I'll go with A first, then if I must I'll follow up with B, and if that fails I'll fall back on D.

seems to be a common answer so far :P

Hehe. I'd prefer to remain polite and civil though since she is very lovely and looks like she can hold her own quite well.

that's what I was going for :P

^_^

hehe, good luck :P

don't think she's the flirty type :P

*giggles* silly :P

well, I do try to be :P

eep! *giggles* and naughty too

My paragon side would say A

Renegade side/extra answer: "Treat you to some Ale and then get you out of that armor."

I 2nd your logic good sir! ^_^

Why thank you. ^^

Would probably do the same as Carrius. First A, then B if necessary and if I survived then but couldn't win D.

On a different note, This is stunning work Jolene.

hehe, hope you can run :P

and thankies, was fun to be able to do something again :D

oh my! I'm always impressed with your rendering and 3D compisition skills

*giggles* thankies, I do what I can with what I got

well you do it well. :)

yay! I try

Definitely bribe her :3

hehe :P

B. Why? If I'm at a castle it's because my boys and I are pushing to take it over. How would we do it? Shield wall along the bridge with spears forward to force her back.

My good man, I would gladly follow that.

Then grab a bundle of throwing axes and get ready for when the rams brake the doors down!

oh, but it's just you

Just me? Then I would throw a few molitov-cocktails and watch her run into the hammer i'll already have swinging.

she could just jump in the water :P

Thus making it easy for my bow and arrows to get her.

E- Burn the bridge. Didn't like the way it looked, anyway.

I would first trick her off it then burn it with you on the other side xp

I say A, then try c and all out D

everyone is trying that :P

nnuuu! *gives shrubbery*

but that's about as impossible as a swallow having carried a coconut!

oh good, we didn't have to endure any quizzes either :D

RUN AWAY!

Doesn't look like she'd be easily bribed. Best fight and see if her respect can be earned.

hehe, true :P

E "Feeling really horny just seeing you, woman." then back to D and run away unless she wants to have a really good time :P

lol, you better run fast :P

Don't worry. I¡m VERY fast

*human female aperas in hight leather pancea black a helish red corset lift two ferm larg brest as a long jacket draps over her sholders and down her back of soft navy blue silk and cloth with one ruby red eyes and a tentlising grin she pass by leaving the grade in state of bliss and lust as she is then ravinged by a pitfiend* ...you no mess with a demonoilgist =w=

*giggles* I'm sure she has a way :P

i discribed my Dongeon and dragon charcter Almay a level 24 war mage demonoligest who is the lover of a vary mean customer >;3

hehe, I see :P

^w^ i love demon play teehee

hee! *carries you away*

Eps *trys to sqeam away*

you're mine now, miss demon girl :P

oh come one ;0; no fair

well, I gotta have some kind of advantage :P

you carieing me away you at an advantige

yep and now I'm gonna do unspeakably naughty things to you! :D

*sumones a big ass demon and hung too yay we play with him

eep!

meet buhamut gardian of the laberinth

*hides*

*buhamut pickes you up by you leg and hold you up* he's the parton god of minatours OwO

*gasps* halp!

*6 hours latter and a vary happy and satifide buhamutsnuggles both of us* ahh so much fun

*aches*

*just grining with buhamut*OwO

n-now what?

both of us* nothing

*nods* okies *begins to walk away*

There needs to be an option E) Seduce...

oh, I thought about that, but figured that would be the only one chosen :P

I'd seduce her =3

*giggles* that's not an option :P

It is for meeee! X3

*hugs* my silly <3

=3 <3

Certainly peaceful negotiations are an acceptable option right?

of course... as long as that's what you're really there for *giggles*

Oh... well I'm actually here to assassinate the king... if that's okay.

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" :P

I have business with her. And a mug of ale! Maybe at the same time.

careful, she might use it as a weapon :P

Shit that just makes it more entertaining. If I don't come away with battle scars from a chick like that, I'm doing it wrong.

*giggles* true :P

Kid from the Skyrim gameplay demo: RAPE!

hmm, don't think that is an option either... plus she might cut off certain things :P

Things? You mean she can handle more than one at a time?

Given that Royal Guards are almost certainly skilled fighters, Option B is out of the question. And while everyone has their price, I doubt I could afford her Option C. Especially since Royal Guards are both well paid and so loyal that bribery is out of the question.

Option D is Right Out. If I want to get anywhere with her, showing cowardice is probably the worst thing to do.

Therefore....

"Excuse me, Miss, I have a message for His Majesty".

She looked me over. "I will have it brought to Him," she said as she held out her hand.

"My apologies, Miss, but I was instructed to present it to Him personally."

She gives me a more serious inspection. "And who is the message from?"

I pause. I hadn't thought it through this far. "I confess. I have no message for the King. I actually came here to meet you. I had heard that one of the Royal Guards was an incredibly attractive woman... I see they underestimated your beauty..."

She snorted. "Tell me something I haven't heard before. And quickly, I tire of you."

Thinking fast.... "That armor cannot be comfortable... What sort of material do you use for a lining?"

That caught her by surprise. She smiled a bit. "Most people only ask about taking it off... the jerks..." I smiled back. My foot was in the door...

*then she slices your foot off for being sneaky*

I challenge her to a contest of wits!

My purse contains four coppers, two silvers and three gold coins. How many coins would I have to pull out to guarantee two coins of the same kind?

I don't think she's amused

for me fighting would be a last resort so first a then c ((not many warriors i know would turn down an ascended dragon demon's freshly shedded scales,though i doubt something that powerful isin the character select for real lol)) and if that didnt wore i guessidfightenough to ware her down then run likehell to the castlecause i ain't nowomankiller

but you forget, the castle gate is probably closed too

and the caste probably has archers so flying is probably a bad idea...then i guess i'll have to go with secret option E

an armor free hand to hand match thay may or may not end up having that much to do with combat

I'm going to go with option T... for Tickles! Look at all that exposed skin! She has no defense to a good tickling!

I would be careful, those swords look sharp... would be like trying to tickle a wood shredder :P

That's what chain-mail gloves are for!

oh, true :P

Heehheh...All of the ABOVE!!!

cheater :P

Since she's still on duty & NOT all over me...It's a viable answer!!!

I have come on a quest from god seeking the Holy Grail!

the Blues Brothers seeking the Holy Grail... I suppose it could work :P

D8 It was from Monty Python and the Holy Grail x.x (King Arthur reference 83 )

*giggles* I know, I'm teasing, just when I hear the phrase "I'm on a mission from God" or something similar, I think of Blues Brothers :P

LAWL xD Oh okie ^^
I was just hoping you'd go with the gag 8P

RUN AWAY!

LAWL

B: Fight her. During which she falls over the rails into the river. I jump in to save her and out of gratitude she swears undying loyalty and joins the rebellion against the evil king.

it's just fun to see what people come up with :P

The answer is actually "E": Seduction.

good luck with that :P

It gives new meaning to "succeed or die trying", I suppose.

just 'cause she looks hot doesn't mean she's easy *giggles*

That's just fine, my dear. Anything worthwhile shouldn't be easy.