Sorry for not posting anything in a while, but I hope I make up for it with my little affectionate parody of Star Trek. (And in readable txt format!) The style is admittedly similar to Terry Pratchett, as seems to happen with me reading my favorite books. Another Kilarian shows up in this one, so I should probably just put my species notes up already... Anyway, enjoy!
(Oh, and this particular bit is just a one-shot, but the G.E.V. Tesla may show up again...)
EDIT: Apparently FA hates punctuation. Who knew?