This is a result of shenanigans via FA's shouts:

Falconpunch:
Open for commissions, already, take my money, damnit. XD
Anyways, how are you? Did you eat any mice recently?

Maitre_Joker:
At the moment I am not open for commissions BUT I swear, when I am open again you´ll be the first one who get a message!
Oh and yes.
And yes, for breakfast with eggs they are really fine.

Falconpunch:
*gives you Ben & Jerry ice cream-- mice flavor*

Maitre_Joker:
Just fascinating, what you Americans can buy! Is there also ice cream with fruit and mice flavour? With caramel topping and crunchy almonds?

Falconpunch:
No, but I can make it. :3 I can make anything, but art. :(

Maitre_Joker:
Okay then serve me such an ice cream. And do your jesus-thing on that cup of water here, too.

Falconpunch:
Sure! Also, do you want wine? If so, then what type-- mead, white, red, sweet, dry? Or, would you like something like bat's blood or milk from a flea?

Maitre_Joker:
*posts this picture on FA*

Falconpunch:
AHAHAHAHAHA! XD
Daddamnit, I love you so much. I can't stop laughing. May I repost this? I'm still commissioning you.

Art:  maitre_joker