I've been asked a few times about my peculiar mode of transportation, so here she is, basking in the rays. This is a Cagiva Elefant, built in 1986 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cagiva) shortly after Cagiva purchased Ducati. I've had my share of trials and tribulations, but she has been pure enjoyment when running properly. Because of the random quirks and tendency to go "absolutely nuts without reason" I've dubbed her 'Derpy', and she seems to approve.