This one stars my dad instead of me for two reasons, one it happened to him ergo he should be the one who gets center stage, two it would be really out of character for ME to say what he said to the guy. Chalking my dad up as mildly crazy, he's a car guy and longs for a day cars don't run on gasoline at all and he was rubbed the wrong way really badly by the oilspill. he told me this story and i thought, while a bit mean and disrespectful it was also absolutely hilarious. Gotta love my dad's quick wit.

FYI My dad is a doberman Pincher in case you cant tell, it stemmed from him being of what i thought was german decent, (only to find out much later he was actually decdendant from ancestors in the czech republic, yay ancestry.com) but the species stuck. (it was that or alsatian and my dad isnt german-shepard-y at all)