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Raccoon: "Well hello there pretty lady. What's a smoking hot wolfess doing here all by yourself? Need a little...company?"

Luna: "Sorry slick, I'm here with my husband. That's my man over there."

Luke: "Two long Islands, please."

Raccoon: "What, that little pipsqueak? Forget that pansy, and maybe we can find something bigger than that lollipop for you to suck on."

Luke: "What the hell?!"

*Poke*

Raccoon: "Huh? Hey shorty, piss off and let a real man handle this bitch."

Art by  xskullstomperx

Characters belong to  SonicFox