"I'm a chicken hawk! And I'm gonna eat a Chicken!"

"Lookit here son, I say son, did ya see that hawk after those hens? He scared 'em! That Rhode Island Red turned white. Then blue. Rhode Island. Red, white, and blue. That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is."

XD hahaha, that's exactly what I was just thinking. lol

THanks.. i spewwed coke all over my screen after reading this Was laughing soo hard i was in stitches

i want one!!!

Looking at tad annoyed at someone there.

Ran out of fried chicken. Never a good thing.

oh dears...