;~; Noooo!

DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK. >:V

>~< *Whimper!*

buht i wanted to eat it

That cake was for ALL of us!!!

but it was where i could get it you wanted me to have it (dog logic)

But I just yawned is all 0.0

YAWNING HAS BEEN DECLARED SINFUL BY THE POPE.

Ahhh ok...well glad I'm not catholic ahaha

Still am a naughty boy ;3 XD

But...But...DX

I though I was SUPPOSED to go inside the house!

Not with that thing in your mouth, you're not!!

D: It was a.....Uh...It was a banana. I swear!

That's an awfully fleshy banana you got thar... o.O

Allright, you caught me....But I promise, it was mine. There is no Timmy in the closet.

*hugs and plays with your chest hair*

oh what did i do good sir? *grins devilishly.*

If anything i couldn't help myself.

I told you HOW MANY TIMES now to stop touching Judi Dench?? You don't know where she's been!

*laughs* touche good sir.

*burps up your key ring but the keys not on it*

Don't think I won't make you sift through your poo, mister!

if u want them back go get them *giggles*

*Hands you some rubber gloves* NO, YOU. >:C

they in my tummy not like they going anywhere

BUT I THOUGHT I COULD DESTROY THAT BUILDING D:

Not THAT building!! They serve DOPE pancakes in there!

Go crush that one over there. It's blocking the view. :3

don't bug me, I was at the museum

Nice alibi, Danny Ocean. Too bad the museum closed three hours ago. >:I

sure, you think 4 hours trip is NICE

I didn't mean to! You know how I get if you lock me in a dark basement with fireworks and Richard Simons in it!

That was the whole point!

HOW DARE YOU ALLOW SIMMONS TO ESCAPE ALIVE!

*whimper*

http://myfacewhen.com/14/

I'm sorry*whimpers*I thought I could law that it didn't look expensive and all that fur I got on your black clothes makes them look better*sad kitty face*

*I though I could Claw*

Wait, wha... I was talking about you eating the last slice of cheescake. What's this about my clo...OH MY GOD!!! >:V

*Runs and hides under the bed*

it was just a cookie! :(

Don't care! You want to spoil the dinner I made for you?!

*Black smoke billows in from the kitchen* Now sit tight, your spaghetti is almost ready.

You made me supper? OMG *sits wagging tail howling*

But I wanna push the button.

Did Saturday morning cartoons teach you NOTHING?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT4YbO_1mvA

Whoopsie doodle o_O...

-hides-
He knows i took his cookies!!! /)~(\ -noms them all-

*Heimlich's them right the hell back out*

-bumble bees fly outta my mouth- ^~^

But I didn't do anything! D:

... YET. >:I

STOP ACCUSING ME! D8<

What did I do? DX

http://www.musicpicture.net/image/d.....truction-3.jpg

I did not blow up the city! you lie!

You really need to keep your crabs under control, if they're destroying your carpet to that degree and you can't just shampoo it out, I think it's about time you put them down by letting Paula Deen go down on you.

Woah woah woah woah waoh waoh WOAH. That's not a "scorched earth" policy, there. That's a "Scorched the fabric of reality and cracked the glass of the time-space continuum via sheer shrillness of shrieking" policy!

I'll take a flamethrower to my crotch, thankyouverymuch. Not only will it be less painful, it will also make it impossible for Dean to ever WANT to touch, seeing as how the fat got burned off.

:3 i cant take you seriously~

No problem. I'm not the one who doles out the discipline around here.

http://www.lalalingerie.com/images/.....dominatrix.jpg :3

:c

No it was just one little world that I eat

Next time, take one of those parallel worlds nobody will miss, like that one where Paris Hilton's movie career actually took off.

okay *walks of snuffling*

im sorry for masturbating master
...but im still going to do it

AT LEAST CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF!! Good lord, it's everywhere...

*takes shredded boxers out of mouth and goes to his crate* :<

I'm not mad.

I'm just disappointed. :I

MAAAAN, YOU NEVER LET ME DOMINATE WESTERN SOCIETY WITH AN IRON FIST >:C

Probably because the ONE TIME I let you do that, "FREDDY GOT FINGERED" HAPPENED!!

bioxz would you like some sausage?
bioxz would you like some sausage?

I am not sorry for raping those people on the lawn >:3

this is why we can't have nice things!

Those weren't people, those were garden gnomes!

Mr. Lumwinkle, NOOOOOOooooOOO!!

*whimpers with puppy eyes* I'm sorry I yiffed the cat...and the couch....and the chair...and your leg....and watched and downloaded furry porn on your computer....and fucked the striper I got last night and didn't share with you....and worst of all...ate the last ice cream bar

Look, I know it's all part of... wait... LAST ICE CREAM BAR?!

http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/.....an-outrage.jpg

I'm sorry. I'll be good from now on. Promise.

Oh, no you're not! As soon as my back is turned, you're going to do it again! >:(

j'ai rien fait de mal
*coup de journal*
n'ose pas dire le contraire

o.o Non, t'es parfait, t'es innocent, t'es beau, t'as une belle voix, tu scent comme des roses, et t'es souvent pas violent. ^^;

ur the bad one for not writeing storys u promised>.>

I... uh... I... NO TALKING BACK! *Rolled up newspaper to the face* >:c

*snaches news paper and wacks u over the head with it* get to work or ill put you in tub with thumb tacks again!

But but you said licking cocks is a cool and fun thing to do...

NOT WHEN MOTHER'S OVER FOR TEA!!

Afterwards... maybe. >.>

*whimpers, pouts and looks up at you BIG puppy dog eyes*

Is that a grocery bag?!

Yes it is, AND YOU STAY AWAY FROM IT.

These bacon bits are for EVERYONE.

BACON BITS! YOINK! *runs off with the bacon bits.*

No?... but but.. I just wanted to suck your dick...

THERE IS A TIME AND PLACE FOR DICKSUCKING!

And while Father Jackson and Mother Superior are over isn't one of them.

0_0;
err.... im sorry?

Well, you should be! Going out dressed up like that... what is this world coming to?!

NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

C'est pas se que tu disais la dernière fois

oh des détails S'il vous plait

La dernière fois, t'etais pas en train de trainer la boue partout! >:o

Je te l'avais dit de prendre notre douche ensemble, j'aurais pas sali

Nope, not guilty, clear conscience here

God may forgive you, but Bioxz REMEMBERS ALL YOUR SINS.

You just jealous you didn't think of the Whipped cream and honey first :p

Eek!!! * grand towel* Excuse me? Since when am i not allowed to have a shower? And get out!!!

Three things: First, you can have a shower, but it's in polite form to ask someone before using THEIRS! Second, it's in polite form to ask someone before using their shirt as a towel. Third, it's in polite for to bring snacks or SOMEthing when suddenly crashing at someone's place and using their shower!

First of all, it's IMPOLITE< not in polite. And secondly... yeah... um...... yeah.

yes i did! and so? :D

So PUNISHMENT: http://theurf.files.wordpress.com/2.....hair.gif?w=490

i though to something else ;D
but why not :D

0~0 but but i just wanted some cookies

Not before you eat your vegetables, wash the dishes, and spit-shine my convertible!

Fuck that *grabs cookies and runs away*

I guess this explains why I woke up chained to the bed for my bad behavior last night.

No, the chains were just because it was Thursday. ;P

But the carpet looks so much more interesting now!

KEEP YOUR POST-MODERN, IMPRESSIONIST CONCEPT PAINTINGS TO THE DESIGNATED CANVASES!

I'm sorry D: I didn't mean to do that bad thing! D:

Oh, bull. I saw the look on your face while you were doing it!

... And I heard you screaming "Oh, yeah! Suck it, bitch!!" while in the midst of it.

D: You have no proof! .... Besides, vacuuming is fun. D:

x D

this is an awesome picture!

*Stops being angry for two seconds* Well, thank you so kindly!

Yay!

*huggles*

your welcome!

I know I did, but do you? >:3

Not yet, but a short trip to Guantanamo should reveal the truth.

NUUUU D:

I DIDN'T MEAN TO FONDLE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP I SWEAR

Good god I didn't even realize I signed into my old account when I commented/read that and holy hell I did that to about 100+ more submissions *CRY*
ALSO
I did fondle you on purpose :D

Awww, that's such cute buffoonery, I CAN'T STAY MAD AT UUUUUUU.

I'm just going to sit here and pretend that you're scolding Kimahri for, I don't know, pissing on the rug or something.

You don't "scold" Kimahri unless you're wearing level 40+ Armour and have ten different escape plans.

You mean you aren't prepared by now? For shame. *tsk tsk* I would have thought that after all this time you would have had those escape plans ready.

Then again, who needs an escape plan . . .

You can't tell me what to do! You're not my real father! >:C

*runs to his room and slams the door*

That's what YOU think. Want me to show you the video?

Hey, don't give me that look. It was your MOTHER'S idea.

You can prove nothing! >:3

Don't make me break out the Phoenix Wright image macros.

ma-ma-mais c'est pas moi qui ai brisé ton frigo en le laissant ouvert tout la journée,je le jure!
*bouffe un sandwich*

Mon Frigo? MON SANDWICH?!

*Checke la dedans* MES JOE LOUIS?!?!

*RAGE*

oAo je...je vais t'expliquer!!!
*prend un joe louis*
J'POUVAIS PAS LE FERMÉE!!!;;>A<;;

W WhAT?= N N... NO! it was the dog! i Sware!!!

Dogs do not have opposable thumbs! And therefore, the dog could NOT have downloaded all that filth onto my computer!!! >:c

b but.... it was him who typed it on the computer and press enter, he is a sexual ofender!!! i tell you!!!

But I hump your leg because I love you so much! ;3;

If you really loved me, you wouldn't make it so that I had to send my pants off to the dry cleaners' every week! D:<

but you look good angry

But the stress will kill me young! D:

but all i did was tap your shoulder as i said hi

In a dark, shadowed hallway??! *Clutches chest* o__O

im sorry if my eyes glow bright red in the dark D:

But he told me to do a barrel roll :c

AND LOOK WHAT IT DID TO GOOGLE!!

((No, seriously. Try googling that and see what happens. xD ))

I'm sorry I ate all the catnip.

NOW what the hell am I supposed to smoke on Friday night?!

weed?

D: *bites your finger*

OW!!

SON OF A... !!!

D:

I'm Sorry! I will try my best not to poop on your floor!! xC

Riiiiiiiiiiight... just like that time you said you'd try your best not to set my "From Justin to Kelly" DVD on fire?? >:I

Well...I REGRET NOTHING

*Cocks shotgun* Funny that. Neither does my little friend, here.

*Shoots lasers from my eyes and melts it*

Now it does~

I don't know which is funnier--this pic itself and its vague implications, or the hordes of possible scenarios to explain it created by your watchers, and your responses to them. It is a Mystery of the Ages.

Great picture, bro, hilarious and awesome! Though one note: you seem to have forgotten to color his claw and nose. I know it's just a fun doodle, just thought you might like to know.

In other news...you know what bad thing I did, I know how much you like it, and I know that you know I'll be doing it again much, much more often.

They say few things can live up to the imagination of the viewer when you allow it to wander. If the ending of "Lost" is anything to go by, then I choose to believe "They." :P

Although regarding the claws and the nose, Bioxz's nose has always been white. An aesthetic choice that stems from me being lazy once way back when, and choosing to roll with it. :P (The claws, too, although I should have probably put some shading on those.)

And YES, yes, we all love that bad thing you do, we all love it when you entertain the troops with it on Friday nights, but could you at least wait until I put a tarp over the furniture before it all gets stained and discoloured??

Well said.

Gah, I can't believe I never noticed that! Though in my defense I don't think we've seen his claws very often, and I always thought the white nose was very pale pink.

Why should I? You'd get to have more of me and my musk that way...but then I guess not every one of your guests would want to be exposed to that. I suppose I could wait...but you'd better get that tarp out tout de suite then!

----> http://interweb.files.wordpress.com/2006/08/03.jpg >:C

YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ><

Bitch, we live in a post 9/11 world! I don't HAVE to prove any accusations!

Now, bend over. *Snaps on a dishwashing glove*

O.O

*holds up fingers with small gap between them* Not even just a little?

.......................

... Well, okay, just a TEENSY bit. But don't tell your mother.

*grabs the laundry basket throwing all the cloths on the floor in a pile, and runs to the stairs* WOOOO!!! *gets a running start and jumps in the basket falling out half way down the stairs*

Oh, goddang it, Debra is going to KILL ME. Why me? WHY ME?!

... oh yeah, and I guess I should get you some band-aids, too.

I'm sorrryyyy *Whimpers and cowers in the corner*

NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT'CHU DONE, BOY!

*Crawls into maih room and sit in teh corner* I just wanted the cookie...

Butt, you took too long!
*Huggles & Nuzzles on your shoulder*

And what, you HAD to do that to the curtains?!

*Grumbles, nuzzles, then grumbles some more*

Wat?! <_<

No that wasn't me, the curtains were already like that before I got here...

Missing your index claw again, I see.

Eh? It... seems to be right there, from what I can see. :S

So it is! How silly of me... So sorry.

*YELPS!* I swear, I didn't think the neighbors would see me!

Do you have any idea what just WORD of that going around does to property values?! D:

D: *Squirts you with my spray bottle* >.>

*HIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS*

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/u.....oh-you-dog.jpg xD

*Snnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!*

WHAT! But I did nothing wrong! *whisper to himself* How the hell did he found out what I did? Anyway in any case you got nothing!. You can't prove ANYTHING. *whisper to himself some more* I made sure there was no witnesses of that event.

Next time you finish off your witnesses... make sure you REALLY finish off your witnesses!!! *Reveals hook hand* D:<

Okay, forgiven. But only because I got into the cat's nip 'stash, and am feeling unusally mellow ATM. o.O

"Look, if they didn't want me to push the button, they wouldn't have made it stand out so much. What with it being so big, red and candy-like, with all that attention-grabbing hazard striping and that enticing protective glass cover. Who could resist that? Honestly, it would be a crime NOT to push it. If anything, the ones at blame should be the engineers who decided to hook it up to some sort of doomsday apparatus."

On a more serious note, this is beautiful. I have to go through this same routine several times a day. Hooray for pet ownership! XD

Admittedly, the people who manufactured this device SHOULD have had the foresight to employ the ol' "Two keys" system, so I suppose you aren't completely to blame for this... and that's what I WOULD be saying if the apocalyptic nuclear hellfire hadn't melted my lips off my face.

*Solidarity fist bump* Thanks! The things we put up with in exchange for some fuzzy, cute, organic decor around the house...

So true. Hooray for living furniture! :D

Awwr... but... but... but.... =9\n/9= I didn't mean to!

THE DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wor.....scared-you.jpg

lol
but why no i just want to give you a hug

I didn't do anything :o