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Last Updated: Apr. 24, 2012
Artwork © bobert
Hello, employees! This is your new CEO speaking. I have several important business items to discuss before we start the day.
Item number 1: Effective immediately, my title is no longer 'Chief Executive Officer.' I am to be addressed as "Chief Awesomeness Officer," "Chief Goddess Officer," "Chief Uncontrollable Growth Officer," "Chief Sexiness Incarnate Officer," and/or "Her Supreme Overarching Overwhelming Oversized Overpowered Overawesome Okamitsune, Totally the Best Goddess Ever." In addition, all employees addressing me are to add a minimum of three additional complimentary adjectives to whichever title they decide to use.
Item number 2: Effective immediately, all positions are being changed to maximize productivity. All employees whose Employee IDs end in 1 or 2 are now "CAO/CGO/CUGO/etc. Attendants." Employees whose IDs end in 3 or 4 are now "Praise and/or Worship Applicators." All other employees are now "Paw Attendants."
Item number 3: Hey, Paw Attendants? I am totally up here waiting for you guys. Seriously, chop chop. I want you all in my office at my toes pronto!
Item number 4: Effective three weeks ago, all salaries have retroactively been increased by approximately 322%, rounded up to the nearest $16.
Item number 5: This one isn't actually a business item; I just drew some really awesome cyborg dinosaurs fighting against giant space lizards with mohawks. Just thought you might all wanna know.
Item number 6: Effective immediately, everyone has the rest of the week off. Except the Paw Attendants, obviously.
- Okamitsune "Sunny" Æsir
I managed to grab this sketch from
bobert's birthday stream, before the slots started filling up. Everyone's favorite Wolfox has decided to try her hand at being the big boss' boss' boss, and has had some very interesting ideas for improving employee morale. So far they seem to be pretty successful. I've heard they're hiring due to massive growth in management, so you may want to submit an application or two!
Æsir Family:
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ENJOY!
Artwork © bobert
Hello, employees! This is your new CEO speaking. I have several important business items to discuss before we start the day.
Item number 1: Effective immediately, my title is no longer 'Chief Executive Officer.' I am to be addressed as "Chief Awesomeness Officer," "Chief Goddess Officer," "Chief Uncontrollable Growth Officer," "Chief Sexiness Incarnate Officer," and/or "Her Supreme Overarching Overwhelming Oversized Overpowered Overawesome Okamitsune, Totally the Best Goddess Ever." In addition, all employees addressing me are to add a minimum of three additional complimentary adjectives to whichever title they decide to use.
Item number 2: Effective immediately, all positions are being changed to maximize productivity. All employees whose Employee IDs end in 1 or 2 are now "CAO/CGO/CUGO/etc. Attendants." Employees whose IDs end in 3 or 4 are now "Praise and/or Worship Applicators." All other employees are now "Paw Attendants."
Item number 3: Hey, Paw Attendants? I am totally up here waiting for you guys. Seriously, chop chop. I want you all in my office at my toes pronto!
Item number 4: Effective three weeks ago, all salaries have retroactively been increased by approximately 322%, rounded up to the nearest $16.
Item number 5: This one isn't actually a business item; I just drew some really awesome cyborg dinosaurs fighting against giant space lizards with mohawks. Just thought you might all wanna know.
Item number 6: Effective immediately, everyone has the rest of the week off. Except the Paw Attendants, obviously.
- Okamitsune "Sunny" Æsir
I managed to grab this sketch from
bobert's birthday stream, before the slots started filling up. Everyone's favorite Wolfox has decided to try her hand at being the big boss' boss' boss, and has had some very interesting ideas for improving employee morale. So far they seem to be pretty successful. I've heard they're hiring due to massive growth in management, so you may want to submit an application or two!Æsir Family:
<<< PREV | FIRST | NEXT >>>
Content warnings:
Female hyper
ENJOY!
Category All / Hyper
Species Canine (Other)
Size 937 x 1171px
File Size 481 kB
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