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DREAMOUS: ...It's fucking gorgeous outside today. <3
BIOXZ: I'm cold, sopping wet and jelly.
DREAMOUS: Awww. I'd spread you on toast if I could. :D
BIOXZ: Manliest (and, given the current weather, soggiest) toast you ever put in your mouth. ;3
DREAMOUS: Mmmmmmmmm manly toast. Tastes like sweat, musk, and beer >:D I totally could go for an order of manly lion toast. >3
... okay, last silly stupid doodle, I swear. After this, I get back to serious stupid doodles.
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Dreamous
DREAMOUS: ...It's fucking gorgeous outside today. <3
BIOXZ: I'm cold, sopping wet and jelly.
DREAMOUS: Awww. I'd spread you on toast if I could. :D
BIOXZ: Manliest (and, given the current weather, soggiest) toast you ever put in your mouth. ;3
DREAMOUS: Mmmmmmmmm manly toast. Tastes like sweat, musk, and beer >:D I totally could go for an order of manly lion toast. >3
... okay, last silly stupid doodle, I swear. After this, I get back to serious stupid doodles.
Credit/Blame for this idea goes to
Dreamous
Category Artwork (Digital) / Doodle
Species Lion
Size 649 x 768px
File Size 545.7 kB
Bleeding strawberry jelly from his open wound, he hurried home because he knew the View was going to be on soon.
If he missed an episode it would send him into tears, especially since Star Jones was fired her coming into his room was quite a fear.
So he watches it like a religion every single day, covering his couch in crumbs he has to clean it up in dismay.
But it pays off as in the end, he will make a bomb to send the View, all he needs is his cue, his body will mend, his hands will send.
Hehe, pretty funny stuff, man :3
If he missed an episode it would send him into tears, especially since Star Jones was fired her coming into his room was quite a fear.
So he watches it like a religion every single day, covering his couch in crumbs he has to clean it up in dismay.
But it pays off as in the end, he will make a bomb to send the View, all he needs is his cue, his body will mend, his hands will send.
Hehe, pretty funny stuff, man :3
That was some shakespearian shit right there, hombre. I'd like to contribute to the culture you just laid down on this page, but considering I'm replying to this on my phone, my inability to operate a touchscreen keyboard and autocorrect would likely fuck up my attempts.
... or... improve them? Let's give it a shot!
He sat on down, toast lion did, his jelly ass all soaked an shit
The cushions jellied like red mud, akin to some thick period blood
"A natural defense" was his story, a way to mark his territory
Jones had already ragged on all else, declaring it all belonged to herself
"But not this couch" the lion said frankly, it was now safe sanctuary
At least until it dried like spunk, THEN h'ed have to watch out for that cu... AAAH!! THUMB CRAMP!!! AAAH!! AAAH!!!
... or... improve them? Let's give it a shot!
He sat on down, toast lion did, his jelly ass all soaked an shit
The cushions jellied like red mud, akin to some thick period blood
"A natural defense" was his story, a way to mark his territory
Jones had already ragged on all else, declaring it all belonged to herself
"But not this couch" the lion said frankly, it was now safe sanctuary
At least until it dried like spunk, THEN h'ed have to watch out for that cu... AAAH!! THUMB CRAMP!!! AAAH!! AAAH!!!
I don't know what's funnier...this picture, the many awesome comments, the fact you intend to go back to "serious stupid doodles" after this, or that the last submission I looked at before this one was Braford's pic of...
toastedwheat (Toasty Fox). Regardless, cool story bro. And I always knew you were good to eat, have enjoyed doing so, and will continue to for many more happy years.
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