mirage in the desert, a mere image fading from sight and from the space-time continuum, and thus I have won. No... my PAst self has won. *chuckles* You can only watch me, Vikky... Watch as the force of the timestring take me out of existence and leave you empty-handed... *finally gives in to the force and disappears af if I were no longer there, only leqving a voice behind before that too faded along with me* Shame you can't ask my past self to create a clone of her with her cloning machine at home to satisfy you instead of devoiring the original....

As I see you disappear, I lay down on top of you so you pass through me and disappear while inside my stomach. Not that I feel anything, but it feels like a small victory.