And he lives! The glass is empty, the drink was consumed. I consider this valid scientific research to prepare us for the eventual day when Extra-Terrestrials visit Earth and we start eating their brains for sustenance.

Do I engage in hyperbole? Well, maybe. I never developed a taste for alcohol so I have no idea what the ingredients of an ABH taste like. For all I know, it tastes like the first day of Summer vacation, or like a strawberry fed to you by a lover as you sit at the beach.