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Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and Applejack perform their interpretation of Monty Python's Spam sketch.
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Fluttershy: "Look, matey, this phoenix wouldn't "voom" if you put four thousand volts through it. It's bleedin' demised."
Princess Celestia: "It's not, it's pining."
Fluttershy: "It's not pinin,' it's passed on! This phoenix is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late phoenix! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed her to the perch she would be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolical processes are of interest only to historians! It's hopped the twig! It's shuffled off this mortal coil! It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This.... is an ex-phoenix!
You continue to be brilliant, sir!
Princess Celestia: "It's not, it's pining."
Fluttershy: "It's not pinin,' it's passed on! This phoenix is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late phoenix! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed her to the perch she would be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolical processes are of interest only to historians! It's hopped the twig! It's shuffled off this mortal coil! It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This.... is an ex-phoenix!
You continue to be brilliant, sir!
Dear Sir,
Brighten thought this was a hilarious crossover.
Yours etc.,
Brig. Gen. N. F. Marwood (Mrs.) (deceased)
Thanks!
Brighten thought this was a hilarious crossover.Yours etc.,
Brig. Gen. N. F. Marwood (Mrs.) (deceased)
Thanks!
" We've decided to have the phoenix put down."
"Ooh, is it very old, then?"
"No - we just don't like it."
"How do they put phoenixes down?"
"Funny you should ask: I've been reading this great big book called How to Put Your Phoenix Down; and evidently you can either hit them with the book, or you can shoot them there, just above the beak."
"Mrs. Cake flushed hers down the loo."
Ooh, that's dangerous: 'cause they breed in the sewers, and eventually you get huge, evil-smellin' flocks of soiled phoenixes flyin' out of ponies' lavatories, infringin' their personal freedom."
7@=Q
"Ooh, is it very old, then?"
"No - we just don't like it."
"How do they put phoenixes down?"
"Funny you should ask: I've been reading this great big book called How to Put Your Phoenix Down; and evidently you can either hit them with the book, or you can shoot them there, just above the beak."
"Mrs. Cake flushed hers down the loo."
Ooh, that's dangerous: 'cause they breed in the sewers, and eventually you get huge, evil-smellin' flocks of soiled phoenixes flyin' out of ponies' lavatories, infringin' their personal freedom."
7@=Q
Sea pony's do not exist?
Here in the Netherlands they sell a seashell coach that is pulled by a dolphin and there are two sea pony's in the package as well.
The package has all the official trademarks and logo's printed on them.
Which makes me wonder if they will appear in season 3.
P.S. Image of the coach here: http://static.bartsmit.com/13031178.....00/0418289.jpg
Here in the Netherlands they sell a seashell coach that is pulled by a dolphin and there are two sea pony's in the package as well.
The package has all the official trademarks and logo's printed on them.
Which makes me wonder if they will appear in season 3.
P.S. Image of the coach here: http://static.bartsmit.com/13031178.....00/0418289.jpg
Well, sea ponies have apparently been a source of controversy in the fandom. Some people would like to see an episode about sea ponies, whereas others are like "No! No way! No sea ponies! I hate them and it would ruin the show!" So I was playing on that.
Personally, I wouldn't mind sea ponies on the show. I trust the Friendship Is Magic writers to do something clever with them.
Personally, I wouldn't mind sea ponies on the show. I trust the Friendship Is Magic writers to do something clever with them.
In the mlp universe defence, There is a book Hasbro released that has them travel under the sea to meet sea ponies. It wasn't made by G.M Berrow though, so in theory it is the closest offical work you could get to fanfiction in the reality charts. But I degress, it still happened and is a thing.
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