Oh~

What is the malt 'n' liquer?
What gets you drunker, quicker?
What comes in bottles or cans?
BEER!!

Can't get enough of it.
BEER!
How I really love it.
BEER!
Makes me think I'm a man!

BEER!
I can kiss and hug it.
BEER!
But I'd rather chug it!
BEER!
Got my belly out to here!

BEER!
I can not refuse a
BEER!
I could really use a
BEER BEER BEEER!

[Repeat "BEER." 8 times] xD

I can't remember how much I have had.
I shared a 12 pack... with my dad.
Thaaaats my son, the drunken-manly-stud.
I'm proud to be his buuud
Here, have some pretzels.
Nooo, I'll call it quits.
Those things give me the 'schlitz'

Drink with your family,
Drink it with your friends!
Drink 'til your fat stomach distends
Beeeer is liquid bread, it's good for you.
We like to drink 'til we spew!
EWWW!~

Who cares if we get flat?

I'll drink to that!

As we sing once more:

What is the malt 'n' liquer?
What gets you drunker, quicker?
What comes in bottles or cans?
BEER!!

Can't get enough of it.
BEER!
How I really love it.
BEER!
Makes me think I'm a man!

BEER!
I can kiss and hug it.
BEER!
But I'd rather chug it!
BEER!
Got my belly out to here!

BEER!
Golly, I adore it!
BEER!
C'mon, damnit, pour it!!
Do it for me, brew it for me, feed it to me, speed it to me--
The most wonderful drink in the world, HORRAY!!
-belch-

Love that song. =]

The beer song, © Weird Al Yankovic
Maxwell Darkpaw (male in the middle) ©  ninjahusky
Cristo De' © Chris Mwar
and the female at the bottom left © another friend of mine