//Note from Artist added years later: This is an old work using language I no longer think is super great. I was younger and ignorant.//
So, one of the five billion Pokemon movies was playing on Cartoon Network the other day, and I remembered how crazily I loved Jessie and James back in the day. Well, I still do-- and here they are to tell you why!
I was thinking of including a panel of Jessie and James making out. Just to see if it would piss anyone off. The Rocketshippers vs. NO JAMES IS GAY wars were such serious bidness years ago. Frankly, I dabbled in both. I wrote sappy romance fic AND enjoyed art of James getting his brains banged out via buttsex. Hell, the first yaoi fic I'd ever stumbled upon was James getting it hard from Malachite from Sailor Moon AND THAT WAS SOME GOOD SHIT. :|
Erm. Yeah. Now you know too much about me.
So, one of the five billion Pokemon movies was playing on Cartoon Network the other day, and I remembered how crazily I loved Jessie and James back in the day. Well, I still do-- and here they are to tell you why!
I was thinking of including a panel of Jessie and James making out. Just to see if it would piss anyone off. The Rocketshippers vs. NO JAMES IS GAY wars were such serious bidness years ago. Frankly, I dabbled in both. I wrote sappy romance fic AND enjoyed art of James getting his brains banged out via buttsex. Hell, the first yaoi fic I'd ever stumbled upon was James getting it hard from Malachite from Sailor Moon AND THAT WAS SOME GOOD SHIT. :|
Erm. Yeah. Now you know too much about me.
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He's my favorite gay guy of all time.
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Yes. 'cause see, I can't edit what I posted, which was non-working pseudo-HTML.
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The Japanese version isn't much better:
'If anyone asks us this or that,
The answer we'll give is society's sympathy.
For the sake of preventing world destruction,
For the sake of protecting world peace,
To penetrate the evils of love and truth,
The lovely and charming villains,
Musashi!
Kojiro!
Wagering the galaxy, we're the Rocket Gang couple.
A white hall...we're waiting for a white tomorrow!
That's right...!'
'If anyone asks us this or that,
The answer we'll give is society's sympathy.
For the sake of preventing world destruction,
For the sake of protecting world peace,
To penetrate the evils of love and truth,
The lovely and charming villains,
Musashi!
Kojiro!
Wagering the galaxy, we're the Rocket Gang couple.
A white hall...we're waiting for a white tomorrow!
That's right...!'
See: Megaton Punch
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.p.....n/MegatonPunch
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.p.....n/MegatonPunch
Hot. And it's my theory that James is totally gay beyond fucking words...but for the exception that he utterly enjoys, or perhaps can't help for his love of having her as a constant companion, being taken by Jessie. I mean seriously, how manly is she NOT, beauty aside?
It just seems right.
It just seems right.
Old image is old! But still funny.
Also, I heard an idea once basically suggesting that James is dicksexual (because making up terms is win), and Jessie is an artist with a strap-on.
I figure the best answer is that he's bi, but then I didn't follow the show/books very well myself~
Also, I heard an idea once basically suggesting that James is dicksexual (because making up terms is win), and Jessie is an artist with a strap-on.
I figure the best answer is that he's bi, but then I didn't follow the show/books very well myself~
So tell me, what do you call someone who travels the world and tries to bum shelter and food from different places in return for consistant amusement?
Either a circus animal trainer or a bum...which is what EVERYTHING in pokemon is. I mean, seriously? Parents send their kids out armed with nothing but a change of clothes and a dangerous critter that will barely follow their orders or turn against them, and hope they can make something of themselves by mastering how to train the littler buggers....
And bear in mind, there's not a very big job market ANYWHERE decent if all you can put on your application is: Skills relevant to the position: Training and mastering of pokemonz in battles!
D: NOT useful for engineering.
Either a circus animal trainer or a bum...which is what EVERYTHING in pokemon is. I mean, seriously? Parents send their kids out armed with nothing but a change of clothes and a dangerous critter that will barely follow their orders or turn against them, and hope they can make something of themselves by mastering how to train the littler buggers....
And bear in mind, there's not a very big job market ANYWHERE decent if all you can put on your application is: Skills relevant to the position: Training and mastering of pokemonz in battles!
D: NOT useful for engineering.
I thought they were cool and fun when they first made an appearance in season 1. They had a background history for Jessie and James and it was great seeing them get more involved in the storyline, it made them seem like they had a true purpose for being together and you felt sympathy for the "bad guys" because their upbringing had them long for love, friendship, and showing everyone that they could succeed. I felt that hopefully one day they would succeed and it'd be a really touching moment. But when the 2ed generation came out and they were still the same Jessie and James making very brief appearances for battles, their purpose seemed to only be a way to fit in a tiny battle into a battleless episode plot. Then, the third generation of PKMN came out and the PKMN company still treated TR the same way and decided not to change anything except for giving them new pokemon. I mean, they were STILL trying to get Pikachu when there is a ton of even better and more awesome pokemon out there, that's when Team Rocket stopped making sense to me. Pikachu wasn't even EVOLVED, so whats the big deal? Even though it should be like level 70, I doubt that would even phase Giovanni anymore, he probably has level 100s by now. At this point, after like 11 years, the Pokemon company needs to give TR a more valid excuse to be there. They did say in one movie that they just liked trailing after him and that they needed an excuse and catching Pikachu was it.
But still, for me, it makes it boring to watch them go through their same routine over and over again and KNOW they don't really want to catch Pikachu, they just want to hang out with Ash and battle him... because Ash leads them to various exciting places, and Ash is used to having them nearby, like having an annoying brother and sister follow you around. I think Ash knows it's them whenever they wear a disguise, if he didn't act shocked, they'd probably walk away in defeat and lose all self-confidence in their plans, and become a very sad TR. Besides, TR makes Ash look more professional anyway, always having a trained defeatable enemy on standby makes him look like a true hero to onlookers who praise his nobility and inflates that gigantic ego of his. In any case, I see the point to them still being around, but I don't see them really having the purpose they deserve. After 11 years, they should be completely developed characters, show a ton of backstory, and give them more of a "life" (besides triailing after Ash). I think they should get their own show, that way they can get away from the twerp and do their own thing..
I was having the weirdest fucking dream last night, and somehow, James ended up in it. I haven't seen anything to do with that show in so many years, but there he was, with his flamboyant gayness and that "eeehehehe" laugh. o_o
Meowth's expression wins. And it looks like he's touching both of their asses. O:
Meowth's expression wins. And it looks like he's touching both of their asses. O:
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