Prophoria is not a team player.
Prophoria does not share.
Prophoria cares not for your rules.
And she's too damned big for you to do a thing about it. :3
WHY are there not t-shirts in existence with entelodonts on them?!

Bones, seeing where entelodont-wear was not, said, "this shall not stand". And thus, my birthday t-shirt became... a thing.

If there's enough interest, we'll do a limited run of these t-shirts (although let's face it, I'm probably the only human on the planet who wants to wear a curmudgeonly entelodont across her chest), which would be somewhere between $20 and $25 bucks each.

Prophoria, the beastie & the illustration belong to Homemade Horrors... and you probably dodged a bullet there, trust me.