Grape Nuts are the worst thing to ever happen to cereal. Bar none. I can stomach mini-wheats, I can stomach corn flakes, but Grape Nuts will never reside in my kitchen ever again. There are no grapes, and they don't even qualify as nuts. It is gravel. Horrible horrible gravel cereal. It is a more cruel form of torture than waterboarding.

That is the most awesomest bum cop ever. So awesomest that it defies the convention of good grammar.

"It's a giant horse's ass! You're watching Fox. Give us 20 minutes, and we'll give you an ass."

The only wrestlers I remember from Pro Wrestling are Starman (my favorite) and Piranha.

OK, I have to ask...I know what vore is, but how does a vore party work at a fur con? I'm sure I probably don't want to know the answer, but I'm asking anyways.

Wow. "It would have been better if I had opened for Kage." Just...wow.

And Black Knight 2000 is the best pinball game ever. Just saying.

Is it me or does that read : DiSABLED HOMELESS.NET ???????????

Kinda looks like it, doesn't it? That would be the weirdest thing...to not have a home, but to have a personal domain name. It has all of his profile information, his friends lists, likes and dislikes...

try your grape nuts with lots of brown sugar and hot milk, when it becomes warm milk, the cerial will be soft and mapley sweet

They should put that bit of information on the box! "In order to eat this cereal, steps must be taken. This is absolutely imperitive."

Alkali saw Slenderman and lived?!!?