here have a weird sheet of my shitty alter ego

he's FAT - fuck all those german shepherds with six pack and all that shit on FA
he's not social and is a fuckin' homo
he likes intimacy and cuddling and beeing near to his partner
he hates sex
he's emotionally unstable
he has a weird love for depeche mode and listens it everyday without shame
he likes cats more than other dogs and that shit
he likes to sit in his room and booze and cigarettes because fuck socializing
he's useless.
he is ugly as hell, short and fat.