At least until they're incinerated by some homicidal mute maniac

Not as bad as a homicidal master computer that vaporizes them any time it wants! D:

That's . . . a new one . . .

I definitely need to commission you sometime hehe

hehehe cute pic and very cool very well done

Good lord this is how they are made?! Then they make us incinerate them those bastards

Yes!

now those are companion cubes!!

Wait a minute...:p

Heheh. It's a trend lol~

Guess I should be known for such things now. :p

Where do I sign up for this? >.>;

Now you might be asking yourself, "Cave, just how difficult are these tests?", "What was in that phonebook of a contract I signed?", "Am I in danger?". Let me answer those questions with a question: who wants to make $60? Cash. You can also feel free to relax for up to 20 minutes in the wating room, which is a damn sight more comfortable than the park benches most of you were sleeping on when we found you. For many of you, I realized $60 is an unprecedented windfall, so don't go spending it all on, I don't know - Caroline, what do these people buy? Tattered hats? Beard dirt?

"You can also feel free to relax for up to 20 minutes in the waiting room, which is a damn sight more comfortable than the park benches most of you were sleeping on when we found you."

"...and as an added bonus, once the test is over you'll be free to relax in Aperture Laboratories' facilities as long as you like."

<3

"There's a bonus $60 if you do an extra test; you could walk outta here with $120 weighing down your bindle; all we're gonna do is cut you open, put some science stuff in you and put you together again, good as new"

"Cave Johnson here! The boys down at the lab have inserted a tiny microchip in your brain so you can now read this comment in my voice."

Nice work as always, Redflare. I've tried doing this TF before, but it went over like a lead balloon.

There are just loads of close minded and rather stupid people out there, sadly

I loved your TF though! I hope mine was as good as yours

Thank you. I think yours works better though, as yours is cuter.

I don't mind that people didn't like mine - different strokes for different folks and all that - but the reaction was unexpected. I think I must have broken the Masquerade somehow to get the attention of folks who don't follow the unwritten "I don't diss your kinks, you don't diss mine" rule.

*signs up*

Oh dear, don't those cubes take a lot of abuse? I mean they have to deflect lazers, energy balls, get stepped on... *goes on and on*

In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.

So cool! I can almost imagine sound effects for this transformation.

That is very much the right part of the lab. I'd stumble in there as well

That's quite a fix. Ah, well, when life gives you lemons...

what the what

If you love the Companion Cube, then you need to watch "Game Theory: Portal's Companion Cube has a Dark Secret"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5w6ieaTxGA