Mikey's having a fit. Chester, the only friend from his childhood that still talks to him, is coming over to visit. He hasn't seen him since he left home, and he wants everything to be perfect - much to Jacob's dismay.

Chester wants everything to be great too. Michael seemed to be really distraught over the last few phone calls. He's starting to wonder if he's in the right place.

Author's notes: Yeah, it's a bit of a weird story. It's a set up for something bigger. Also, I've decided that Chester is going to be based off of a couple of the actual GOOD preachers, reverends, and pastors that I know - not the assholes that condemn everything and anything that doesn't tickle their dicks properly.