Logic missile, deployed. Direct hit. :9

*courtseys* Yup Yup.

"logic Missile" eh? *scritches her head* I may have to use that lil' number sometime. Me likey mucho, love.

Feel free to arm yourself with plenty of them. :3 By the way, do miss chattin' with ya~

Oh love... *sad face, touches your hand* I'm sorry to be as anti-social... asocial, even... as I have been online. Honestly, it's mostly fallout from how... *ahem* Some-body treated me for over a year... AGAIN.... because I'm an idiot... I've been rather... "shell-shocked" maybe is the closest word I can put to it.... about sitting and chatting online. I apologize on this point again, hon. I've wondered if you've been well, truthfully.

I know I used to have your phone number, but after my last phone went asplode I lost everything.

Ah, I was unaware of these details hon. Very sorry to hear. *hugs your neck* If you ever wanna talk at me, just lemme know and I'll most happily give you my contact stuffs.

*sighs* Well, I can't say I'm surprised, love. Seems honesty and such weren't her strong suit. Though before I speak too poorly, I'ma shut my yapper.

I would enjoy talking with you sometime, love. It's been far too long and we could do with some catching up, yes.

Sent you a note~

I seen it, thank you very much love. We will indeed have to catch up sometime. I've sure much has changed in your world, as long as it's been since we've really had an exchange... Gods knows mine's gone all blooey-ballyhoo...

She sure is "loving and tolerating"

Oh indeed.... I got one or two things to say about that little heap of horse-shit very soon, love.

I must say...I love how you always dress so sexily....Kehehe love the comics by the way *burns bronie flag*....

*smiles brightly* Well, thank you love. Pleased to make your acquaintance.

As for the outfits I draw myself in, thank you. I do own the majority of them, Sinestro Corps fwiffery being the exception.. though it bears mention the pink one I generally doodle is actually black. *shrugs and laughs, tossing kerosene on the toastings*

Kyaaaakehehehe...well they are all very nice...*holds out a marshmallow on a stick over the fire* Kehehe..I also love your hate for the show....so do you hate fans of the show?...i beleave everyone should have an oppinion and i love the way you express yours...Kehehe i say kill all the ponies...WITH FIIIIIRE!!!

Hmmn... *sets her chin* Not to be too persnickety, but "hate" is an incredibly strong word for me, love. I only actually "hate" two things, and ya'd have to know me really well to understand the what and why on those. *pop cricks*

Though as for the show, I do loathe it, yes, for a myriad of reasons. Ugh... *rolls her eyes* Funny thing, nobody ever really asks why, do they...? *scritches her neck*

Anypoop, the fans... do I dislike them? DO they annoy me? Do I find them detestable? Smelly? Befouling the very air with their presence? *smirks* Well, it depends on the individual really. Most seem to be content to enjoy their little ridiculous... *sneers distastefully* show... and although that's lamentable, pitiable even, I leave them to it. We all have our illusions, far be it from me to take away someone else's... However, the others, the "bronies" who feel this insulting aggressive need to compare their obsession with the nostalgic images of their fading youth to some manner of fucking moral crusade...

Yeah... those people annoy the ever-loving monkey-fuck out of me... I've often said "people who're holier-than-thou bring out the royal bitch in me". "Bronies" tend to fall in that category.

Kehehe ok well...im a fan and i love the way you bash and destroy them....i only watch it for the WTF moments...i actually find some of the episodes.....not kid friendly...and i love it..even though im a fan im not a OH GOD WHY ARE YOU SUCH BITCH TO THE POOONIES RABL RABL...i could care less what people think about me....i personaly love the way you express your self.....if you hate the show fine thats cool....people have no right to bash you for it..AND IF THEY DO ILL RIP THERE HEART OUT THROUGH THERE ASS AND TURN IT INTO MY NEW OCARINA.........ahem..*fixs hat* Sorry about that...lost my temper...*scratchs chin*..well in short...love your wor, love your hate of the show and all things that piss you off....and well....hope you dont dislike me for being a fan...*takes off hat and kiss's her hand*...thank you for hearing me out..

*takes it all in in silence, blinking and blushing*

You're a very likable one.... *coursteys* We simply must hang out some time.

True we must..*smiles*...

Well...any way keep on shedding pony blood....send me some if you can i ran out after the last mass murder Kehehehe....Shit makes good ketchup...has a strange spicy taste to it..

I hear if you mix it with a blue herb it makes a great tie-die for Jill's bathing suit... *sneks*

Kehehe i see what you did there..hmm...sounds like a plan..

Gotta love winning an argument like that

OH yes... Too damn often it seems you begin a good arguement... which I must clarify, arguing is good. The mutual exchange of differing ideas in a civil manner with the goal of reaching new understanding is how grown-ups argue, and it's a good thing. But far too often it seems kidz on the netzors haven't a clue what arguing is, only volatile, purile fighting...

"How dare you try to mar my beautiful opinion with a ugly fact!" is what you generally end up with...

Or "I have no reason to explain myself to you, -insert general insult here-"

Hehe nice. I love that smirk at the end. :3

*courtseys* Thankee kindly, love.

Oh, cthulu squishable! Nice. :D

*hugs* I adore my squishable huggable lord of insanity and torment!

Not to be too much of a sales pimp, but have you seen these lil' things? Squishables are the best for hugging on.

Heh, I have. I've thought about getting one but I've not been able to convince myself to get one.

Seems that everyone with a message of peace or tolerance forgets that it doesn't mean that only others should be peaceful and tolerant. This comic is spot on about that.

'Tis an unfortunate truth, yes and also part of what got me started on all this. *smiles and gets a coke from the fridge*

People who whine about things like that need to have their heads examined.. LoL, that double standard is amazing.. "well if you dont like my shit, dont watch it, but if I dont like yours, I'm going to keep nagging at you till you change it!" (or till you make so much fun of them, they have no choice but to curl up with their vomit-hamsters and cry about how unfair you are by not adhering to their double standard)

Logic missiles need to remember that one.. smile bombs work too... "Smile it confuses everyone" was my slogan at work. works too.. everyone walks around wondering what your smiling about, the shittier the day, the more the whining, the more confused everyone gets, its great!

Sad to say it's what they typically end up doing, yes.

The arrogance and lack of perspective is amazing... and frankly embarrassing. "I like this, so I'm 'loving and tolerant'. You don't, so you're a mean and hateful jerk." That's another perspective I often get masturbated into my face like so much myopic ego-spooge. Ugh... *shudders* I wonder if these people realize they're fundamentally the same as the bible-thumping monsters out there that persecute everyone that disagrees with them... *scritches her neck*

Something I've often said... *cackles* "Just because someone is smiling, that doesn't mean that they're happy. In fact, depending upon the person, the bigger the smile, the more you should be concerned..."

Yes, I've often found the bible-thumping-monsters and vomit-hamsters seem to be the same grade of hypocrite... in fact they seem to be the same breed all together.. ever notice how many of them bark out the same "love everyone" message until it comes to something that disagrees with their tiny tiny view of the world.. then all of the sudden that "love everyone" message becomes a hate mongering, flash bang of stupidity that boggles the mind of anyone who has has the ability to think for themselves?

yes when I worked at wallyworld, they used to tell us "Smile for the customers, if you cant make the smile, fake it till you can" I learned quickly, what worked better was "Picture the horrible ways they could hurt themselves being too stupid to use the product, and it'll bring a sadistic smile to your face every time!" was easier to do when working in garden center or hardware, but there was always thoughts of humiliating or embarrassing things that they could do to them selves in photo and electronics too... made me wonder why everyone in photo smiled so easily till I started working that department and got the see the large stack of "training photos" they kept (was pics that people took with non-digital cameras and wanted developed, unaware that state law (maybe fed, not sure) wouldnt allow the sale there of.. never knew Christmas tree lights could make an effective bondage implement but apparently it does... a very good one at that...

Shit, you got my pictures! *snaps*

But indeed, you've hit the nail squarely on the head, love. Between the well-to-do pseudo-chrisitan sociopaths and the "bronies", as a whole there is little difference. I'm loathe to throw around the "hypocrisy" word, but sometimes it is appallingly and embarrassingly obvious. The "bronie" people seem to almost live in this arena of space, revel in it even. But then again, there's only so much I suppose you can expect from them en masse... When you're dealing with a fanbase consisting largely of late-teens/mid-twenties children... clinging desperately to any imagery of their rapidly fading youth... even completely superficial ones... you're not likely to have a very logical discussion with them... *chuckles*ever. S'kind of pitiable if they weren't so antagonistic about it.

I do enjoy the wally world tales, love... *chuckles* You and I simply must get together sometime to compare notes.

logic I hardly knew ye.

We weep gently for it's cultural loss... *takes off her hat*

The biggest offender. "My jimmies are so not rustled that I will post how much they have NOT been rustled!"

It's criminal.

Always a good comment to see. *chuckles, rolling her eyes* One of my personal favorites thus far... and it's surprising how often I've seen this... *head tilts* sad, really... The "offended party" sends you some tremendously rude email/note/PM, whatever it's called, just lays into you for whatever got their knickers in a twist on just about every front from your personal hygiene to family history...

...and then they end their little angsty tirade with "don't bother replying to this because blah blah blah..." *shakes her head, chuckling* And I'm the juvenile one....

You know I watch the show, and I've come to like it [but apparently not as much as my now bronie ponie bf o,O] But I ADORE your comics on this subject matter.

99.9 of it I agree with. and well..it's funny! o,O and yeah.. if one doesn't like it, then don't read it. But a lot of those.....people....that....Love love LOVE them ponies also love Love LOVE to shove it down other people's throats...or worse still act like elitists over a CHILDREN'S SHOW! >,< yeah so..ummm yeah.
*ahem* anyways...Hi!

Hullo! *hugs* I'm sorry to hear about your bf, love... I hear if you mix a green herb with a blue one it might clear that up...?

But serially, ladies and germs, about them "bronie"-type people... indeed. It's often very, frankly embarrassing, the way some of these people bitch, complain, piss and moan to me about the comics I do. I have to wonder if they ever read the bitching they do before they send it off.... maybe notice that I've never sent anything like that in their direction. *chuckles* You kinda have to purposefully seek my nonsense out to watch it.

Even more entertaining is the system of logic they use to defend their behaviour... such as the knee-jerk "I'm not childish! I'm 26!" *eyebrow wriggles* ...and you're road-cussing a total stranger over the internet about a children's animation. *Dr Evil pinkie* Riiiiiiight....

Ah, using their own logic against them... Gotta love them perfect endings to frivolous arguments.

Oh indeed. And they just won't ever let it go, it seems... *chuckles*

You can hold that grudge aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllll you want, I'll be lounging by the beach worrying about why my drink is late. The argument ended with a hefty logic reversal and a friendly "FUCK YOU" ages ago.

Well, is this a little self help-or are you just telling the voice of "reason" in that head of yours to go fuck its self?

Oh, I seem to tell one or more voices in my head to do that pretty often. In particular the one that won't shut up about the promises made to the ex wife... *groans, rolls her eyes* ....but this is a bit more of my take on some of the ridiculous whining people sent me after the last comic I made.

I've used this arguement in the past against bronies.
Haven't seen any counter agruement yet... They just run away.

Maybe they realize you're right? *shrugs* That'd be nice... Though it's probably not that, sad enough. Maybe they're just so used to their entitled whining getting them whatever they want that someone telling them "no" just doesn't compute? I'unno.

It is like the fundies in religion. They think they are right that when it is told they are wrong, it a declaration of war. They'll do anything to paint the other person as a bad person to keep their "Black and White" views of the world instead of the million shades of grey.

*nods* yup. It's been a long-standing difficulty for me with some of my... detractors. *snerks* These, well... *snofts* lack of a kinder way to put it, fucking children... don't seem to understand that someone can have a differing opinion to theirs without actually being against them personally.

Fuck me? Fuck You!

Well, you know that's always been my outlook, love.

Brony: Why don't you draw something nice instead of killing ponys?

I'll awnser that one for you Mr. protestant bitch... -clears throat- ...Fuck you that's why.

...Too direct?

*cackles* I think that was the porridge Goldielocks chose, love. Dead-on.

Hmmm.....I'm torn....I like MLP.....but most bronies creep me out and these comics are hilarious. Awesome.

Well, love... for what my advice is worth, much like ice cream or sex, just enjoy what ya do and be happy for it. If it makes you think twice about doing it, examine that later.

In the mean time *courtseys* Thank you for the praise. I'm glad you enjoy.

Haha, true words of wisdom. And you are welcome.

You are pretty much misinformed with the whole "brony" thing. I know for a fact the people I know and myself don't say "if you don't like it don't watch it" because honestly, I don't give a shit if someone hates ponies or not X'D

Also that whole "Love and Tolerate" thing is bullshit too, that phase actually originated from the 4chan website when people had to deal with the "haters"

I am not a hypocrite I just don't follow that "love and Tolerate" shit, I am just a person how likes the show and the fandom, but I will voice my opinion if someone is just being a fucking moron X D

Very informative.

I highly doubt it has anything to do with the show.
The reason I can't bare to even try to watch it is because the fans have perverted it so damn much that the thought of Ponies makes me physically ill. (Like if you eat something and then throw up just afterwards and no longer can eat the food. Even though it usually takes a couple of hours for something ingested to affect you, you still mentally blame that food and it makes you sick.)
After seeing countless photos where ponies are wearing dirty diapers and are eating each other and jacking off to it, I can no longer stomach it.
At least these comics have a humorous edge to them and not a sexual one.
And I have been attacked by self proclaimed "Bronies" just because I've said I'm tired of seeing them EVERYWHERE. Shit gets old.

Admittedly, if the majority of the fans that I have come in contact with weren't cognitively delayed, I would probably love the show too.

*cackles* I appreciate your sentiments love, and some of them hit very close to home for me as well.

Por ejemplo, s'always been a bit of a larf to me when someone gets so worked up in some pro/con argument on the basis of the friendly humor, silliness and generally (sic)innocence of the show... and then posts very detailed artwork of hermaphrodite ponies engaged in incestuous train humping. *shrugs* Hey, to each their own... but frankly, it seems to be a bit of a flub in their argument. That and... well, being a 'herm' myself... hmmn... *pops her neck, aggravated*

Though, to be honest, I do honestly dislike the show as well, but as to my reasons, well... *tilts her head* I'm not expanding on them juuuuuuuust yet. That may come up in the future, but judging by the majority of the rather... *smiles* colorful comments and notes I've received I don't think the ears they'd fall on would be terribly open.

Man.. I've been getting hate male from bronies for weeks because I posted on someone's Pony art saying something along the lines of "Oh my god, I fucking hate ponies... I wish they would die in a fire EEEERRRGGG...... But this painting makes me want to love them so much ;2;"

I was obviously over exaggerating my hate for ponies to fully express how much I really enjoyed the quality of the painting.. But bronies get buttmad.

Thank you for your interesting sentiments. All very well-thought out and appreciated. Feel better?

Congrats, I can appreciate nice variant of "U Mad bro?" when I see one.
It wasn't actual reply though. Not to review (I'm actually serious, straw-man is bad form whenever it's used), not to question - you claimed earlier in the comments noone ever asked you why you hate the show. Well, I did. Mind sharing these reasons? Unless you do mind, those are your reasons after all.

You're so cute. Thank you again for your well-written sentiments.

To be fair, they have a right to their opinion as do you. And I think it's fine if they don't like the satire;and voice it. What we call "Free speech" in this case goes both ways. Perhaps if some of those rabid bronies can do their own satirical comic on "anti-bronies" than maybe they can be satisfied...?

*sings along with Motorhead* "Evolution... E-VO-Lution..."

Hey! I think I saw you on Uberskunk's page, didn't I? Pleasure to see you again. I was curious though as to what manga that character in your avi was from... *scritches her neck* Seems real familiar...

LOL!!! Likewise.

The character in the avi is"Isshin Kurosaki" from "Bleach." I've actually nabbed this avi from the website "Crunchyroll." haha

Bleach, eh? Thank you, love. *smiles*

I had a roomie who watched that one religiously. He'd pirate out episodes from some streaming site.... hundreds of them, it seemed. I tried to get into it, being from the 'old skool' of anime fandom, watched it with him, but I just couldn't. Seemed every time I missed an episode the next one was filled wirth characters I'd never seen before and I had no idea what was going on. It seemed pretty neat though. Maybe I'll give 'er another whirl when I get some time.

*Sorry for the late reply*

To be honest, I do like Bleach....especially the manga. But the pacing is my number one problem with the anime. They created so many filler arcs for the show....and it's not even fillers that fit in the chronology of the anime or expand the universe of Bleach in any significant way(Except for the first filler arc). They're literally just there to buy the author time to catch up on his chapters. I do like the story, the writing is good, the action is awesome, and the soundtrack is superb. But the overall pacing kinda killed it for me. haha.

Didn't that argument existed among furries long before MLP FIM even existed? This argument would easily be taken and nailed against pretty much any fandom and used against you.

Though, what makes me laugh is that in contrary to your comic, Ponies are all over the internet. You don't have the choice but to see them every 30 minutes or so each time you're surfing the web.

But Moooooooaaaaaoaoaomm... All the other kids're jumping off them bridge! *stamps her feet* Why don't I get to?

... Pfffff, is something actually holding you back? By all means, just do it. *rub hands together* Want an extra push too? Hesitation can be a real bitch y'know.

He who hesitates, masturbates.

Ancient wisdom is often the best wisdom.

Random quote times? This could go on forever... but I got quite the dictionary 'bout them. Here's one for you too I guess!

"It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt."

Your turn?

So fucking true! Any time anyone mentions that they're a brony to me I try to be as nice as possible and say "No. I'm not into MLP and I don't plan on watching the show... Ever." Then they sit there and talk about it constantly and try to talk me into watching. It's so annoying. I usually don't befriend anyone in the MLP fandom. I made an exception with my room mate because she's not stupid like that. She stopped the moment I said no. If only the bro-tards would get the hint I wouldn't have to be such an asshole to them all the time.

What I hate more than a brony? A closet brony. *Posts pictures of ponies and porn, tagging them as "Not porn" and then getting mad when people say "You're a brony"* I met a guy like that and want to punch him so hard lol

Sorry for the rant.

You know... I really like you, love, I do. *smiles and offers her Kalhua Butterscotch Mixer* You seem ta have the right notion here you do... Oh, and no worries on the 'rant'. It's fine as frog hair for me, love.

The funny thing to me, really? *sips* Not to be too political here, and I apologize if I do so do, but I was just this minute looking at some of the cruel things said on another site supporting Chic-Fil-A and their CEO's anti-gay statements, and it's incredibly similar. Seems they're free to say anything they so desire, much like the more rabid MLP folkses, and that's okay, "because it's their right under free speech to say their opinions" ...fair enough I suppose... but if anyone should disagree with them, politely and in a friendly manner for the severity of the subject, posssibly on another web-page entirely *points to her FA account, winks* they have every right to harangue them with their opinion and it's "obvious" superiority and moral fiber... *shrugs*

I wonder if some of these 'bronie' folkes realize this...

Politics are worse than ponies. I lost family members over stupid political arguments. They are the hypocritical, anti-obama, rasist, sexist (even the women) tea party fanatics. I so much as say the name Obama and it's like I started a damn war. And all I said was "I support Obama" on a damn sticker on my laptop. My grandparents on my dad's side jumped me and screamed at me saying I was stupid, childish and blind to the "Real world" And then post all this bull-crap political stuff from some stupid website that looked like it was made by a twelve year old girl. Everyone is.... Touchy. I mean. I could go outside and mention Obama and get dogged for weeks. Same with religion. If I went outside and said "I don't believe in god." You know how many people would stand there and scream about how I'm 'going to hell' ? Tons.

No point at even opening your mouth in this day and age. Unless you like getting your head bitten off by the crazies. People are ruining the world, I tell ya.

And you know? It's not just the bronies. It's the overly-religious fanatics, (Christians, Athiests etc. Not just one religious group.) Political fanatics, you name it! Every single person has an opinion and their is no possible way to make everyone happy. But we shouldn't be tearing each other apart either. Just let people be happy, you know?

Bingo! You're a gal after me own heart, love.

All religions, spiritual faiths, belief systems, doesn't matter, it's all a matter of faith. Faith is fine, commendable in my book, we need the capacity to believe in the unseen at times but but but but BUT... and here's the catch... it's all belief. It's nothing provable, conjecture at best. What we do know (for all we do know, maybe) is that we're all stuck on the same ball of mud together, and we'll all die shitting ourselves, cold, possible alone, and we'll eventually be forgotten. So why not just try to get along with each other? Maybe even love some one along the way?

*shrugs* But whadda I know? Sorry for rambling there...

I've been rambling too so don't apologize :3

Yeah. I'm glad we see eye to eye. I'm quite tired of people looking down at me as if I were a child. Hell, my nephew is smarter than the people that DO look down on me lol!

*hides in a bunker while the world ends* hahahah

Thanks for the wonderful conversation, dove. You've put a few smiles on my face.

I wonder if that's what a Tumblrina actually looks like........