Game Start!

And so begins the tale of Queen Sefra Moonblossom of Englan- daaaaah.... yeah, no... No this isn’t going to work. I cannot even stand this ugly ass dress thing. Seriously, not putting up with this frilly collar thing either... I mean, what the hell? And this background is so fucking dark and dreary looking. Who painted this shit? It’s depressing me. I need brighter colors than this... or, you know what, no, this is too much work, fuck coloring this shit, lets just go back to black and white and I won’t have to worry about it.

But seriously. Someone call the builders back in here, we’re remodeling this shit.

And somebody get me a nicer fucking dress!