They'd be so cute... if only they didn't poop so much. They poop so damn much! That's why they're not allowed in the museum. They'll be pooping all over the floor. And somefurry would end up slipping on the poo, and would fall into Van Gogh's Sunflowers, knocking it off the wall, at which point the painting would fall into the poop on the floor (front side down, of course), and a timeless masterpiece would thus be forever tarnished.

Thank goodness I'm not a goose. They'd tear up my membership if I was, and they discovered that I was.

O.O
geese are demons >3<