This is my brodacious Homestuck OC:

Name: ???
~Secret Lost Heir to the Del Trollco Empire~
Blood color: hot sauce
Strife specibus: friedkind (he keeps jamming greasy food down your craw until you've lost your will to fight)
Godtier outfit: a fuckton of filthy taco wrappers taped together

<> Filiberto’s
<3 Denny’s
<3< Taco Bell

Other trolls in my fantastic au DO NOT STEAL:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7833947/

Instead of Jack Noir, they must do battle with the Burrito Grim Reaper, a formidable force that gets restaurants shut down by pointing out their flagrant violations of health codes. CAN THEY SUCCEED???