A couple of points: First, I thought that Kiffy had removed this from his feed. I was looking in journals, not submissions. Secondly, some words are a little unclear. Blame that on my microphone and my complete inability to enunciate properly. Hope you like anyways. :)
Third. The grandparents thing. One set I pretty much didn't know during my life as my grandmother died very early and my grandfather was dead before my birth. The other set have had nothing to do with me my entire life so they can go royally fuck themselves. Case in point. When I was two or three years old I was at a family get together and my "grandmother" pointed to one of the kids playing with the others and said "who's that one?" my mother pointed out that it was her grandson. She had no clue who I was. Fuck her. Fuck them. If I seem callous on that one, that's why.

Your name and username. Where you’re from.

Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminum, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?

What do you call gym shoes?

What do you call your grandparents?

What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

Choose a book and read a passage from it.

Be a wizard or a vampire?

Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?

End audio post by saying any THREE words you want