"What's the matter, Mare do Well? No witty comeback? No threat? Then I'll provide the narration.... I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of your little partner's mind... Oh, she bravely tried to fight it at first... You would have been PROUD to see her so strong!

But all too soon the serums and shocks began to take its toll... and little Scootaloo began to share such secrets with me... secrets that are MINE alone to know... Rainbow Dash!

It's true, Dashie! I know EVERYTHING! And kind of like the filly who peeks at their Hearth's Warming Eve presents, I must admit... it's sadly anti-climactic... Behind the smug attitude and Sonic Rainbooms... you're just a little filly in a playsuit CRYING for mommy and daddy!

It'd be funny if it weren't so PATHETIC! But what the heck! I'll laugh ANYWAY! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"