Well, here it is. I finnaly got a picture of me not looking absolutely terrible.
Im a pretty big guy, 6'1" and tip the scales at a mighty 285lbs. I live with my parents helping to support the family while my brother is out starting onna his own.

The munchkin in my lap is my Neice Mia, she was being cranky all day so her mommy dumped her in my lap, Im betting if she was a fur(which she could very well be someday) she'd be maybe a Fennec/kitty hybrid. She purrs ^_^. and screems and bites her mommy on the boob ^_^

So now ya can say ya'll have seen the real (Scary) Me ^_^

YARP