i know that goofball! :D

Did you see him on the night in question? He's wanted for a string of prostitute scandals, he is! O:

I can see him hosting a new show on TLC: "Pimp My Cat"

LOL!

Bro, you need a diamond collar with "STUD" on it, and claw-rings. B)

Sh'sthress favours silver jewellery. She usually has a collar with an "R" in filigree work, and always has her silver clit-ring. She may have her claws painted, though, like fingernails...

Filigree. <3

Why am I now picturing those nipple covers, beautifully silvered? O_o

Ooo! Nipple cups, I never thought of those! With a fine chain between them. Of course, they'd be quite refined and elegant, and just *barely* covering her nipples... Also, a silver-mounted diamond stud in her belly button. (we will briskly ignore the question of why a reptile would have breasts or a belly button... or a clitoris, too)

Better and better... I'm getting a picture of her in a sort of harem dancer outfit, with minimal fabric. Oooo... I want a picture of that soooo badly now...

OoOOoOoOOoOOoOooo.

As long as I can be the Sultan. B) <3

WHY is his 'ossim' face so damn awesome? :/

look at you... you sharped dressed man

Cool ^_^

Don't worry. I'm sure she'll give you the job. She's got a weakness for fire-eyed felines. Now get in there and work your charm!

(I dunno why, but this image makes me conjure up a scenario in my head of you being nervous before going in for a job interview, so I just went with it...)