Marty. Faggot Queen of /v/
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you cannot ask him to live at your place otherwise he will be stuck in a loop between running to work at his home and yours
instead just tell him to live at his place, that way he can always be found there when not accompanying you ... since he cant die i gave him dragon armor, and enchanted everything with bow enchantments, he is the best archer ive seen.. sniped a bear before it got to me and i didnt even see it coming....STOCK HIM WITH ARROWS, the good ones...he earned my love... and so im good to him ^_^
instead just tell him to live at his place, that way he can always be found there when not accompanying you ... since he cant die i gave him dragon armor, and enchanted everything with bow enchantments, he is the best archer ive seen.. sniped a bear before it got to me and i didnt even see it coming....STOCK HIM WITH ARROWS, the good ones...he earned my love... and so im good to him ^_^
I have to admit... I fell for Madesi's gorgeous voice first but since him and Derk seem to be related or SOMETHING because the similarity in their voices is uncanny! ;D
However, I am glad I picked Derkeethus for the reasons you said above (below? idk where this response will end up, lol). SOOO many people overlook his archery skills- which is a shame cuz he is great for Sudden-random-enemy situations and with the updates he can actually follow me properly when I go off-trail and be USEFUL.. Imho Derkeethus is the BEST Skyrim spouse/follower (And I found a -console- glitch to get him out of those "un-removable" mining clothes and in his loincloth just like all the other npcs hehehe XD)..
However, I am glad I picked Derkeethus for the reasons you said above (below? idk where this response will end up, lol). SOOO many people overlook his archery skills- which is a shame cuz he is great for Sudden-random-enemy situations and with the updates he can actually follow me properly when I go off-trail and be USEFUL.. Imho Derkeethus is the BEST Skyrim spouse/follower (And I found a -console- glitch to get him out of those "un-removable" mining clothes and in his loincloth just like all the other npcs hehehe XD)..
I once had someone in a video game screaming at me in text chat (I was winning) with all sorts of angry slurs. It culminated in him typing "U LITTLE FAGGOT IM GUNA KICK UR ASS"
Or rather he tried to. Unfortunately for him the K and L keys are right next to each other.
Everyone burst out laughing and he disconnected immediately.
Or rather he tried to. Unfortunately for him the K and L keys are right next to each other.
Everyone burst out laughing and he disconnected immediately.
Even better, I just saw my post being quoted in the same thread as this Marty pic. It's all coming full circle.
Hey /v/ how's it going, I just finished Dead Space 2 again and have nothing to do till Dark Souls comes out on STEAM.
If you'd like, I can pretend to be Marty for you till then.
Hey /v/ how's it going, I just finished Dead Space 2 again and have nothing to do till Dark Souls comes out on STEAM.
If you'd like, I can pretend to be Marty for you till then.
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