
This posting is not following my current story/ dream arc in my Equestria dreamscape. Instead it is the result of one of my watchers making a comment a few weeks back. When I posted the sketches related to Petina's magic lessons http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7694963/
Uchihaninja commented that suddenly they imagined her in a Catholic Schoolgirls uniform.
Now since Petina is product of my subconscious, and knows it, she sees nothing wrong with figuratively sitting on my shoulder and reading my posts and all the comments I receive from you folks. When she saw that comment she started giggling and rubbing her hands/ hooves together. Her only comment was. "I'll get right on it." Well here is the final result.
Now just like when she went to AJ to help with the Zap Apples harvest http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7282029/ the ponies of Ponyville were not quite certain what to make of Petina's little outfit. Especially since clothing is very optional thing under most circumstances. They knew Petina was wearing a uniform of some type, but were very unsure about what it represented. Twilight, who now has had a fair bit exposure to Petina immediately had her suspicions.

Now since Petina is product of my subconscious, and knows it, she sees nothing wrong with figuratively sitting on my shoulder and reading my posts and all the comments I receive from you folks. When she saw that comment she started giggling and rubbing her hands/ hooves together. Her only comment was. "I'll get right on it." Well here is the final result.
Now just like when she went to AJ to help with the Zap Apples harvest http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7282029/ the ponies of Ponyville were not quite certain what to make of Petina's little outfit. Especially since clothing is very optional thing under most circumstances. They knew Petina was wearing a uniform of some type, but were very unsure about what it represented. Twilight, who now has had a fair bit exposure to Petina immediately had her suspicions.
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Twilight has acquired wisdom.
The fact that Petina's "$" cutie mark is exposed serves to solidify the real intent of the outfit. Yeah, the pose (and look) in the middle. They bows may be pure Equestria (as well as conceal the complete lack of chest cleavage), but the rest -- don't wear that near the Everfree, Petina.
Button-on leggings instead of stockings? I suppose. Let me guess, she has patent leather hoof covers, polished to a mirror finish. (Wrong angle, silly filly, although the way you wear the rest it isn't needed.) She'd have added white cotton panties if she could have.
Scene:
Take off that outfit, Petina.
"Why of course, you naughty colt!"
The fact that Petina's "$" cutie mark is exposed serves to solidify the real intent of the outfit. Yeah, the pose (and look) in the middle. They bows may be pure Equestria (as well as conceal the complete lack of chest cleavage), but the rest -- don't wear that near the Everfree, Petina.
Button-on leggings instead of stockings? I suppose. Let me guess, she has patent leather hoof covers, polished to a mirror finish. (Wrong angle, silly filly, although the way you wear the rest it isn't needed.) She'd have added white cotton panties if she could have.
Scene:
Take off that outfit, Petina.
"Why of course, you naughty colt!"
Twilight has acquired wisdom.
Yes and has further perfected her world weary sigh. But Celestia was correct when assumed that Twilight's letter to her would started including "new" topics, and subject material.
The fact that Petina's "$" cutie mark is exposed serves to solidify the real intent of the outfit. Yeah, the pose (and look) in the middle. They bows may be pure Equestria (as well as conceal the complete lack of chest cleavage), but the rest -- don't wear that near the Everfree, Petina.
"Why hello Mr. Timber Wolf. Why yes, I am going to Zecora's hut in the forest. What is that? You know a shortcut to it. Hee, hee sure that sounds like fun."
Button-on leggings instead of stockings? I suppose. Let me guess, she has patent leather hoof covers, polished to a mirror finish. (Wrong angle, silly filly, although the way you wear the rest it isn't needed.) She'd have added white cotton panties if she could have.
Yeah she thought spats would be different, and yes she is wearing patent leather hoof cover.
Yes and has further perfected her world weary sigh. But Celestia was correct when assumed that Twilight's letter to her would started including "new" topics, and subject material.
The fact that Petina's "$" cutie mark is exposed serves to solidify the real intent of the outfit. Yeah, the pose (and look) in the middle. They bows may be pure Equestria (as well as conceal the complete lack of chest cleavage), but the rest -- don't wear that near the Everfree, Petina.
"Why hello Mr. Timber Wolf. Why yes, I am going to Zecora's hut in the forest. What is that? You know a shortcut to it. Hee, hee sure that sounds like fun."
Button-on leggings instead of stockings? I suppose. Let me guess, she has patent leather hoof covers, polished to a mirror finish. (Wrong angle, silly filly, although the way you wear the rest it isn't needed.) She'd have added white cotton panties if she could have.
Yeah she thought spats would be different, and yes she is wearing patent leather hoof cover.
"Why hello Mr. Timber Wolf. Why yes, I am going to Zecora's hut in the forest. What is hta? You know a shortcut to it. Hee, hee sure that sounds like fun."
(You need a red hood for that scenario, Petina. Don't mix your sources.)
No, I was more worried about some tentacle-bearing beast being overcome with other-worldly compulsions. Come to think of it, one of the lakes in the area has a rather large squid in its depths...
(You need a red hood for that scenario, Petina. Don't mix your sources.)
No, I was more worried about some tentacle-bearing beast being overcome with other-worldly compulsions. Come to think of it, one of the lakes in the area has a rather large squid in its depths...
"Why hello Mr. Timber Wolf. Why yes, I am going to Zecora's hut in the forest. What is hta? You know a shortcut to it. Hee, hee sure that sounds like fun."
(You need a red hood for that scenario, Petina. Don't mix your sources.)
No,no McClaw. Think of it as a crossover story.
No, I was more worried about some tentacle-bearing beast being overcome with other-worldly compulsions. Come to think of it, one of the lakes in the area has a rather large squid in its depths...
Well now you've really gotten Petina rubbing her hooves together....Just great. I'll be hearing about that tonight no doubt!
(You need a red hood for that scenario, Petina. Don't mix your sources.)
No,no McClaw. Think of it as a crossover story.
No, I was more worried about some tentacle-bearing beast being overcome with other-worldly compulsions. Come to think of it, one of the lakes in the area has a rather large squid in its depths...
Well now you've really gotten Petina rubbing her hooves together....Just great. I'll be hearing about that tonight no doubt!
No, I was more worried about some tentacle-bearing beast being overcome with other-worldly compulsions. Come to think of it, one of the lakes in the area has a rather large squid in its depths...
Well now you've really gotten Petina rubbing her hooves together....Just great. I'll be hearing about that tonight no doubt!
And then you'll have to deal with poor Fluttershy after she spends a day calming Mister Giant Squid down. "Oh, forgive me Petina, but could you, um, please not do again whatever it is you did to Mister Archy Toothis? He was holding me and sobbing for hours, and all he kept saying was, 'And she kept demanding more!'"
Well now you've really gotten Petina rubbing her hooves together....Just great. I'll be hearing about that tonight no doubt!
And then you'll have to deal with poor Fluttershy after she spends a day calming Mister Giant Squid down. "Oh, forgive me Petina, but could you, um, please not do again whatever it is you did to Mister Archy Toothis? He was holding me and sobbing for hours, and all he kept saying was, 'And she kept demanding more!'"
Oh...My...God!!! Indeed it seems I must in fact be carefull what I say around Petina. But, you know, I can't seem to regret this. Petina looks incredible in this Baron. In the first one she could pass as an innocent schoolfilly. In the second, it becomes quite apparent that she has a flank that just won't stop. Thank you both (Petina especially) for this. And on a completely unrelated note, "Miss Petina, I would like to see you after class for an "in depth" discussion about your wardrobe," I say, as this unremarkable tan earth pony with a dirty blonde mane and an even dirtyer mind smacks the underside of my hoof with a ruler held in the other.
Poor Twilight! I'm beginning to wonder if, given the choice between bringing you and Carol and Petina to Canterlot to meet her friends and family and having to go through the almost-wedding of Shining Armor and Chrysalis all over again, she wouldn't give a whoop of joy upon seeing that it's merely the Changeling Queen again.
Well in my dreamscape the wedding hasn't happened yet. In fact to give you an idea of where my dreamscape fits into the grand scheme of the show timeline. Discord is a recent event since we went to Manehattan just before the whole thing with Captain Firewing, and had our vacation there cut short by old scaly throwing everything into chaos. We got one day in the city before we had to come back. The only thing we got to see as far as landmarks was Pony Island.
Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I learned that while it is important to never assume the worst about anypony, this lesson does not apply to Petina. In fact, perennial suspicion is always warranted when it comes to her.
Your Faithful Student,
Twilight Sparkle
PS: Sun and skies, Celestia, HELP ME!!! I don't know how much more of her I can take!
Today I learned that while it is important to never assume the worst about anypony, this lesson does not apply to Petina. In fact, perennial suspicion is always warranted when it comes to her.
Your Faithful Student,
Twilight Sparkle
PS: Sun and skies, Celestia, HELP ME!!! I don't know how much more of her I can take!
How about spider. Petina likes some snakes http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1022141/ , and she is a mouse in her other job.
Petina blinks her eyes and puts a hoof on her chest and looks shocked. "Who me!" "I have no idea what your idea what you're talking about." Then goes off and hastily writes her own letter to Celestia.
Dear Princess Celestia,
I must say that while Twilight is probably the most magically talented unicorn I have ever met in my short time in Equestria, she also afflicted by a sometimes overly active imagination that sometimes engages in destructive and counterproductive flights of fancy. This causes her on occasion to make mountains out of molehills. I feel that this may be result of pent feelings, emotions, and profound lack social interaction with other ponies on personal and intimate level. If there is anything I can do to assist in this matter do not hesitate to write me.
Sincerely,
Petina DePony
PS. She did look good in that little black thing she wore to break into the archive. Don't you think?
Dear Princess Celestia,
I must say that while Twilight is probably the most magically talented unicorn I have ever met in my short time in Equestria, she also afflicted by a sometimes overly active imagination that sometimes engages in destructive and counterproductive flights of fancy. This causes her on occasion to make mountains out of molehills. I feel that this may be result of pent feelings, emotions, and profound lack social interaction with other ponies on personal and intimate level. If there is anything I can do to assist in this matter do not hesitate to write me.
Sincerely,
Petina DePony
PS. She did look good in that little black thing she wore to break into the archive. Don't you think?
My dearest Twilight Sparkle,
What has Petina been doing that has aroused your suspicion so? The other reports I have recieved have not a hint of anything too untoward in them. She does come across as quite the eccentric, but we should not be alarmed by this given where she comes from. Perhaps if you were to approach her with the offer to learn from her, much as she is learning from you, then you may find that she is not as frightening as you first thought. Did you not find Zecora to be a valued friend in the end? The chance to explore entirely new ideas and outlooks must be as fascinating to you as it is to me.
Besides, if you do find anything truly dangerous in her I am but a letter away.
Your Loving Mentor,
Princess Celestia
What has Petina been doing that has aroused your suspicion so? The other reports I have recieved have not a hint of anything too untoward in them. She does come across as quite the eccentric, but we should not be alarmed by this given where she comes from. Perhaps if you were to approach her with the offer to learn from her, much as she is learning from you, then you may find that she is not as frightening as you first thought. Did you not find Zecora to be a valued friend in the end? The chance to explore entirely new ideas and outlooks must be as fascinating to you as it is to me.
Besides, if you do find anything truly dangerous in her I am but a letter away.
Your Loving Mentor,
Princess Celestia
"commented that suddenly they imagined her in a Catholic Schoolgirls uniform. "
... Good lord, now I'm picturing nun ponies. And I'm not quite sure I *don't* want Petina to get hold of that idea!
Probably for the best such is out of the question, though. =) That would be one heck of a theological question about Equestria. Is there a theological need for ecclesiastic monasts in a religion when you can go and ask your goddess what the deal is?
... Good lord, now I'm picturing nun ponies. And I'm not quite sure I *don't* want Petina to get hold of that idea!
Probably for the best such is out of the question, though. =) That would be one heck of a theological question about Equestria. Is there a theological need for ecclesiastic monasts in a religion when you can go and ask your goddess what the deal is?
Good lord, now I'm picturing nun ponies. And I'm not quite sure I *don't* want Petina to get hold of that idea!
Hee, hee. Well I'll tell you that she already has a nun outfit for her mouse form. In fact one time during an Andur dream I fell asleep and had another dream where
Tom_Clowder and I were OSS agents operating undercover in France during the German Occupation. Tom and I needed to make contact with the local resistance cell leaders. That ended up being Petina and Jackie who were working under the cover of being a couple church mouse nuns.
When I expressed my doubts to Petina about her and Jackie's aliases her only comment was that my subconscious was responsible for casting so if I had any problems take it up with it. Then she got a sly smile and told that made the cover made some sense though. After all Jackie and her were heavenly in bed.
Hee, hee. Well I'll tell you that she already has a nun outfit for her mouse form. In fact one time during an Andur dream I fell asleep and had another dream where

When I expressed my doubts to Petina about her and Jackie's aliases her only comment was that my subconscious was responsible for casting so if I had any problems take it up with it. Then she got a sly smile and told that made the cover made some sense though. After all Jackie and her were heavenly in bed.
I would say that i could see the letters that twilight would right but looking at previous comments I can see that's already been taken care of. Though with the level of suspicion that Twilight gives Petina, it makes me wonder just what else She's done to rouse Twilights suspicions that high. You've only shown a few but there has to be more to it just going based on Twilight's reaction.
Yeah... totally nothing suspicious about an outfit that leaves only her rump bare.
"Now since Petina is product of my subconscious, and knows it, she sees nothing wrong with figuratively sitting on my shoulder and reading my posts and all the comments I receive from you folks." What a valuable piece of information! I wonder what use I can make of it?
"Now since Petina is product of my subconscious, and knows it, she sees nothing wrong with figuratively sitting on my shoulder and reading my posts and all the comments I receive from you folks." What a valuable piece of information! I wonder what use I can make of it?
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