THEN WHY ME HAVE HANDS?

So uh,  fleabeast inspired me to make my own sparkledog.

Turns out this is the sparkliest I can get.

So yeah, this is Shrapnel. He's a failed attempt at a genetically modified weapon (like all good sparkledogs) and is an amphibious canid thing.

SHRAPNEL FAXS:

° That thing on his head that looks like a horn is actually another tentacle and he's got another on the other side of his head.

° He's got hand/hoof things. He can use these to grab things like sippy cups and cheetos.

° He's got 11 eyes. (Four on each shoulder and three on his head). However, he can only see out of the ones on his head, as the others act like infrared sensors.

° His tusks make it hard for him to eat properly.

° Shrapnel has the mentality of a toddler (Albiet a fully potty trained one) and tends to enjoy things like silly games, toys, children's shows and picture books. His favourite thing ever is Sesame Street and he gets really sad if he misses an episode.

° HE IS POTTY TRAINED. DON'T GO STICKING DIAPERS ON HIM OR HE'LL POUT.

° He basically lives in the lab with his caretakers, Poe the Rabbit, and Volatile and Rexington the Cruxes. They treat him as their collectively adopted son/baby brother respectively.

° His grasp on the english language is... very poor. Rather than using "I" he will say "ME SHRAPNEL" and he just calls people "YOU [insert name here]". Words over 5 syllables make him dizzy from the effort it takes for him to pronounce them.

° He gets confused by his hands a lot.

That is all.