With the combined forces of Earth's heroes and villains lain to waste by his ultra super kitsune vampire demon powers, a great pirate king threatens to enslave all suspiciously male and hot denizens of Large Generic Furry City as slaves on his harem planet! Only Doctor Gill and his unlikely ally and nemesis, Captain Chaste (an abstinence only school lecturer who gained wonderous powers upon donning a magical purity ring) stand in his way! Can Doctor Gill withstand the might of... The Marquis?~

This two parter is the result of a whole lot of sleep dep on my part and is suitably retarded. Enjoy!