I was uh... Talking to Coal1o1 through Steam, and noticed his username (Coal-kun). It made me imagine him as an anime character, and for some reason, as my younger brother. Then I added Kyeraor (Dan) to the mix and bam, this is what I pictured in my head.

So now Coal is my perverted little brother and Dan is my lover.

See, this is what happens to me at night, I can't control my imagination.